a.j smith

@Robbie163787 @FPL_Smithy Fuck 'em. They don't stand outside where l work and applaud when I've finished my shift.

@FPL_Smithy Agreed but also us fans owe these modern footballers nothing. We have made them multi millionaires while the rest of us struggle to afford everything. The disconnect between players and supporters gets wider every season.

Regardless of how shit we were (and we were fucking shit), he didn't deserve to say goodbye to an empty fucking stadium

@LiloNffc @NFFC Isn't this called grassing?

@FBAwayDays No. Im usually pissed by kick off so a 90 minute breather would be most welcome.

Officials in The Football League want the alcohol ban lifted at stadiums so fans can drink beer in their seats. Would you welcome it? 🤔🍻

@TRobinsonNewEra A good mate of mine attended the UTK event yesterday. When his girlfriend of over 2 years found out she blew him out. Typical lefties. 🤣

UNITE THE KINGDOM - LIVE FROM LONDON #UTK #UniteTheKingdom #FourNationsOneKingdom twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@R_H_L_F @vitt2tsnoc Ahh, the old 'don't have bridesmaids prettier than the bride' syndrome. 😆

@vitt2tsnoc I think some women say they prefer a Dad bod only say that cos they don’t want their man looking as good as them.

I can not stress this enough… We ABSOLUTELY fucking DON’T

@BellaWallerstei Why is everything any tosser says starts with "to be clear?" 🙄

To be clear: the far-right protesters attending tomorrow’s march in London are not, and never will be, allies to British Jews

@Keir_Starmer Who actually writes this bullshit?

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

@jeremycorbyn So? What business is it of yours? Find something in this country to be fucking obsessed about 🙄

78 years ago, 800,000 Palestinians were expelled from their homes. Britain made it possible. Today, Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. Britain made it possible. 78 years of the Nakba - and 78 years of British complicity in crimes against the Palestinian people.

@The_Forty_Four I fucking hate celtic, but that's a penalty.

CORRUPTION IN SCOTLAND❌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 CELTIC HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN A PENALTY IN THE 93RD MINUTE FOR THIS?!😡🤬 Heartbreaking for Hearts💔

@TonyIncenzo I thought the premier was alright in the 90s. You could still easily get tickets for £17 without having to give your whole life fucking story

What I miss in football: ~ FA Cup Final being a national event ~ Home International Championships ~ FA Cup multiple replays ~ Teams like Forest, Derby, Ipswich & QPR having a chance of winning the title ~ Huge heaving terraces ~ Proper wingers ~ Proper tackles ~ Maverick players

@Bradley66396703 @TonyIncenzo It fucking wasn't!

@TonyIncenzo The crap pitches, the thugery of defenders, the crap grounds, the disgusting toilets, the dreadful food. The hooliganism, families stopped going, much lower attendances than now, give your head a shake it was shit.

@jeremycorbyn There's poverty UK, and proper poverty.

4.5 million children in this country are living in poverty.

@sophielouisecc @conorpiper Sophie. You've had your arse handed to you on a plate...give it up for your own sake.

@conorpiper Do you really think it’s beyond reason to want someone who was elected to parliament to actually turn up Should our standards for our politicians actually be that low?

I think it’s absolutely outrageous that the tax payer pays farage 90k per year and he doesn’t even turn up. If he’s more interesting in campaigning than doing the job of an MP then the least he can do is return the money

@YoungBobRB Don't know how much you're earning, but you need some security.

After finally reviewing the footage at Bristol, here’s an exclusive clip of two students grabbing me by the neck as I attempt to get my banner back from another student who stole it. This event had hundreds of students debating me on abortion, and many began cheering as I was being physically assaulted by a group of students while, at the same time, another student was stealing my equipment. There was only one police officer in attendance who, of course, had a rainbow lanyard on, and she refused to intervene. In fact, I am now being investigated for physical assault myself. Of course, sorry for the disgusting clothes. This was just after a tub of curry was thrown at me by another student. I’ll be writing to University of Bristol complaining about this assault, as this is getting absolutely ridiculous. Equipment from that day is still missing after students grabbed it during the incident.

@iamisla_ I find kissing the neck whilst browsing through vast record collection works a treat. Gets her wetter than an otters pocket.

You can tell how good a guy is in bed from the first place he touches. 🥉Average ・Tits ・Lips ・A$$ He tries to get straight to the main act. 🥈A Bit Good ・Behind the ears ・Upper arms ・Nape of the neck He has some leeway to shift his focus a little. 🥇Overwhelmingly Good↓

@Rod_Studd Tory voters here. But Majors government were so pathetic Smith would've got my vote. I liked him.

When politics was better! You got the feeling that even John Major enjoyed the brilliance of John Smith’s wit.

@creepydotorg I'd ruin that until the neighbours complained about the smell.

Jay Kay, the lead singer of Jamiroquai, once gave one of the strangest celebrity breakup explanations ever. He reportedly broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time. “She has these enormous breasts, bigger than they look on film. She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting.”

@The_Forty_Four Why don't they just allow the players to punch the fuck out of each other at corners ...

Jarrod Bowen…. WELL F*CKING SAID.

@slackadder61 @KerryBurgess Brilliant. Exactly that.

@KerryBurgess Then when he leaves the indoctrinated university he attends,then needs to get a job have a family then he understands fucking hell why was I ever a thick fucking Labour voting moron.

There are now so many young people on social media who are well-informed and politically astute. It honestly gives me hope for the future, despite moronic old bastards of my age voting for Reform, the Tories, and Starmer's Labour...

@KerryBurgess House? Family? Kids? Mortgage? Really life experience of adulthood? Thought not.