Joseph Achote

@EAukot From the past clips shared it's three against one.Lakini ya Methu inauma.

Internet, internet, forgetting is not in your vocabulary

@harrison_mumia Mene Mene tekel! History keeps on repeating itself.

Even Kindiki told President Uhuru in his Soprano Voice: "Tunakuheshimu lakini hatukuogopi." Power is transient. Senator Methu yuko Tu Sawa. 😊 Respect is earned.

@BAudiih @themayor_ke @mumiasfinest Kulikuwa na mtu alikuwa anaitwa Likhotio!

@themayor_ke @mumiasfinest We don't have a country here, ata polisi ananyanganywa bakora.

Goons and police in Kakamega yesterday. We don’t have a country here

@ahmednasirlaw @kulanpost I think it's captured under competition for natural resources especially rare earth and oil

@kulanpost Should have added the 4th and most important challenge facing Africa: "play ground for competing powers..."

Noordin Haji: As a continent, we are faced with three challenges: The evolving nature of terrorism, the global competition for resources and the role of Artificial intelligence. No African nation can effectively address this in isolation." ~Kenya's National Intelligence Service Director General Noordin Haji while addressing the over 80 heads of spy agencies and delegates drawn from across African countries and beyond.

@kamauwaruhiu Siwanipe ya kugawa pesa ya hongo.

This government has created a lot of jobs . Ni wewe hutaki kua goon.

@WairimuMariam Very stupid.Thats not how to bring up well behaved boys

Must be their father recording.. Letting the young lad learn the hard way 😂😂

@Kenyans Why promote this useless talk.Why is he not in Islamabad?

When it comes to war, the Iranians know they don't stand a chance against us - Ugandan General Muhoozi Kainerugaba

@themayor_ke Politicians are busy dividing Kenyans.They thrive in chaos

"The guy who was leading the attack on Osotsi is a Luhya. I am requesting them to keep their wars on girlfriends and wives in Western because we Luos are peaceful people" - Opondo Kanyuma

@RodgersKipembe Mbona waandikia mate na wino upo?2027 yaja.Tuliza boli

No one, absolutely no one, can defeat Ruto in 2027.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Why not build light rail first?Things will sort out themselves.

Help us get matatus off CBD.

@wambuijoan2024 Yaani radi ndo kitu Kali pekee?

Agíkúyú Elders and members of Kiama kia ma have smashed calabashes and cursed Mr. William Mahínja Kasongo. Such curses when performed by elders of matathi and maturanguru are fatal.... Mr. Mahínja will see bad things, including and not limited to getting struck by lightning on a sunny day. If all goes well, Mahínja will not be on the ballot in 2027.

@Alfayaz11 Alitumia AI!

Injinia mwenyewe

@A_Njambi Bottling

This is the WORST TASTING water and all over sudden it’s being supplied in all gvt functions/forums. Monopolization of poor quality products at the cost of tax payers money is shameful. Twitter DCI, hii maji/kampuni ni ya nani? What happened to quality water like Aquamist, Keringet etc? Why aren’t they being supplied?

@kamauwaruhiu @Visualdata123 Ensure you also pay KRA

@Visualdata123 Wacha nikutumie till.

I am convinced my father did something terrible in his life and the gods gave him me as a punishment. 🤣🤣🤣 I am a master schemer, you see. When he tried his hand at chicken farming, I discovered that if one chicken was missing, then I would be the likely suspect. But if 30 out of 35 chickens went missing, then I wouldn't make it onto the suspect list. Poor man sufffered. He never stood a chance , neither does kalonza beardless wastrel.

@Thriving_luos What did they rob? Hii Sio diversionary tactics?

Serious charges 👍🏾

@primemediakenya Why publicise stupidity?

"Sifuna kama wewe ni mwanaume kanyaga Kisumu na hiyo Linda mwananchi yako, umeona vile tumefanyia Osotsi, wewe ndio next. Utawacha intestines kwa barabara!!" A Kisumu resident warns Sifuna not to step foot in the city.

@gpdkaluma Wanajuana kwa vilemba!Babu nikijana wa mtaa.He has never denied that.He knows what he is alleging.

You know Kenyans joke a lot when you see Babu Owino; he who shot DJ Evolve twice in the neck and is still free, calling PS Ray Omolo a goon!

@smutoro Laumu voters.They forgot the carcinogenic wheelbarrows.

Bungoma Governor Ken Lusaka woke up today and met his CECs for the first time in more than 3 years. ⭕️ He was too busy being Ruto’s hype man — campaigning for a CS job in the UDA-ODM fantasy government ⭕️ The county? It governed itself. Sad. Very sad.

@otienowill Unasema yeye ni piki!Piki!Ponky

You’re not just a tea-fetching errand boy in Junet’s office but also the physical embodiment of wasted opportunity. A grown adult with the intellectual range of a teaspoon, proudly orbiting power you’ll never understand, let alone influence. You mistake proximity for relevance, yet all you’ve mastered is how to hover silently, waiting for instructions like a piece of furniture that occasionally blinks. Competence is clearly a foreign concept to you. What’s truly tragic is not your position, but your comfort in it. No ambition, no curiosity, no spine just blind loyalty packaged as usefulness. You’re not part of the conversation; you’re the background noise people tolerate while serious minds actually shape outcomes.

@_Mulla_69 @NjeriBt If you followed her tweets on child support by the government she is in the UK.

@NjeriBt Kiambu. Northern bypass along limuru road . Thanks. Door number three 1st floor. You're welcome

These tu bois on here who insult women are lucky we dont meet face to.face and their matusi is just here online. Ninge wacharaza wote. Theres no man I cant beat up.