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@TonyGerdeman Not enough space for advertisements. Need to fund that NIL account.

So I guess my design didn't make it.

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The EEOB is a National Historic Landmark. Painting its granite exterior would trap moisture, damage the stone, and create a costly, irreversible maintenance cycle at taxpayer expense. NCPC's own staff identified better alternatives. We urge the Commission to deny this proposal.

@TonyGerdeman Sure. I lived through McDonald‘s making the fried apple pies to baked apple pies. When Street Scene started baking their calzones instead of deep frying them. The roast beef and cheese was magnificent.

Pizza rolls have really gone downhill. It's more roll than pizza now. I realize I am a grownup, but somebody's got to say something. This is the canary in the coal mine.

@ManMilk2 Clearly someone never had to design a way to drop an egg from the top of a ladder without breaking it. 5th grade, iirc.

Yesterday, our 42nd station went operational! This one is in Lusby in far S Calvert County, just a few miles from the Calvert Cliffs Nuclear Power Plant. Lusby station page: mesonet.umd.edu/station?stid=M…

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@uscfan981 It’s a good place to be from.

Say something nice about Ohio.

For the 6th consecutive year, the Buckeyes are National Champions 🏆 @OSU_PISTOL | #GoBucks

@midwestern_ope Bars. Who even knew there was such a thing as a snit?

@midwestern_ope Recently visited Wisconsin. It should be the winner. Best bar ever.

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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

🧵 1/14: Just days after Paul Ehrlich (the man whose 1968 book “The Population Bomb” predicted billions would starve) passed away, it’s the perfect moment to celebrate the scientist who proved Ehrlich and other doomsayers spectacularly wrong. Meet Norman Borlaug, the Iowa farm boy who launched the Green Revolution and quite literally saved a billion lives. This is the ultimate story of human ingenuity triumphing over scarcity.

#ICYMI The guide features itineraries including restaurants, museums, golf courses, antique stores, accommodations and hiking trails, as well as a listing of major events throughout the year. Whether you come to hunt for fossilized shark teeth or sail the scenic Chesapeake Bay, discover amazing adventures and unspoiled beauty in Calvert County. thebaynet.com/plan-your-next…

“It’s hard to fathom that ... one addition could have so many adverse impacts, symbolically, architecturally and historically. This literally violates the Founding Fathers’ intentions.” ow.ly/C8Ps50YpBYa

@MrOH1O Witnessed.

2010 Rose Bowl #8 Ohio State: 26 #7 Oregon: 17

Thursday’s gold medal game between the United States and Canada in Olympic women’s hockey will feature seven current and former Ohio State players: USA – Joy Dunne, Cayla Barnes, Hannah Bilka Canada – Jenn Gardiner, Sophie Jaques, Emma Maltais, Natalie Spooner Barnes had a goal and Bilka had two assists in USA’s 5-0 semifinal win over Sweden. Jaques had an assist in Canada’s 2-1 semifinal win over Switzerland. Former Ohio State goalie Andrea Brändli had 44 saves for Switzerland in defeat.

Ohio State is the lone NCAA program represented on every team in the women's hockey semis: 🇨🇦 Jenn Gardiner, Sophie Jaques, Emma Maltais, Natalie Spooner 🇸🇪 Mira Jungaker, Sofie Lundin, Jenna Raunio, Hilda Svensson 🇨🇭 Andrea Brandli 🇺🇸 Cayla Barnes, Hannah Bilka, Joy Dunne

Abraham Lincoln, the only president to have a patented invention, was born #OTD in 1809. Lincoln received U.S. patent no. 6,469 for a device for “Buoying Vessels Over Shoals.” Read our Journeys of Innovation story to learn more: uspto.gov/learning-and-r…