Absurdly Nihilistic

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Absurdly Nihilistic

@AbsurdlyN

Who's more foolish? the Fool? or the Fool who follows the Fool?

Katılım Temmuz 2020

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·11h

@Ryan_on_cEDH I don't play cEDH, but I recently cut them from my decks because they're just annoying to use, plus I actually think they might fuck around and ban it. Also my hilarious answer to Rhystic Study is Smothering Tithe, which is just as if not more annoying to use.

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Ryan@Ryan_on_cEDH·20h

Rhystic Study exhaustion is why I took a break from this format. Rhystic Study exhaustion is why I burnt out after coming back. There is no worse play pattern I’ve experienced in any competitive game. Defenders of Rhystic Study in the format have no clue what they’re talking about. The only reason it’s not banned is the Commander Format Panel doesn’t want to ban an expensive card.

Sam Black@SamuelHBlack

cEDH needs a Rhystic ban more than any format has needed a ban since Urza’s block. cEDH is popular because commander is popular, and so are winning, playing competitively, and doing powerful things in Magic. …

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·16h

@neolatyno @Sacr_Imperium Space Safety is no joke.

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Omne Europa@neolatyno·22h

@Sacr_Imperium IT’S A JOKE hello ??

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Omne Europa@neolatyno·23h

Reminds me to that joke about USA seeing pens not working in space so they spend a billion to create a pen that works in space. Soviets brought a pencil. Assyrians raised and killed sheep, worked the skin, sew the leather, added an inflater; and Greeks were like: uhm wood floats

Massimo@Rainmaker1973

An ancient Assyrian technique for river crossing using inflated skins, around the 8th century BCE.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·20h

@signalpestt The hilarious thing is the "crazy" street conspiracy theorists is actually more right than he is wrong... we just don't get to see most of it.

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Sigпalpеsтт@signalpestt·1d

Theres a lot of wacky stuff in the old Cyberpunk lore, Vampiric Undercities. They kept it mellow by comparison in 2077.

Johnny sillyhand@phazmz_

Dude I need to tap into cyberpunk RED, wdym you can become a cyber vampire

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·2d

@RumHam000 @Zingus5 Some card rewards are still better than others? They fixing one that goes infinite with everything including a ham sandwich. So you don't pick the same thing ever time.

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RumHam@RumHam000·2d

@AbsurdlyN @Zingus5 There is nothing that exists in this game that “one shots everything” the card rewards are random If every play style yields the same results then the game is going to feel bland and boring Some card rewards should be better than others. If not, then just let us pick our deck…

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Zingus@Zingus5·2d

People getting mad about the slay the spire patch are so funny. Did you expect to buy an early access game and for nothing in it to ever change

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·2d

@69Retri69 @Zingus5 Being in Early Access does not make you a live service game. It makes you a game that is not 100% complete.

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Retri@69Retri69·2d

@Zingus5 If you sell your game in early access you are a live service game which reviews will reflect the response to updates. So yeah make a patch that some ppl think makes the games bad and they are gonna review it as bad?

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·2d

@RumHam000 @Zingus5 Literally braindead take. If there is a choice that invalidates all other choices, then there is not a choice. Imagine there was an item in Dark Souls that one shot everything. The game would not be fun.

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RumHam@RumHam000·2d

@Zingus5 It’s a single player game there’s literally no reason to nerf anything. They’re just making the game less fun.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·2d

@NerdShark3 @ClaireMax ??? Squirrels are native to all of North America.

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NerdSharkGuy🇺🇦🇺🇸🇮🇱@NerdShark3·3d

@ClaireMax I love living in LA because only here I saw such European animal as squirrels eating piece of some citrus while sitting on a palm Maybe y'all are used to stuff like that here but for almost anybody who isn't born here it's really confusing

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She-Rage, Princess of Pain@ClaireMax·3d

I love living in LA because what do you mean I had to cover for one of the other coaches today because she got cast on Baywatch

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·3d

@bread14235 Somehow the answer is both.

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Gambit (has 🪱)@bread14235·4d

im either gonna love this or hate it with a passion ig

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·3d

@FuukTwitar I'd call triple A, because the wife signed us up, and I've changed tires on the side of a highway before and it fucking sucked.

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Wickedest Divinity@FuukTwitar·4d

Looks like I fix my own fkn flat because I doubt any of those lame fucks know how.

#NAFOViking@nafoviking

You have a flat tire.. who do you call?

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·4d

@danikyo_ It's called a fucking escape pod. He always has one.

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Danikyo@danikyo_·4d

Aparentemente está escena dejará de tener sentido cuando sabes que Jim Carrey aparecerá en Sonic 4

Sonic Paradise@sonicparadise

Variety revela la lista de actores confirmados para Sonic 4: Jim Carrey vuelve y aparecen nuevas caras. Jim Carrey Ben Schwartz Kristen Bell Idris Elba Keanu Reeves James Marsden Tika Sumpter Ben Kingsley Matt Berry Colleen O’Shaughnessey Lee Majdoub Nick Offerman Richard Ayoade

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·4d

@miniapeur Holy shit someone else remembers the Harlem Shake.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·4d

@ComeAtTheCat @SaffronOlive That's why you pre-sell it, and then print the number that was ordered.

