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@barstoolWSD Eat a dick, midget.

How many runs did PCA save right there?

@stoolpresidente Precedent has been set. People are saying Davey’s gone soft.

Mantis basically got fired for that

@RedbirdRiot This is coming from the fanbase that has the most curtain calls in the history of curtain calls.

There is no other fanbase that celebrates as if they’ve defeated ISIS, cured cancer, and captured Hitler in the same night over the most meaningless moments like Cubs fans do.

@BarstoolBigCat When are you getting him in studio?!

PCA!!!!! This fucking team is unreal

@SleeperSTL Why is Scott on here? It’s pretty clear, he’s a triple a player. Anyone who’s disappointed by his play should be disappointed in themselves for having expectations.

Who has been the most disappointing Cardinal this season? 😞

@barstoolWSD His OPS is over .900 over the last 15 games… is that good? Cubs are 12-3 over that same span. I need your expertise to explain it to me. I don’t know if that’s good or not.

Appropriate time for cubs fans to blow him finally

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history. He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough. RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

@CarlsBeef God forbid there’s another injury, but more than likely, the Cubs will need more than 5 starting pitchers the rest of the way. Has Ben Brown shown enough to get another crack at the rotation? Or is he just a bulldog down in the pen now?

We’re going to release the MMCS early tonight but I need a couple questions for the mailbag. Please help a brother out thank you!

@CarlsBeef I can’t read either, tell me in a lineup preview

I'm a moron who can't read. Does anyone know who is hitting 2nd tonight?

@CarlsBeef 26 of the next 32 are against teams currently .500 or better. What record over that span would you feel good about while the Cubs tread water with a Triple A bullpen? Are Assad’s struggles concerning? Does he need to bring back the specs?

We’re going to record MMCS shortly and I need a couple questions for the mailbag! Please and thank you

@overton_news @P_McCulloughMD Sooooo who’s going to prison?

This is earth-shattering. Senator Ron Johnson just revealed that Secretary Kennedy provided him with 11 MILLION pages of HHS documents on the COVID vaccine. What the documents exposed about the FDA is truly disturbing. JOHNSON: “We have now uncovered the fact that FDA officials knew in March of 2021 that their analytical system for the VAERS system, was completely inadequate, that it would MASK significant safety signals.” “They had a different system that would, you know, produce this information unmasked.” “They presented that to top FDA officials, and they covered up.” “They were 49 cases of extreme masking, resulting in 25 safety signals, including sudden cardiac death, bell’s palsy, pulmonary infarction, very serious side effects.” “And again, I said, I don’t I didn’t need a sophisticated system.” “I saw deaths per year go from a couple hundred to over 20,000 the year the vaccine came out in 2021.” “And yet the FDA officials hid behind their analytics that they knew would hide these safety signals to continue to claim to this day, we didn’t see any safety signals with the Covid injection.” @SenRonJohnson

@OhioTate “Big Cat’s Day Out” Big Cat and the boys go to Wrigley and do the 9/9/9 challenge. Honestly, you could do anything. Just no more documenting fat slobs with a lazy eye.

Another great trip in the books. What do you guys want to see documented next?

@barstoolspringb @barstoolsports @RonnyDoitche It’s all goyslop

Big Cat has informed @RonnyDoitche that he will be going home.

@OhioTate @BarstoolBigCat So sick and tired of seeing this blubbering retard on the internet. People bust their asses to make an honest living, and this cocksucker gets paid to be a dumbfuck. Nothing he does is remotely comical, he’s a selfish prick. Unsubscribe.

Mintzy immediately went to get a glass of water. A customer told him water would not help and will actually make the spice worse. Mintzy is frantically looking for someone to help him.

@OhioTate You’re Jenks, he’s Frank. Only he is easily the most unlikable guy at Barstool. Sick of seeing him.

Mintzy and I have arrived at the airport for the UFL trip. Someone asked for a picture, which prompted the lady behind us to ask if we were celebrities I said No. Mintzy said we are “C-List Celebs” (Bonus Footage: Mintzy explains the only time he doesn’t want to be recognized)

@stoolpresidente Anyone but Minzty, he’s the most undeserving person on your payroll

The fastest yes I’ve ever given in my life. Yes Barstool would love to compete in the Family Feud. Now to pick what morons are on the panel with me.

@jmjones He also trashed the Cubs on his way out. Share this gay shit on blue sky. Cardinals fans are the worst, the self-proclaimed “best fans” stick their noses up at everyone else like they’re better. But they’re just glorified trailer trash.

I was in Chicago the night Willson Contreras made his return to Wrigley Field, and I watched him forced into swallowing his pride until he roped a double and turned his hands to the sky to welcome boos raining down on him. Last night was something very different:

@realDonaldTrump Be honest with the people Donny. Iran is one of the last countries without a Jew controlled central bank. Fuck you, you Israeli cuck. Bibi is your daddy. The American people want nothing to do with Israel.

@realgreggd People who pay for onlyfans are losers, but what kind of sicko is paying 30 a month for a mid40s smoker? She feasts on the mentally ill.

It’s better to make money shitposting on X than being a prostitute on OF for $15 a month.

@stoolpresidente What a miserable individual. You could take her salary, light it on fire, and you’d still get a better ROI.

I FaceTimed Kelly Keegs for an overall wellness check