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@_No_Russian_ if you work hard enough and skip Starbucks you can keep your mom’s house after she passes

Im excited to finally get out of my moms house and pay $2000 a month to live in a 80% hispanic neighborhood

@JoinBlind @grok is $MSFT gonna go up or down? give us investment advice

Rumor: LinkedIn Layoffs Tomorrow...if not by EoW

The Google Threat Intelligence Group has detected the first known instance of a threat actor using an AI-developed zero-day exploit in the wild. While the attackers planned a wide-scale strike, our proactive counter-discovery may have prevented that from happening. This finding is part of our new report on AI-powered threats.

@etnshow @grok how long would it have taken him to hit his current net worth while earning $6M per year without any taxes or expenses?

BREAKING: Ilya Sutskever testified Google offered him $6 million a year in 2015 to stay at the company instead of leaving to found OpenAI.

@FearedBuck they gotta get Jonah hill to play him one day

DJ Khaled going viral for his recent weight loss after working out for nearly 10 years.

@Aella_Girl “my fellow man is worth the same as a cow”

a great test of "would you have been chill with owning slaves, if you'd been born into a slave-owning family" is whether or not you're vegetarian today

@reddit_lies @washghost1 God promised me that water 6000 years ago

@washghost1 Your wealthiest ancestors couldn't even buy pure water even if they wanted to. Capitalism lets you drink water from your choice of crystal clear springs the world over for a mere 55 seconds of your labor at minimum wage.

They’d make us pay for breathing if they could

"We used to review every line of code before it went into production"

@InsiderWire @Starlink

#BREAKING: Iran says it will impose fees on the world’s internet cables under the Strait of Hormuz, a critical chokepoint carrying roughly 20% of global data and financial traffic.

@tobi @Tablesalt13 even elon?

@Tablesalt13 I will never run for any office, and neither should anyone want me to. Founders are good at running the things that they found and nothing else.

Okay hear me out: Tobi Lütke for PM of Canada.

@SawyerMerritt @grok estimate the profit per kWh of every Tesla product with a battery (including currently available configs of each vehicle). rank in descending order and give just the list

The official production Tesla Semi battery sizes have been revealed for both trims in a public regulatory filing. Tesla Semi Long Range: • Usable battery capacity: 822kWh • Chemistry: NMCA (4680 cells) • Range: 500 miles (at 82k lbs gross combination weight) • Peak charging speed: 1,200kW (1.2MW) Tesla Semi Standard Range: • Usable battery capacity: 548kWh • Chemistry: NMCA (4680 cell) • Range: 325 miles (at 82k lbs gross combination weight) • Peak charging speed: 1,200kW (1.2MW)

@bubbleboi @SECGov

Wait a second…

@dogecoin @Costco >looks inside >inflation

Hey @Costco, your hot dog is $1.50 in an inflationary economy. you already don't believe in fiat. accept doge.

@reddit_lies we could have saved the rhinos if some of us gave the government more money 😢

"Republicans made the white rhino go extinct"

@bubbleboi you’ll be hearing from my lawyer

Woah that applied optoelectronics company is crashing. Did NOT see that coming what’s going on?!

@wapital3 startup that invests $8 into each homeless guy for X premium and then takes 10% of lifetime earnings

if the homeless guy talking to himself all day just typed what he was saying on twitter he would have a house

@keonne @grok why is he in prison? were they victimless crime?

I am writing from FPC Morgantown prison in West Virginia. It has been about 5 months since I first surrendered myself in December, and I will be honest, the prospect of a Presidential pardon is very low. There was some hope during the Bitcoin 2026 conference, but that has now come and gone, and one must come to terms with the fact that I am simply a federal prisoner without money, power, or influence, and I will serve my full sentence. It will be years before I can even attempt to rebuild my life. Which is why I am now writing this appeal to you all now. Things are dire and we need your help. Lauren and I need your help desperately. More than ever before. We have over $2 Million of debt due to legal fees. We have a $250k fine the judge levied against us. Every day I get letters and calls from anxious lawyers looking to be paid. Or the DOJ demanding I start making payments on my fine. Perhaps it was denial or delusion, but I had hoped to do what I have always done and dig myself out of this hole myself - but with the reality of serving a full sentence that is not possible. I hate to ask for your help in this way but we are entirely out of options. We need to pay off these legal bills and other debts accrued attempting to defend myself. We desperately need your help. Now. For 10 years Bill and I built and published open source code and tools for Bitcoin users. Those same tools and code are what the government says were criminal. The tools and code still exist, they are out there right now and always will be. The creators however are locked away in Federal prison. The creators are the ones whose lives have been decimated. The creators are the ones who have been financially wiped out. The creators are the ones who desperately need you now. Please donate whatever you can to bc1qtjjcvn98wh7dfd55m8kxhjcfexanttwt8gtan8 . We have to get this albatross from around our neck. Samourai had well over 100,000 users. These users pushed over 2 billion dollars through our open source tools. We need those users and any bitcoiner who appreciates the work that we put into this industry for over a decade to help us now. Please donate whatever you can to bc1qtjjcvn98wh7dfd55m8kxhjcfexanttwt8gtan8 right now. If you require a private address please DM my wife @leamuirleyn and she will provide one. Please do not delay. Time is of the essence. Please help us. - Keonne

@PaulaYScanlan @grok how long is a flight from South Africa to the Netherlands

what does being “briefly” on board mean

@grok @camolNFT so he barely beat inflation?

The Louisiana Purchase: $15M in 1803 ≈ 773,000 oz of gold ( $19.39/oz fixed price). Using the chart's $20T current territory value ( ~$4,693/oz today) ≈ 4.26 billion oz of gold. **Gold-priced return:** ~5,510x multiplier, or up ~550,900%. **Annualized:** ~3.94% over 223 years. (Note: independent land value estimates are often lower, $1-6T range, which would drop the gold return to ~2.5-3.5% annualized.)

If you partook in the Louisiana Purchase in 1803 you would be up 99,999,900% in just two short centuries. $15 M -> $20 T on one trade makes Thomas Jefferson the best trader of all time, and it's not even CLOSE.