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year is 2036, Jayden Danns has just won his fourth Balon D’Or in the same season he breaks Ian Rush’s record

@Mobyhaque1 loved it, now going to watch apollo 13 (not foreshadowing i hope)

Moon launch! For the space nerds like me

@KahanArchive please say april fools 🥲

It’s looking like Pain is Cold Water is not gonna be on the official Great Divide tracklist guys

@H3arY0uMe @sallycinamolloy lol, she should be here but of all the people to replace her with you pick jeff beck?

@sallycinamolloy Not including sister Rosetta Tharpe but including Jeff Beck is a fucking choice

idk maybe a fucking woman

Heartbroken to share that our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land animal, has passed away today peacefully on St. Helena. At an estimated 193+ years old, this gentle giant outlived empires, wars, and generations of humans. As his vet for many years, it was an honor to care for him—hand-feeding bananas, watching him bask in the sun, and marveling at his quiet wisdom. He leaves behind a legacy of resilience and longevity that inspired millions. Rest easy, old friend. You'll be missed more than words can say.

@ick_real i’ve kept a consistent group of 3 together for the last 7 years

who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 2 years??

Statement from the @PGATOUR on Tiger Woods:

@GreenieDBD how many zaps from the doctor does it take to aggravate my prostate?

replacing ai so ask me ur dbd questions and ill chug water before misinforming u ✨

@deadlyrhubarb @acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK if i’m being honest, the first degree was a farce. most i was ever in was three days a week, most of the time less cause lectures cancelled all the time, and when they were in they did fuck all. towards the end i was in a single day a week, usually only the mornings

@AccSpaceCadet @acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK You should be alright then. Too many people get a silly degree and are then surprised nobody will hire them. Universities should be prevented from selling these sort of degrees.

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@deadlyrhubarb @acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK first one i chose a degree id actually enjoy, had no interest in being miserable for four years. second degree is more solid, and will only be a couple years

@AccSpaceCadet @acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK I really hope you've made a better choice for your second degree.

@deadlyrhubarb @acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK first degree was a music degree and working on a second degree, but i literally can’t get a job in a pub

@AccSpaceCadet @acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK If you have a degree, and are competent and intelligent, you can get a job. Unless you have a degree in forensic science or something silly like that.

can we disprove it? no, ergo your welcome to a logical opinion, but respect the faith of others

@acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK change*

@acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK you know i actually did misunderstand your original point, and i apologise. would be a decent chance seeing as i’m sitting here with a degree and all my National Qualifications yet can’t get a job

@acceler8future @OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK it’s already fucking competitive. i’ve been to about 12 interviews in the last 4 months and ive got fuck all, most of the time i don’t even get a response. get your head out of your arse.

@OghenetejiriIM1 @PolitlcsUK Why, because I’m trying to increase employment and make the uk competitive?

@Lyr79879769Lyr @chadmumm not saying jack’s win isn’t insane, i’d argue it’s the second greatest golfing win ever by a fair distance. however, it doesn’t touch 2019

@AccSpaceCadet @chadmumm 6 blokes choked and tiger bunted his way home , hardly even close to jack shooting 5 under on the back nine at 46 years of age with Norman Kite and Seve right there , worlds apart .

Without question Tiger 2019 Masters.

@Lyr79879769Lyr @chadmumm that’s real cool, but circumstances and background matter; not a single person gave tiger a chance of winning a tournament again prior to 2018, let alone a major. he comes close in two majors, wins the tour championship, then bang, comes from behind on Sunday to win number 15.

@Lyr79879769Lyr @chadmumm nah, was epic but 2019 will never be topped

@chadmumm 86 still the greatest masters ever.

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@KahanArchive I JUST HEARD IT ON INSTA AND SHAT MYSELF WE’RE EATING GOOD

OK SO THE NEXT SINGLE IS DOORS EVERYONE GET UP