Joseph Achote

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Joseph Achote

Joseph Achote

@AchoteJoseph

Flexible & pragmatic

Katılım Temmuz 2020
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Joseph Achote
Joseph Achote@AchoteJoseph·
@EAukot From the past clips shared it's three against one.Lakini ya Methu inauma.
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Harrison Mumia
Harrison Mumia@harrison_mumia·
Even Kindiki told President Uhuru in his Soprano Voice: "Tunakuheshimu lakini hatukuogopi." Power is transient. Senator Methu yuko Tu Sawa. 😊 Respect is earned.
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The Mayor
The Mayor@themayor_ke·
Goons and police in Kakamega yesterday. We don’t have a country here
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Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC
Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC@ahmednasirlaw·
@kulanpost Should have added the 4th and most important challenge facing Africa: "play ground for competing powers..."
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Kulan Post@kulanpost·
Noordin Haji: As a continent, we are faced with three challenges: The evolving nature of terrorism, the global competition for resources and the role of Artificial intelligence. No African nation can effectively address this in isolation." ~Kenya's National Intelligence Service Director General Noordin Haji while addressing the over 80 heads of spy agencies and delegates drawn from across African countries and beyond.
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
This government has created a lot of jobs . Ni wewe hutaki kua goon.
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Mariam
Mariam@WairimuMariam·
Must be their father recording.. Letting the young lad learn the hard way 😂😂
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Joseph Achote
Joseph Achote@AchoteJoseph·
@Kenyans Why promote this useless talk.Why is he not in Islamabad?
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
When it comes to war, the Iranians know they don't stand a chance against us - Ugandan General Muhoozi Kainerugaba
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The Mayor
The Mayor@themayor_ke·
"The guy who was leading the attack on Osotsi is a Luhya. I am requesting them to keep their wars on girlfriends and wives in Western because we Luos are peaceful people" - Opondo Kanyuma
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Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru
Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru@RodgersKipembe·
No one, absolutely no one, can defeat Ruto in 2027.
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wambuii
wambuii@wambuijoan2024·
Agíkúyú Elders and members of Kiama kia ma have smashed calabashes and cursed Mr. William Mahínja Kasongo. Such curses when performed by elders of matathi and maturanguru are fatal.... Mr. Mahínja will see bad things, including and not limited to getting struck by lightning on a sunny day. If all goes well, Mahínja will not be on the ballot in 2027.
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Njambi
Njambi@A_Njambi·
This is the WORST TASTING water and all over sudden it’s being supplied in all gvt functions/forums. Monopolization of poor quality products at the cost of tax payers money is shameful. Twitter DCI, hii maji/kampuni ni ya nani? What happened to quality water like Aquamist, Keringet etc? Why aren’t they being supplied?
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
I am convinced my father did something terrible in his life and the gods gave him me as a punishment. 🤣🤣🤣 I am a master schemer, you see. When he tried his hand at chicken farming, I discovered that if one chicken was missing, then I would be the likely suspect. But if 30 out of 35 chickens went missing, then I wouldn't make it onto the suspect list. Poor man sufffered. He never stood a chance , neither does kalonza beardless wastrel.
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Prime Media News
Prime Media News@primemediakenya·
"Sifuna kama wewe ni mwanaume kanyaga Kisumu na hiyo Linda mwananchi yako, umeona vile tumefanyia Osotsi, wewe ndio next. Utawacha intestines kwa barabara!!" A Kisumu resident warns Sifuna not to step foot in the city.
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Joseph Achote
Joseph Achote@AchoteJoseph·
@gpdkaluma Wanajuana kwa vilemba!Babu nikijana wa mtaa.He has never denied that.He knows what he is alleging.
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Hon. George Peter Kaluma (Commentaries)
You know Kenyans joke a lot when you see Babu Owino; he who shot DJ Evolve twice in the neck and is still free, calling PS Ray Omolo a goon!
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Joseph Achote
Joseph Achote@AchoteJoseph·
@smutoro Laumu voters.They forgot the carcinogenic wheelbarrows.
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Stephen Mutoro
Stephen Mutoro@smutoro·
Bungoma Governor Ken Lusaka woke up today and met his CECs for the first time in more than 3 years. ⭕️ He was too busy being Ruto’s hype man — campaigning for a CS job in the UDA-ODM fantasy government ⭕️ The county? It governed itself. Sad. Very sad.
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Willis Evans Otieno
Willis Evans Otieno@otienowill·
You’re not just a tea-fetching errand boy in Junet’s office but also the physical embodiment of wasted opportunity. A grown adult with the intellectual range of a teaspoon, proudly orbiting power you’ll never understand, let alone influence. You mistake proximity for relevance, yet all you’ve mastered is how to hover silently, waiting for instructions like a piece of furniture that occasionally blinks. Competence is clearly a foreign concept to you. What’s truly tragic is not your position, but your comfort in it. No ambition, no curiosity, no spine just blind loyalty packaged as usefulness. You’re not part of the conversation; you’re the background noise people tolerate while serious minds actually shape outcomes.
D I K E M B E@Disembe

You were spending all the time in Wanjigi’s kitchen doing dishes for his obese kids…it all passed you.

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Osama Bila Dem
Osama Bila Dem@_Mulla_69·
@NjeriBt Kiambu. Northern bypass along limuru road . Thanks. Door number three 1st floor. You're welcome
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Njeri Thorne
Njeri Thorne@NjeriBt·
These tu bois on here who insult women are lucky we dont meet face to.face and their matusi is just here online. Ninge wacharaza wote. Theres no man I cant beat up.
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