Austin Baird

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Austin Baird

Austin Baird

@ASBaird

Katılım Ocak 2009
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@Legal_Fil Disagree. Ten years of trump have taken us through the looking glass on this stuff and the VA AG race proves that Democrats are through as well.
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Legal Phil@Legal_Fil·
Beshear is the only person who does not understand that his comment about "mak[ing Vance] go through" a pregnancy resulting from rape is one of those things that you can't recover from.
Adam Parkhomenko@AdamParkhomenko

NEWS: Listen closely to what Gov. Beshear says here: the Republicans have tried to take away his ability to appoint a U.S. Senate vacancy but he seems poised to fight them on it. Keep an eye on this. Gov. Beshear knows what’s at stake and knows what he’s doing.

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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@oliveegger Found out that a guy in my neighborhood started this brand and it just seemed like such an interesting choice to immediately alienate half your potential customers
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bird 🐇@oliveegger·
Imagine dedicating all your time and energy into hating republicans to the point that you make it your entire brand. Is there nothing else more productive to create or what
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Tom Merrill@SaltLakeTom·
I swear to gosh, even just being outside yesterday during the heat, I acclimated quite a bit. The temp right now feels just fine somehow!
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@mjolley22 Performative white people telling us what is and isn't "authentic" need to be left behind with land acknowledgments and complaints about cultural appropriation.
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Michael Jolley@mjolley22·
Calling Taco Bell "not real tacos" is just small-mindedness.
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Dalton Pruitt@daltonleepruitt·
The Odyssey isn’t historically accurate because Christopher Nolan is in the business of making shit that looks cool, not teaching history. You might be confusing a filmmaker for a historian because you are stupid.
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Average Homeboy BGXII. 🤙@Average_Homeboy·
@ASBaird I mis read that so deleted but there’s a guy that plays the organ and will play requests and there’s animatronics if I remember correctly it’s a good time with kids and I thought the pizza was really good
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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
If we’re going to get Phoenix’s weather, we should at least get their Mexican food to go with it
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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@hambonedavis In a week where people are claiming The Odyssey is going to be a failure, this is still somehow the wrongest thing on twitter
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Tim Davis@hambonedavis·
@ASBaird Milkshakes are better if they’re thick enough to need a spoon… couldn’t be more wrong on that one
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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
My theory is that people who grew up going to Bear Lake let their childhood nostalgia cloud their judgment and, therefore, they love Bear Lake. People who go for the first time as adults are underwhelmed. (And don’t get me started on how disappointing the shakes are. They’re either soft serve with syrup or ice cream and toppings served with a spoon, instead of blended with milk into a drinkable milkshake as God and the Founding Fathers intended.)
LeBong.@LeBongJames

For sure! The most beautiful & largest lake in Northern Utah, that’s as clean as they come. A place to enjoy boating, jet skiing, fishing, paddle boarding, etc. Surrounded by beautiful mountains. Dozens of great ice cream drive-ins & restaurants is over rated! YIKES dude

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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@reneehwilliams I just want to go to church and be happy that other people are there trying to get closer to Christ and strengthen the church where they can
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RW 🪔@reneehwilliams·
@ASBaird Of all the things we can be critical of this feels like the very bottom of the barrel. Truthfully I’m over the critical takes about church. Every week I see imperfect people who are also amazing and strengthen me. That’s all I need and I don’t need to criticize what they do.
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
Imagine watching someone come home after dedicating 18 months of her life to preaching the gospel and then hopping online to complain that she wanted to share her testimony publicly one last time in the language that she literally learned just to be able to preach the gospel.
An Old Fox@FoxsFoxes

Returned sister missionary just bore her testimony in Spanish to a ward where nobody speaks Spanish. Imagine how much more everyone would have been edified had we been able to understand the words.

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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@childrichard I’m not exaggerating when I say that I think every single English speaking ward in the country has at least one Spanish speaker
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Richard Child
Richard Child@childrichard·
@ASBaird I’m genuinely curious how many wards there are that have zero Spanish speakers.
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@jabellows Not yet. Still have to argue about whether green tea extract in energy drinks is sending you to hell
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J.A. Bellows@jabellows·
@ASBaird Didn't we do this discourse like a month ago? When do I get to post about sleeves again?
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@emzanotti He’s got the outfit but he doesn’t look like he’s 48 already so he can’t be a YR
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
Emily Zanotti 🦝@emzanotti·
I birthed the head of the Young Republicans 🫠
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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
CC @jkimballcook Amazingly complex recipe for chicken pastilla, calling for specialized ingredients and techniques from a celebrated, talented chef. It also claims you can caramelize onions in like 15% of the time it actually takes. Why does everyone lie about this?
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