The Odd Squad

//THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW A GROUP OF CATS! HERES THE FOUR STATS! MORE IN THREAD! (1st image is branch) Branch -🪵 Amnesia - ❓ Modifier - 🔪 Apollyon - 🪰

@CatCrime4Hire 🪵: Hallo!! Canz I helps too?? I can gwow flowas too!!!!

I'm setting up a GARDEN in the Alley!! I'm going to grow COOL things like flowers and vegetables... It's going to be awesome!!

@CatCrime4Hire 🪵: Da alleyz aren’t DAT bad.. I meet frens here too!! … U wanna be frens?..

The Alley kind of sucks... It stinks and there's scary people everywhere!!

🪵: Am not food!! I not tasty… ❓: Isn’t this the uh.. cannibal? Or am I mistaken..- 🔪: That thing will not succeed even a little when it comes to me! I’m part metal! 🪰: I’ll take you down! I’d love to see you even try to bite me!

// @LearnToCare [Modifier, the tinkerer cat. Is flying through the air. Using his jet legs to propel himself. He hits a pigeon midair while trying to catch it and SLAMS into the ground nearby the caretaker’s house with a loud crash] 🔪: Ouuhh.. My.. everything.. hurts… ugh..

@TheNotAJester //Elite ball knowledge

I'm on my way! I'm on my way! I'm on my way to eat your skin!

@Blinds3ye //Branch is happy :3

// New relationship chart for bullseye! Again, This is all platonic! // If you run a oc parody account.. Let me knew if you want to know Bullseye's opinion!

@TheNotAJester //ik i forgot to specify that he was walking in da alleys while on his phone

@AStrangeLitter // uhh, this isn't something online. this is like, physically on the ground, in universe

[You find a piece of paper on the floor. It's labelled 'hit list', strange]

@TheNotAJester [Branch. While on his phone. Saw this] 🪵: Am.. not weak!!! THATS NAWT TRU!! NO LIE!! >:{

//this was on the list the entire time trust

@TheNotAJester [But we all know branch. He will never be anything more than a wimp. This most certainly won’t end well for him next time]

@AStrangeLitter [Yeah The Jester is gone, probably should take the warning seriously, probably.]

(//Open int bait) Hahahaha... HAHAHA, OHHhhhh finally! Finally rid of that useless cleric collar! Now, I can finally have my encore! Boon County will know the name "The Jester"! (1/3)

@TheNotAJester 🪵: [Branch tries to stand. Running.. tripped and fell.. blood dripping from the injured leaf…] Ow.. owww..!! Ouchy…. [Hic.. sob..]

@AStrangeLitter Oh, I was right! I'll let you go for now, you're boring me. But next time we meet, if you're still a wimp, I won't stop at just a leaf!

@TheNotAJester 🪵: [He cries in pain.] O-OWW!! STOP ITT!! [He yanks back. His fur a little wet with tears..] [And he’s sobbing fully..] [Blood drips from the leaf…] [Yep.. it’s part of his body..]

@AStrangeLitter Oh why didn't you ask! Hmm, those leaves, I wonder if they're actually connected to you. [She starts trying to cut off one of the leaves on their stick]

@TheNotAJester 🪵: [Hic.. sniffle.. hic..] [He’s crying now. What a pathetic cat..!] P-pwease.. d-don’t hurt me…

@AStrangeLitter Wow, really ruining my fun here. [The 3 of them surround Branch] Are you gonna run?

@TheNotAJester 🪵: [He curls up. Too scared to move] PWEASE!! I’M SCARED!!] [How pathetic…]

@AStrangeLitter [She summons 2 shadow clones besides him] On your mark! Gets set! Go!

@TheNotAJester 🪵: W-wat.. are you doing.. with dat nail… [Branch is scared now..] [Branch is shaking..] [Branch is backing up..]

@AStrangeLitter Ha, you even thing I was talking about how fast you can run... Well, do you want to test that speed? [She pulls out a nail, seems like her basic attack got replaced.] Lets see if you can outrun me.

@TheNotAJester 🪵: I-I am nawt slo..!! Am fast!! Stop meanie…!! Am not wood.. my ears are tho… why ask..? [Branch seems to be rather worried. Now that you have insulted him..]

@AStrangeLitter So slow this one is! You see, you just entered my ring dumbass! Now, I got something to ask, you are actually made of wood, yeah?

@TheNotAJester 🪵: ..? Wat openin act?.. Fren..? [Branch you have no idea who he really is.. poor cat gonna get bullied..]

Now, residents of Boon County, who wants to join me in my opening act. I hope I don't have to make the decision myself~

🪵: wat is war? ❓: Branch.. you’re not participating… you’ll get slaughtered… 🪵: You do not know me. Amnesia. ❓: … first time he spoke without stuttering. 🔪: I heard war! 🪰: Stay calm.. we gotta prepare for war. Or we’ll get taken down!.. //The odd squad prepares for war!

@GargButcherer [Branch hops from Lillian’s back. A little worried about going in. He got cold paws after seeing the place] Uhm.. m-maybe I wait outside.. [His stutter has gone away too. Interesting…] //canon reason he doesn’t interfere with y’all’s interaction rn. Had to give him a reason.

[Lillian returns to the lab] Hey… so did I miss anything?

@BackAlleyLilRat @BleedYouDry0 //Branch is going to finally show what he’s made of. Him and the odd squad!

CITIZENS OF BOON COUNTY, UNITE AGAINST THE TWO TITANS! (recruitment post, details in thread, art by @BleedYouDry0, twitter keeps fucking up the post so im doing this quick)

@ZodiacKillerCat [The water also sent zodiac flying back. At least a good 20-30 ft. It had some real force behind it.. also leaving some small bruising..]

@ZodiacKillerCat 🪵: [That pissed him off. He stumbled back with a snarl] O-ouchyy!! [Him. In a fit of anger. Casted a water spell] YOU WILL REGWET DAT!!! [water spouts out of the ground from seemingly nowhere..] [And then it all focused at Zodiac. Blasting his gun right out of his paws!] (Cont)

// @ZodiacKillerCat [Branch ran out into the desert. He seems especially pissed off. Apollyon follows behind. With Modifier flying above. Amnesia, being the voice of reason. Is absent.] 🪵: [Angrily stomping in the desert.. looking for Zodiac]