Shmendrick Lamar

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Shmendrick Lamar

Shmendrick Lamar

@AaronUrist

Comedian, Reluctant Podcaster, Word doer. K.A.I. on @BtHDnD

Television Katılım Haziran 2012
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Shmendrick Lamar@AaronUrist·
Who called it western wear and not ranch dressing
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Honestly brilliant of the white house to onboard the world's only even less likeable billionaire
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chan 🌷@mrgyeom·
i saw a nosferatu jorkin my peanitz video that was SO well edited and now it’s gone. are u happy. it’s GONE
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chan 🌷@mrgyeom·
truly HATE the way instagram changed their videos to just autoplay if u scroll thru them in messages bc i always see something funny that i go back to respond to and realize it was just auto playing and now i’ve lost the video Forever 😩
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Shmendrick Lamar@AaronUrist·
@elonmusk You'll never be funny and nobody besides the dumbest and worst in society will ever respect you
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Josh Ellis@jzellis·
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@elonmusk People thought you were gonna solve the you problem once and for all after you got booed by that Chappelle audience
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Legalize comedy
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
@WavyEighty these conform to the crowd in ancient mesopotamia
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sarah@rallysfanclub·
Always traumatizing to go to the vet thinking you just need some arthritis meds for your dog, and leaving with the knowledge that he has a terminal illness. (It’s only happened to me once but I’m assuming it’s never not traumatizing.)
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James Fritz@fritzisdead·
Kendrick like all greats has a Bugs Bunny quality about him
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Preston Tompkins@Prest0nT0mpkins·
I've been told I have to stop shouting "kill yourself" after every commercial
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Andrew O.@TheOrvedahl·
Hey yawl, my third album just dropped, just like that. 'Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21' out wherever you want to hear it. If you want to buy it, here's my Bandcamp page: andreworvedahl.bandcamp.com/album/now-that…
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mr. joshua@pants·
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Andrew O.@TheOrvedahl·
I know what every single person in my life is getting for Christmas
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Shmendrick Lamar@AaronUrist·
If Wes Anderson directed chernobyl
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chloe 🦋@ChloeNumberIII·
Chappell Roan think she Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga think she Madonna. Madonna think she John Waters. John Waters think he the hamburglar.
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Shmendrick Lamar@AaronUrist·
24 hrs clean from celebrating even the smallest accomplishment with cocaine, this calls for a little celebration
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