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@Parody_PM The windbag arms

Name this traditional English pub.

@bbc5live Belfast child =simple minds. Plz and ty. Ash

🚨 It's Mixtape time! This week’s theme: Songs about European cities 🎶 What are the best songs about European cities? Let's hear em! 👇

@jayjaycafe @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Bye coward

@ASHSMI @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Sure bro....and you didn't start with the tinfoil hat nonsense. Muting you now because you're obviously a dope

RFK Jr hasn't said a word about the Ebola outbreak. Normally I would expect the US Health Secretary to have SOMETHING to say about a global health incident. But in this case, it's probably just as well Remember this is a man who still isn't convinced germs cause disease..

@jayjaycafe @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Yep. I also know whatever i say u won't believe me and will just keep up the childish insults

@ASHSMI @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Look it up yourself ya halfwit....you do know how the Internet works??

@USronaldcarter And underneath thunderbirds are always ready

🚨 so let me get this straight.. Trump just built a ballroom at the White House.. and the roof is a military drone port with 360-degree vision of all of Washington DC.. the same roof that bounces incoming drones off like rubber.. also launches drones to protect the entire capital.. and it sits on top of a massive underground military complex replacing the bunker every president has used since FDR.. and the wildest part.. this is privately funded.. ahead of schedule.. and DOJ already filed court documents calling it a national security necessity.. so the "ballroom" is a drone-proof military platform on top of a presidential bunker.. and Trump described every single feature of it out loud on May 19, 2026.. they told you it was an event space.. turns out "event space" was just the sales pitch until they figured out how to build a military installation on top of the most protected address in America. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

@prodnose Its probably where it is as much as anything

Keep seeing posts saying they have never know such indifference to a World Cup - starting in 23 days! I may nod to that but inwardly I can't fucking wait. #FiveGamesADay

@jayjaycafe @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Show me proof oh great one

@ASHSMI @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Read something dummy. It's all documented. Nothing i said is untrue. Fools like you are aching to wear your double mask again.

@prodnose Its like politics, the least worst won

I have absolutely no interest in what is going on in the Premier League. It's a media vanity project. Signed sealed delivered like a movie franchise. Winners no more significant to most of us than naming the new Dr Who. Have your headlines and parades. Fuck you. Also: West Ham!

@allenanalysis Its called making it up as he goes along

🇺🇸BREAKING: Today, Trump confirmed what his own lawyers wrote in a court filing last week. Under the new White House ballroom, the military is building: A hospital. Medical research facilities. Top Secret military rooms. Bomb shelters. His verbatim: “We have a hospital and very major medical facilities that we’re building.” Then he told his Cabinet the project was “supposed to be secret.” He called the people who revealed it “unpatriotic.” The people who revealed it were his own lawyers.

@prodnose As a liverpool fan I either want us or not city

I applaud Arsenal tonight on behalf of several of my beloved brothers in law who will be ecstatic. But seriously. Has there ever been a title race greeted with a collective national shrug like this one? Prem League getting like the Police Academy franchise.

@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers And they are right out

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

@jayjaycafe @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Are you sure your tin foil hat isn't on to tight

@ASHSMI @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Indeed....and Obama visited the Wuhan Lab to congratulate them on their fine work. I think NIH funded it covertly through shell companies because it was deemed too dangerous to continue the work in the US so off to China it went

@jayjaycafe @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Let me guess, fauchi made it and bill gates funded

@ASHSMI @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone Ummmm it was actually made by the US in a Chinese lab

@jayjaycafe @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone If you say so

@henrywinter They have finally learnt to win ugly

To think that some people felt that Arsenal were bottlers. More like battlers. They ground out another win, this time over a dogged Burnley, to take them to within touching distance of a first Premier League title in 22 years. If not quite the Invincibles – Arsene Wenger's record-breakers were a better side – this team of Mikel Arteta’s are certainly the Indomitables. They keep facing down adversity, injury, challenges, obdurate opponents. They are not always the greatest to watch, unless Bukayo Saka is weaving his way into the area, twisting left-backs inside out, but they are supremely resilient. Players stood up to counted under pressure. David Raya in goal. Gabriel at centre-back. Declan Rice, the best player in the league this season, shielding the defence and driving Arsenal forward. Viktor Gyokeres, maligned initially, now celebrated for his 14 goals in this league campaign. Arsenal’s spine has been strong. Arteta rotated well. Kai Havertz started and scored against Burnley. Arteta subbed well. Havertz removed quickly after risking a red with a dangerous challenge. So close now. Arsenal will deserve this title for holding their nerve when so many questioned them. #AFC

@4n0nK3k @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone All good so far. First vaccine around 50 years ago and all the good stuff since

@ASHSMI @X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone And yes it should have been ignored. You probably where first in line for the shots. Its on your picture. You will suffer harder soon. Hey. They gonna bring a new shot. Go out and stand in line for the next shot.

@X_StrayDog1 @DrNeilStone So we should have ignored covid because it was china's problem?

@DrNeilStone It's not America's problem, its Africas. They can deal with it.

@prodnose Star wars, the day it came out

Beatles: A Hard Days Night.

@BBCMOTD Yes

Should Kai Havertz have been sent off? 🤔 VAR checked the challenge for serious foul play, but the on-field decision of a yellow card was upheld.

@SkySportsPL Easy red

"I don't think that's right..." Gary Neville REACTS to Kai Havertz's challenge on Ugochukwu's calf.