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Shmendrick Lamar
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Shmendrick Lamar
@AaronUrist
Comedian, Reluctant Podcaster, Word doer. K.A.I. on @BtHDnD
Television Katılım Haziran 2012
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Honestly brilliant of the white house to onboard the world's only even less likeable billionaire
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@elonmusk You'll never be funny and nobody besides the dumbest and worst in society will ever respect you
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@elonmusk People thought you were gonna solve the you problem once and for all after you got booed by that Chappelle audience
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@WavyEighty these conform to the crowd in ancient mesopotamia
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Starting to get convinced this guy is actually allergic to fashion. Anything that doesnt seemlesly conform and blend in with the crowd gets shit on
derek guy@dieworkwear
these look like the first shoes ever made
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@jodeecalm I mourn the death of the decent human being you used to be
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Good thing I’m not German.
It’s almost like ideology plays a major fucking role. 🤷♀️
John Ringo SF Author@Jringo1508
@Ayaan Don't repost this. It's a crime in Germany.
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Been saying this shit for years. It did come out of nowhere because it was never organic.
Ian Carroll@IanCarrollShow
The trans agenda is funded by factions in the deep state. It’s getting more and more obvious by the day. Here’s a run down of some of the gayest things we’ve funded. Gay people, I love you, I just feel like this is not what equality looks like. This is what welfare looks like.
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@TotallyAllen When a chihuahua and a German shepard love each other very much,
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I've got answers. Two dogs fucked and made a new dog.
JD Vance@JDVance
Puppy bowl just showed a chihuahua-German shepherd mix and, uh, I’ve got questions.
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@fritzisdead @allierosejokes Once drake dropped "kill da wabbit" it was over
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Kendrick like all greats has a Bugs Bunny quality about him
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@Prest0nT0mpkins But then how will the brands in the tv know to kill themself
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I've been told I have to stop shouting "kill yourself" after every commercial
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Hey yawl, my third album just dropped, just like that. 'Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21' out wherever you want to hear it. If you want to buy it, here's my Bandcamp page:
andreworvedahl.bandcamp.com/album/now-that…
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24 hrs clean from celebrating even the smallest accomplishment with cocaine, this calls for a little celebration
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