Adam VirFossæ

Overthink much smarty-pants? Grab a pen and paper. Here's 5 a five-step framework you can use to transform overthinking into action 🧵

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i want to buy something. what should i buy

@AdamPollock I showed this to my wife. Now she wants to move to Ireland

The Northern Ireland housing market is absolutely bleak. Our house has been listed for sale for a month and we have only had one viewing. 3 bedrooms, fully renovated over the last two years, right by the coast, for under £230,000. Anyone want it?

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

@joepoole You have my attention

Where my caffeine drinkers at? My DOCTOR recommended this to me. I asked him "am I drinking too much caffeine?" (200mg a day). He went "PSH, nah you're good" and recommended this for some B vitamins and tea-based stuff, while being pretty cheap. One box lasts me ~6 weeks

Male pattern baldness, call that follicular manslaughter

“For I have not come to abolish the Law, but to institute the fish fry and barbecue”

@ShannonJean Very cool. Hanging out with Chris too, I'm sure there's good stuff coming our way soon

Do you know what a clothing “Styler” appliance is? Neither did I. While I was filming content last week with someone you know, I learned all about them. Where does this thing go in your house? 👀👀👀

@ShannonJean I've been thinking my "for you" page needed some cleaning up. This is my new favorite button.

"Not interested in this post." The best 𝕏 algorithm tuning exercise in the world. Start a burner account if you want to read politics and slop posts. Keep your regular account streamlined and full of value.

@plungeeboi My 1-2 punch for the worst cases is to use the Mucinex every four hours or so for longer-lasting relief, and then take the Vapocool as needed in between

@plungeeboi My favorite two brands of cough drop: • Vicks Vapocool - this goes so hard. It's like inhaling/swallowing pure mentholation. The blue ones hit hardest. • Mucinex Instasoothe - Fast and affective, these are medicated to suppress cough and ease throat pain

@JimRowe88307229 Jim, what do you use for your PoS system? I assume it's whatever this app is?

Most of this is Christmas trees 🌲 that I sell for 1/2 the warehouse price. I bought most of them last January at below 10% of retail.

Luckily, there's still time to overnight one today.

Customer calls in and reports his company phone has been broken for over a year, maybe two. "Can you overnight a new one? I need it over Thanksgiving."

@joepoole I expected way more customer fallout that day. Ended up being pretty chill

Hey sorry I didn't text you back, it was because of cloudflare. We got a free pass for the day

@pjgih Where is this? So swanky

@AMysticMuse @AlasdairAdam We had so many people

I want to be a kid when I grow up. The kind who is quick to laugh, wildly curious, and sees nothing but wonder in ordinary moments. Time will change your face and your body. Only you decide what it does to your spirit.

@ArchonBombadil The most tasteful one you've shared

@marissxal @voiceofgeraldo Congratulations!!

I love my wife