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@PuppyyPawss You need a custom collar, I can hook you up

Btw An issue I’ve been having with dog collars is that their all too big on me? So pulling them isn’t as fun because of all the slack.

@nymphiix I'm glad my face is firmly attached

Im gonna lick your yummy face off <333

@nymphiix Wow, that's one of the best compliments I have received in a long time. But you don't know that, you don't even know my face

@AS25990AS No u dont I need it cause its tasty hehe

Eats your yummy face off

@mollymishy Oh, you sell violence? I'll take your entire stock

@Jabz_CFC Insane to remember it was not that long ago that the US president was considered the "leader of the free world"

Michelle Obama once asked her mother why she was holding Barack's hand on election night. Her mother replied, "His father left when he was two. He lost his mother to cancer. He was moments away from becoming the leader of the free world with no parents, so I took his hand.

@AlanRMacLeod What a humble proposal

However much you hate the media, I am telling you it is not enough.

@ZacksJerryRig @RepThomasMassie @RepCohen Easy, it represents the US

@RepThomasMassie @RepCohen How come there are only like 3 normal people in congress

If we’re Making America Healthy Again, government shouldn't be promoting glyphosate and providing liability immunity for corporations making it. Thank you to @RepCohen for cosponsoring the No Immunity for Glyphosate Act.

@bajiru_EN @Zeranium17 Thats a green bunny mhm.

@Zeranium17 WHAT IS ON YOUR TABLET-

im locking in so hard, prolly wont see me exept here id: XM7RQQ277X29

@NVIDIAGeForce At this point maybe focus solely on AI and completely drop games

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5, an AI-powered breakthrough in visual fidelity for games, coming this fall. DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendering and reality. Learn More → nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/…

@esperavt Thanks for the description, I couldn't have grasped its shape without it

it's really interesting how discussions in my community devolve from the cyclops in the odyssey to This Fucking Thing this is the Copepod. it's a naturally occurring one-eyed organism. it looks like a dick and balls.

@nymphiix Damn it. made me drop my phone

Oh nooo the puppy is nappingggg it would be such a shame if someone had their way with her while she was asleeeeep and unaware on nooooooo anything but thattttt

@BrandonLuuMD Some of the hardest things while depressed: -starting to exercise -waking up & getting out of bed -resisting the addictive dopamine machines phones are -interacting with people -leaving you home -things not seeming pointless Most are easier to start with antidepressants

Some of the most underrated antidepressants: -Exercise -Morning sunlight -Dark evenings -Time away from your phone -Social connection -Time in nature -A sense of purpose Most are free, and most people are deficient.

@NoNonsenseND @shadowweaverss The brother is wrong tho, because an icosahendron is a figure (3D) not a shape (2D)

This is why multiple choice and linear testing sucks for neurodivergents

@bajiru_EN Baji is so cool, its actually insane

trying not to laugh and focus during this request was a bit rough

@Omo_Reaper Since you're from the US, are you paying for her kidney damage?

Need me a girl to cuddle in bed late at night while shes pressed up into my arms crying because her bladder is so painfully full, desperate for even the slightest amount of relief. Her bladder bulge pressesing against me as i pull her in tighter, adding more and more pressure. She's begging me to let her finally pee saying how she hasn't pissed since yesterday's dinner. She whimpers in agony all night, wanting nothing more than to be a good girl for me holding in every drop of piss inside her bursting bladder

@ZacksJerryRig @AdamJMatlock This means the S Pen is glass

@AdamJMatlock Correct.

Amazing. The S Pen breaks when you try to break it. Cutting edge science here.

@lili011010 WTF

I think about this a lot

@VT_OliviaMonroe 'Medical debt collectors' are a very American job description Are there more jobs associated with other US phenomena like 'road rage shootings' ?

Ok so I had surgery a few weeks ago. I don’t have the bills yet. Guess who called me today? Medical debt collectors. HOW is that possible???

@ZacksJerryRig @JoshWest247 Shipping where / to whom? It's a car with neither a steering wheel nor full self driving capability So a hunk of metal on wheels Or a really big RC car at best Teslas don't even drive autonomously in tunnels specifically built by Tesla

@JoshWest247 you better believe its shipping like that.

I wonder if this tire adhesive is final production ready?