Jeff is Jeff XRP 🤯

My chest feels somewhat sunken and my head is very fuzzy. Stupid grin is inevitable. #weed #docksidecannabis #stoned

@HassanShibly I'm Muslim but pop off!

Legal issues? Getting married? Starting a Business? Facing injustice? Need a will? Injured? Immigration help? Falsely accused? Harassed by government? Ask Allah first then ask us! We are here to protect and help with Allah’s help! MuslimLegal.org

@animaldnl_ @FoxNews Shoot till he's dead. Good job. Guess he won't be robbing people anymore.

STOPPED COLD: Before fleeing the scene, the gunman returned all the money the burglar had stolen from restaurant patrons. fxn.ws/3GOlAmT

Thanks SonReal for spending 868 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Parachute. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2OlZK0V…

@RobThomas725 @EvanHillHB Bahaha love this comment

Something to keep in mind re: Geno Smith's contract situation with the Seahawks.... the 2023 exclusive franchise tag for QBs will be ~$45.2M (pending any additional QB contracts through April 21).

@AzaelOfficial Will miss your commentary!!

Tested positive for COVID. I'm devastated as this means I now won't be on JDG vs T1 this weekend, and as I wasn't asked to do finals, I'm done casting for the year. I'm proud of the work I've done over the last 7 Worlds, and hope to have a shot at finals soon. Until next time.

@GaryGensler @SECGov William Hinman did not disclose he was being paid millions of dollars by a law firm that was a member of the Enterprise Ethereum Alliance when he gave a market-moving speech that promoted #ETH in 2018. Where is the investigation into that, @GaryGensler? twitter.com/CryptoLawUS/st…

@GaryGensler @SECGov You're a fraud Gary!! You are going to prison Gary!!!

Today @SECGov, we charged Kim Kardashian for unlawfully touting a crypto security. This case is a reminder that, when celebrities / influencers endorse investment opps, including crypto asset securities, it doesn’t mean those investment products are right for all investors.

We've come a long way(and no telling how much tax payer $$$ spent by the SEC) from the Bill Hinman lie(under oath) that the ETH Free Pass Speech was his personal opinion. Coy Garrison knows. @JohnEDeaton1 @EleanorTerrett @CGasparino

@TheRealSonReal Dope!

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

1/ An investigation into how crypto influencer @thecryptolark promotes low cap projects to his audience just to dump on them shortly after. Let’s dive in.

Now this is how headlines should be written

@Aleaiactaest307 @PetABurningDog @GoldTelegraph_ Lol corrects pronunciation via text on Twitter and calls someone else a nerd 😂😂

BREAKING NEWS: VLADIMIR PUTIN SAYS THAT 25% OF RUSSIAN GAS SUPPLIES TO TURKEY WOULD BE PAID FOR IN ROUBLES AND THAT AN AGREEMENT ON THIS WOULD COME INTO FORCE SOON Russia and Turkey continue to deepen ties

@KiduesSileshi @AK4T5UKl @nflmemes Missed the satire here. Great job defending your team QB tho!

@AK4T5UKl @nflmemes bro literally didn’t even say anything and they assuming he was ab to say “hawks” 💀

LOL: Russell Wilson nearly screwed and said “Go Hawks” during post game press conference Old habits die hard.. 🥴 dailysnark.com/2022/09/13/rus…

@LouisatheLast Amen

@marielle922 We boo every other starting quarterback? Nope? K.

Just some Director at the SEC violating criminal law with his "gang" joking about watching themselves paying lunch while getting bribed with millions as profit sharing partner meeting clients of the lawfirm from which he retired and reverse-retired after leaving the SEC again.