Andrew Donelan

@TheDanHough Guess we’ll never know, but the odds of The Shrews (arguably any team) winning six out of seven must’ve been pretty decent (astronomical?), too…

@AJD_1973 No one can account for that month of madness when we won six out of seven. If I could have predicted that, I'd have also been able to predict the lottery draw each week!

A day to feel justifiably proud. Today, at the 13th (!) time of asking, the world actually aligned with the spreadsheet. Be that as it may, wouldn't be against normal service being resumed in Kent on Tuesday evening.

@TheDanHough Magnificently bonkers!

I mean, this is potentially ruinous for my professional reputation. You sit down, you look at form and fixtures, you peruse historical stats and then you exercise learned judgement. What do Salop then do? Go nuts and win five in a row (olé, olé, olé! 😀). Magnificent stuff!

Joseph Littlewood’s professional London debut 👌🏻👍🏻

Utter shambles at London Waterloo tonight

@AndyRobsonTips Roses are red, Violets are blue. Poetry’s hard, saucepans.

I'll give a Just Eat voucher to someone who can make me laugh with this. Fill out the blanks: Roses are red, ___________, ___________, ___________ I have high expectations, don't let me down.

@AndyRoden1 RIP Allan, was a pleasure to know and work with you. Condolences, thoughts and prayers with Allan’s loved ones

@AndyRoden1 Really sad to hear this, I knew Allan from our time at VT… always full of stories and anecdotes, great character. Played cricket with him (yes, really!) in Sir Richard Branson’s back garden in Oxfordshire once - a memorable day, even if the memories are a little, er, ‘hazy’…

Desperately sad to hear of the death of former Virgin Trains press officer (and real ale guru) Allan McLean. One of the big characters of the scene for us rail journalists - bloody good at his job, but always ready to help. Many of us will have stories, so here's mine..

@ThatsSoVillage Start of game delayed as wife of stand-in skipper (who had attached pavilion keys to his key-ring so as not to forget them…) picked-up wrong set of keys in the morning then drove to Brighton, 55 miles away… 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?

@ThatsSoVillage Can’t share the details (sad state of affairs) but this week’s cheating incident was, quite honestly, unbelievable. All for competitive League cricket, but why do some teams blatantly cheat? And what, if anything, can be done about…? I suspect nothing… 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?

@knockemdownes Papa Bouba Diop, aka ‘The Wardrobe’

“Guys can just list random footballers and have the best time” Part 2 I’ll start. Danny Shittu

@ThatsSoVillage Immediately after a change of umpire, the umpire who had been standing at one end for some time, instead of moving to square leg, inadvertently and inexplicably swapped ends at the end of the over and took up position at mid-off 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend? 🏏⬇️

@davidwarner31’s international career ends on @StuartBroad8’s birthday… there’s irony for you! 😂😂😂

@TheDanHough It’s a start…

Well, I’m all for a bargain, but I’m not sure the local One Stop has quite understood how this works…..

@AndyRobsonTips Sounds a decent offer… 🤞🏻

Ready for a really random giveaway? I wanted to start ‘Tunnocks Tuesdays’ and send out some tea cakes, but it’s Wednesday and I cba waiting until next week. Reply below if you want a pack. 👇🏼

@Annerie18 @PeteDJohnson Slow Horses is superb 👍🏻

@DassaniPani9 Lawrie Sanchez is still available…

@TheDanHough I get hiccups sometimes - is setting fire to oneself a proven cure? I’ve used a paper bag before - bit hit-and-miss, I find, but leaves less ash…

Shrewsbury. It’s just the way we roll…..

@mattgriffithsuk @rawlimark Seeing an RAF ‘plane take-off and immediately fly amongst vertically (from the airfield alongside the North Wales Coast railway) is the best I can do by comparison… and I bet it doesn’t even come close!

@rawlimark Cadet camp @ Laarbruch back in day, where we were the casualties for an ex. Lying on the grass not too different from you as 4 squadrons departed in get the heck out of here fashion …. Awesome, truly unforgettable.

@Konstan20106320 @SW_Help Why the problems this morning? No trains to London for c90 mins in the morning peak is embarrassingly bad 🤷🏼‍♂️

@SW_Help @AJD_1973 Will the 8.36 (8.41) actually run though‽ There have been 3 trains cancelled so far! Either cancel them all now and don't bother with a schedule or run a service!

@SW_Help Any chance of a train soon, please, from WAL to WAT? It is the Monday AM Peak… 🤷🏼‍♂️