Austin Baird

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Austin Baird

Austin Baird

@ASBaird

Katılım Ocak 2009
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@jabellows “Christ is King” remains the most obvious tell of an absolutely debased and amoral grifter account
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J.A. Bellows@jabellows·
An account that is monetized for "exposing the justice system problems" blocked me for sharing a reality about the justice system. Weird.
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based16z
based16z@based16z·
Everyone stay in your homes to keep oil prices down. 2 weeks to open the strait
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Andy Delecto
Andy Delecto@AndyDelecto·
I truly love this country, and all that it promises
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
Do people who unironically use the word "based" realize that, to most people, it sounds like the exact same sort of obnoxious in-group signaling as unironically using the word "woke"? And that, whatever "based" might have meant in the past, it now just basically means "I think this will piss off the liberals".
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@NoblestCalling the most awkward was when I'd visit other wards and the teacher would acknowledge me in class. Nobody cares! It's the stake SS president!
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Tweet is the Work 🌷@NoblestCalling·
@ASBaird When my dad was in the stake Sunday School presidency he complained that there wasn't anything for him to do lol
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Tweet is the Work 🌷@NoblestCalling·
Well turns out some men actually do think callings make you important. Though for the record, Sunday School President is a very funny choice to have this attitude about
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@nihilists4jesus Everyone always tries to claim JS wasn't a prophet because of polygamy or the kinderhook plates or treasure seeking or whatever when the most obvious argument on their side is this one (they're still wrong tho)
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Andy Delecto
Andy Delecto@AndyDelecto·
Time to go rip the first workout of the year in 80+ temps. Likely gonna the highest heart rate I’ve seen in a while here
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Ethel Braithwaite
Ethel Braithwaite@Ethelbrait1941·
Disgusting. Foreign hordes marching down the street,,flying their wretched little flags,,playing their terrible music. This should never have been allowed,,police marching with them & waving banners & flags. BAN "SAINT PATRICK'S" DAY this is NOT OK. SICILIANS OF THE NORTH SEA.!
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@byzantinetx I'm Mormon (and happily so) but if I left, Orthodoxy/Catholicism is the only possible option.
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Byzantine, TX
Byzantine, TX@byzantinetx·
The one group I consistently get calls from? Mormons. The number of men and women coming from there to Orthodoxy is an unexpected surprise.
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Meagan Kohler
Meagan Kohler@TresClare·
My kid bought himself a recorder at the store yesterday
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@jkimballcook I have this guy muted and on the rare occasion that I stumble on something he wrote, I'm taken aback at the intensity of his convictions that his interpretation of how to live the gospel is the only right and righteous one.
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Jared Cook
Jared Cook@jkimballcook·
I agree as to the first two (with a caveat, see below), but I don't agree that it is unfaithful to ask for a release. Sometimes circumstances change and there's nothing wrong with telling the bishop that. We should always accept a call, but leaders should not extend a call 1/
Matthew Watkins@ATrueMillennial

I'm revisiting this topic today. Faithful Latter-day Saints serve wherever, whenever, and however they are asked. They do not seek callings, turn down callings, or ask for release.

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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@ASFleischman Yes yes. Everyone who reads history understands that the Jews have had it easy for most of their history.
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Austin Baird
Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@bmariner @jkimballcook I mean. Even this exact post is a good example - “faithful” Saints must handle callings in the way he outlines. Ask to be released? Refuse a calling for a good reason? You can’t do those things and be a faithful Saint.
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Austin Baird@ASBaird·
@BlackBlessedLDS this couldn't be more wrong. it's one of the best fast-food burgers out there right now
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Troy Sariah@BlackBlessedLDS·
Big Arch from McDonalds isn’t even better than their classic Big Mac.
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