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Ira Polinsky@ComeAtTheCat·4d

@SaffronOlive I think its hard to predict in advance the demand for products like this.

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Saffron Olive@SaffronOlive·4d

I find the idea that the problem with the DanDan Secret Lair drop was that it was too cheap hilarious. The issue is players not being able to get the cards are a reasonable price, increasing the cost quite literally does the opposite.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·4d

@Metallix87 @nestapendragon @SaffronOlive Hasbro doesn't make money off the secondary market. They could easily print more so their fans don't have to deal with fucking scalpers. It would make them more money, and everyone (aside from the fuckass scalpers) happy.

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Jose Lopez@Metallix87·4d

@nestapendragon @SaffronOlive Because this is a collectable card game. Scarcity is what drives the secondary market, and also what causes people to actually want to buy sealed products.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·6d

@mattvanswol Your work is just picking up your phone and typing bullshit. Don't act like you do something useful.

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Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·6d

Anyone else having trouble getting up to go to work today after watching Nick Shirley's video? Pretty sure 30% of everything I make today is going to some sort of insane daycare, hospice, SNAP, or Medicaid fraud. We shouldn’t be paying taxes until this is fixed.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·6d

@PamelaBies @_Catslevania Take out a huge ass loan? Yea... because banks will give 18 year olds 100k to buy land.

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Pamela@PamelaBies·16 Mar

@_Catslevania With the money you spend on a degree YOU stupid fucking bitch.

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Pamela@PamelaBies·16 Mar

Advice to the younger generation: Skip the degree. Buy land. Become a farmer.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·6d

@maverickswift13 @Omnipaints A crusade? A CRUSADE? IT'S CALLED A WAAAAGH!!!

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Maverick Swift@maverickswift13·17 Mar

@Omnipaints Didn't the Orks go on crusade to get revenge on whomever killed the old man because they killed a worthy adversary for the Orks

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Omni@Omnipaints·17 Mar

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·6d

@andrebttx @tronisbad The only secret lair I've been able to get since they axed print to demand was Deadpool, but I think it was because it was a surprise on April Fools so people didn't know or believe it was real.

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André Treiber@andrebttx·17 Mar

@tronisbad This was my first attempt at buying a Secret Lair since they got rid of print to demand, and it is hard to imagine trying another one. It seems clear that there were not even enough printed to satisfy the demand just of people that showed up early. Major L.

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Ryan Nicholas@tronisbad·16 Mar

I’m not someone that typically ever purchases a secret lair so for the most part, my opinions on the structure of them are generally kept to myself However, the DanDan secret lair should have been printed to demand without question

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·16 Mar

@UsagiKaede1

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Kaede Usagi ⏳楓兎 🔜 Oshi Uplink@UsagiKaede1·16 Mar

*goes -3 to take your turn 1 Sol Ring*

Kaede Usagi ⏳楓兎 🔜 Oshi Uplink tweet media

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·16 Mar

@yamum11797666 @PotatoMcWhiskey It's a side effect of chasing hyper realism. Characters got "ugly" because they look more like real people. That being said, Lune here is far from ugly, she's just covered in dirt in the picture he chose.

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ya mum@yamum11797666·16 Mar

@AbsurdlyN @PotatoMcWhiskey agreed but the dude is rage baiting on the premise of ugly video game characters, and the potato guy is acting like video game characters havent gotten ugly. Concord for example, and every version of it we've had for 12 months. (Highguard)

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PotatoMcWhiskey@PotatoMcWhiskey·16 Mar

Brother just go on rule 34 and goon in private to fan art like a normal person stop inflicting your fetish on people you fucking animal

Yorch Torch Games@YorchTorchGames

Look, We all know Expedition 33 is a masterpiece. But imagine if Lune had a tune up. Just a tiny bit. The game probably would’ve sold even more copies on top of every milestone it already hit. It's only a suggestion. No need to get all emotional about it.

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Absurdly Nihilistic@AbsurdlyN·16 Mar

@TheSiaromm @FlareIsGone Sure these guys are harder on paper, but their in Act 3, when your deck should be firing on all cylinders. The asshole wurms can show up as early as room 4 or 5, which can make them just brutal to fight.

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Alex@TheSiaromm·16 Mar

@FlareIsGone They can be pretty tough, but these assholes give me nightmares. Sometimes I have a harder time with them than with the Act 3 boss.

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Flare@FlareIsGone·16 Mar

What do people think about the new elite Phantasmal Gardeners in Slay the Spire 2. Usually I don't think its an issue on like Ironclad or silent, but when I'm playing defect this elite makes me want to die.

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