Adam Crowe

@AaronHorrocks @ScottAdamsSays Of my 20 dozen or so pet peeves, this one ranks among the top. 72° today and people are binging anime in their air tight steel cage with climate control set to 73° (a sweet spot temp for watching anime)

@ScottAdamsSays For several years, I've noticed Millennials in parking lots, sitting in their car, with the engine running... while they're on their phone for 30 minutes, 45 minutes, or even over an hour. When I ask them about pollution, or climate change, which they care about, they shrug.

This is the week we learned Democrats were never serious about climate change. That topic is stone cold dead.

@Sassafrass_84 To be fair, a dog’s nose can pick up very nuanced information from something as seeming useless as a turd.

True story.

@libsoftiktok What’s fascinating is just how confidently she speaks this stuff. I mean, if it were me I’d be so unbelievably embarrassed that I’m saying this in public and with such conviction.

"Not all students who menstruate are female" - MN State Rep Sandra Feist. Sandra sponsored the bill which Tim Walz signed which requires tampons in boy's bathrooms in schools. #TamponTim

@elonmusk If you manufacture toilets, your not getting work done by dropping a deuce.

Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?

@CA_DMV Love how accommodating the user un-friendly interface of your website is. Nothing more fun than filling out all the personal info a zillion times until I find an available appointment. God bless useless bureaucracies with no accountability.

AVOID THE LINE: Most DMV transactions don't require an office visit. Click here to find out what services you can do online or at a nearby self-service terminal: bit.ly/2DB6wsS

@AdultADDTips Wondering if you can dedicate an episode to providing examples of how to trick ourselves into completing tasks imperfectly. Accent on 'imperfectly'. Better than not doing at all. Maybe hearing stories of how others have done this successfully.

@caseyrosewilson I nominate @Leslie_Dubbs to guest on Bitch Fest. She’s the best non-houswife housewife fan I know. And she’s hilarious.

Ridiculously great #sketch on top of the ridiculously great improv? YEAH! @DukeyComedy & Thriller tonight at 8! ioimprov.com/west/show/duke…

@dadjeanssketch is performing to a hopefully packed crowd when you come by for our free show. Enter round the side of the building 7:30pm.

You know what our show is this Sunday too same time and location. Maybe we are sketch buddies!? Have we met? twitter.com/SidekickSketch…

Man Honestly Thinks He’s Going To Get To Bed Early onion.com/1B9ZwNO

We will have a sneak preview appearance this Sunday at El Cid at 10 PM!

@dadjeanssketch is a new @iOWest Sketch team w/@imtweedy @Leslie_Dubbs @Jungle2Brett @ActBlackwood @AdamnCrowe @PVilletto +MORE dir @eavoss

Our new poster!

@RoyLynam none of he above.

Buicks still look like Buicks.

Above all, remember that rejection is just a normal part of an unsuccessful person’s life onion.com/1akmMfZ

Just because I'm Jesus doesn't mean I'm not also his dad. #ItsComplicated