Larsonious

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Larsonious

@A_Larsonious

I think I am funny, so I got that going for me. Just here for the Lulz.

MN Katılım Nisan 2022

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·2d

@elonmusk 97% of zero is...

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·2d

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X Freeze@XFreeze

𝕏 now does not take a pay cut from your Creator Subscription revenue You keep up to ~97% of gross revenue 𝕏 takes ZERO platform share Only third-party fees (payment processing, app store fees, refunds/chargebacks) are deducted 𝕏 is the only major platform that doesn’t take any pay cut from creator subscriptions and lets you keep nearly all the revenue you earn This is massive for creators

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·2d

@hoshizorarock Owe, owe, Owe!

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·2d

チーズ警察がアメリカ人にパンチをしています🧀

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·3d

@hoshizorarock Is there any food stuffs that the Cheese Police will not confiscate as evidence of America's Cheese transgressions?

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·3d

彼女はチーズ警察のためにお肉を焼いてくれるみたいです。

AppPatriotgirl 🇺🇸@goneers

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·3d

@tuuu28283 We were on @ClownfishTVcom . Yay. @Kneon and @desert_starr_57

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tuuuuu@tuuu28283·3d

アメリカの兄弟達 YouTubeデビューしてたみたい！！🤭 兄弟が見つけてきてくれた！！内容は特にわからないけどありがとうございます！！

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·4d

@hoshizorarock They don't see to mind. Will you sing for them?

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·4d

チーズ警察は捕まえたアメリカ人を箱に詰めました🧀

癒される動物@cutest_animal1

お届けものです

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·4d

@hoshizorarock

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·5d

この猫は水の飲み方も知りません🥺 きっとアメリカ人でしょう‥

癒される動物@cutest_animal1

全く飲めてない猫たちがかわいい

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·4d

@hoshizorarock

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·4d

アメリカ人よ！！日本の可愛いケーキを食べなさい🥺

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·4d

@hoshizorarock The computer says this cannot be determined, cuteness overload in the comments, the thread is tearing itself apart sir, I don't no how much more she can take Captain!

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·5d

さぁ、犬と猫の究極の可愛い対決を始めよう。

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·4d

@hoshizorarock You seem to misunderstand, the Hamburgler, does not "give" hamburgers.

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·5d

@A_Larsonious ハンバーガーをよこしなさい🥺

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·5d

それではアメリカ人の皆様🇺🇸 今日の授業は私の言うことを繰り返してリピートしてくださいね。『アメリカ人のチーズはチーズ警察のもの、チーズ警察のチーズはチーズ警察のもの』リピートアフターミー！！！

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·4d

@tuuu28283 If I am looking for a car I call my buddy Jimmy. He found me my refrigerator, my sawzall and my cat.

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tuuuuu@tuuu28283·4d

アメリカの兄弟達兄弟達が車を探す時ってネットとかで検索かけられるの？？日本だとカーセンサーとグーネットっていうので中古車を探すんだアメリカにもそういうのあるかな？？あるとしたらチャレンジャーの後期型っていくらからあるの？？日本と同じくらいかな？？

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·5d

@JRobFromMN Where'd they get the money for the coyotes.

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Jason Robertson@JRobFromMN·6d

NBC leaves so much out of this story They leave the Congo,(because of the war), travel to Brazil and then use coyotes,(reportedly), to enter illegally in Arizona and then get moved to Maine... There they got welfare and got an Asylum Hearing AND an Appeal in early 2025 When they lost both, they didn't say ok, time to go, ICE had to get involved to remove them So they traveled half way across the world through TONS of safe countries to make it to Portland Maine for the Welfare... And now its being framed as some sob story

NBC News@NBCNews

A teen and her family fled torture in Congo to resettle in Maine, but then ICE showed up. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/o…

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·5d

@IamSean90 It's never enough. Charles will cave in and give it back, and they'll want more.

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Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior)@IamSean90·6d

Third Worldism is embarrassing

End Wokeness@EndWokeness

Mamdani calls on King Charles to give India the Kohinoor Diamond

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·5d

@desert_starr_57 Yay, 22k a year with no sick pay and no days off and if I complain they fire me and lock me out of my apartment that they own that I have to rent to keep the job...

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Geeky REAL GINGER Sparkles@desert_starr_57·6d

The guy playing vader is probably like "DREAM COME TRUE!"

🔥 FIVE FIRES 🔥@thecalibae

Darth Vader has debuted at Galaxy’s Edge Disneyland 🤯 WHAT AN ENTRANCE 🔥

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·5d

@hoshizorarock Me and the Bros hiding cheese from the Cheese police.

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·5d

おいアメリカ人🇺🇸 大人しく君達のチーズを全て私に渡せ🧀 チーズを大人しく渡すなら痛い目を見ずに済むぞ。

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·5d

@hoshizorarock This Kanji expresses how I feel about Cheese!

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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮@hoshizorarock·6d

アメリカ人にこの漢字をプレゼントする。人や物を大切に思い、いつくしむ心、または深い愛情を意味する漢字だ。

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Larsonious@A_Larsonious·5d

@StrangerNews11

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Stranger News@StrangerNews11·6d

Random fact of the day: The lead singer of Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time.