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@fesshole Absolutely evil genius. My man.

I rented a house and improved the neglected garden, with permission, and layed gravel & added furniture. The landlady was so impressed she terminated our contract as she want to live there. For the next 2 months when I pooped I buried them it the gravel. Over sixty of them.

@sharrond62 I don't have a garden, so I get a 30 per cent discount, hey it works both ways 😉

I don’t really understand this! We’re on metres (the vast majority of us anyway) so if you use more water you pay for it. Surely that’s the fair way?

@redpillb0t Well well well. I mean us tin foil hat people did warn this would happen, but hey we were laughed at. Now we have this trannie gobbing off about it.

WEF Young Global Leader, Ida Auken, delivers a sales pitch for a future without ownership, whereby products, tools and appliances are rented and shared—in what's known as a "circular economy"—instead of owned outright

@gman5180 You get between me and my bacon sandwich and your be waking up in a ambulance

Do you think a school should serve bacon for breakfast if there are a Muslim student attending that school?🤔

@Alinavisoootime News flash, almost every big food industry company has been using halal meat for at least the last 10 years. It's actually more expensive to order non halal meat from a catering butcher

Thousands of people in the UK are calling for a boycott of Subway and KFC UK & Ireland after reports that some locations are switching to halal-certified meat options. Do you support the boycott? A. YES B. NO

@ACSPARTAN1 I'd want a full scan of her harddrive, bank accounts and any suspicious brown envelopes she has. Quite obvious to anyone with half a brain that she was paid off.

Judge Nicola Talbot Hadley Lets Offender Walk Free Despite “Grotesque” Child Abuse Material ⛔️ In a decision that has stunned investigators and angered child‑protection advocates, Judge Nicola Talbot Hadley allowed a Felixstowe man to walk free from court despite being caught with tens of thousands of indecent images of children including material he created himself. Christopher Nind, 46, stood in the dock at Ipswich Crown Court facing what police described as “some of the most grotesque and disturbing material ever recovered in Suffolk.” Yet Judge Talbot Hadley imposed a 24month sentence, suspended meaning Nind left court a free man. A Haul So Extreme Officers Struggled to Describe It When officers raided Nind’s home on 6 December 2023, they seized 30 devices and uncovered: 532 Category A images 907 Category B images 42,157 Category C images 274 Category A videos 450 Category B videos 234 Category C videos But the most disturbing discovery was that Nind had inserted himself into child abuse imagery, filming himself performing sexual acts while watching abuse and digitally manipulating images with horror masks and other grotesque additions. PC Nicola Flack of the Internet Child Abuse Investigation Team said the case was “distressing,” adding that Nind had created “movies and images of himself in amongst the child sexual abuse material.” Yet the Judge Opted Against Prison Despite the scale, severity and self‑produced nature of the material, Judge Talbot Hadley chose not to jail him Instead imposing ⬇️ 35 rehabilitation days 100 hours of unpaid work 10year Sexual Harm Prevention Order 10 years sex offenders register A Decision That Raises Serious Questions Child‑protection specialists say the ruling highlights a growing crisis of confidence in sentencing for sexual offences involving children. The sheer volume of material and the fact Nind actively created new abuse content has led to widespread disbelief that a custodial sentence was not imposed. Campaigners argue that suspended sentences in cases like this send a dangerous message: that even the most extreme child abuse material offences can be met with community based penalties. Judge Talbot Hadley insisted rehabilitation could be achieved outside prison. For many, that explanation will do little to quell the outrage.

@TrumpsHurricane Put a lock on your fridge I'd say.

This Black woman says “If you cut our benefits expect for Us to start breaking into your houses and taking stuff” What is your response to her ??

@fesshole She was getting her man porridge from another source 🤣🤣🤣😁

The missus and I were having a light-hearted argument about whether we eat porridge or drink porridge. It escalated unexpectedly, words were exchanged, and she revealed she's been fucking someone on the side, so I suppose we're splitting up. Because of porridge.

@ratemyplatenow Not quite cooked for long enough 🤣

Sunday Dinner by Nancy

@SteveSalterPGA @Tesco You buy a steak from a supermarket and then moan when this happens haha. Go to a butcher, lidls have 10oz sirloins for £9. Or are you to posh for lidls?

Come on @Tesco!!! You buy a steak for £11 for a special occasion, looks lovely until you turn it over and realise half of it is fat and sinew. No time to return it so have to pretty much cut it in half to make it edible. Finest my ass!! Do better and stop tricking customers!!

@fesshole Sounds like he hates you already if he's always playing the Xbox.

My husband spends most of his time at home playing video games. Probably to avoid communicating with me and our kids. He can play as many video games as he likes when I've sprung a divorce on him and he only sees the kids once a fortnight.

@Togetherdec So that prick is gonna stop flying in those private jets as well then yeah......didn't think so. Go fuck yourself, before I see if I can fit you inside my tumble dryer

NET ZERO: UK tumble dryer 'ban' coming soon Net Zero is making us colder, poorer and our lives worse It needs to go

Fuck me sideways, just been quoted £44 for a 14 portion cheesecake. You can stick that right up your arse.

@fesshole Sounds like he was the one that dodged a bullet there.

When starting to date a guy, I go round to his place as early as possible, just to get a look at the state it's in. If it's an absolute dump, as it often is, and he's living like a teenager, it's over. You need to know what you're dealing with early.

@messedupfoods Always out source jobs like this, everyone needs a job 🤣🤣🤣

@DavidJHarrisJr Does that gimp even know what day it is. Piss of to Mexico with keir starmer

King Charles: "My government will remain a leading advocate for tackling climate change." Thoughts?

@fesshole And here we all thought government workers where all nonces, the more you know eh

When I'm alone at home I pull my pants up as high as possible, push out my belly and pretend to be Humpty Dumpty, building up to a finale of falling off the back of the sofa onto cushions. I have no idea why I enjoy this so much. I'm a senior accountant in local government.

@JamesMelville Where are all the royal fans now then eh. Your so called king has just fucked over every single one of us, and your still bend down and greet this fucking snake

Britain is a place where a Prime Minister who has lost his authority and who everyone hates is trying to ram through legislation (outlined in the King’s Speech) on something that no one voted for, no one needs and no one wants - digital ID. Absolutely disgraceful abuse of power.

@MarioBojic The whole royal family are part of the elites. How did you not see this coming. We did try to warn you

🚨🇬🇧King Charles has just announced that EVERYONE in the UK will soon get a DIGITAL ID! He declared his ministers will push ahead with the scheme to "modernise how citizens interact with public services". British Crown has turned against its own people!

@BROKENBRITAIN0 We all know he's one of the elites, and sides with the Muslims as well.

🚨BREAKING: King Charles has just said that we WILL be getting Digital ID 🇬🇧 “My ministers will also proceed with the introduction of Digital ID that will modernise how citizens interact with public services.”