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@MartinKnight_ Very sad. Name checked on All Mod Cons. Tea and Toast by Calvin Most.

Calvin Hayes, co-founder of Johnny Hayes Jazz, who died recently was the son of prolific record producer Mickie Most. Here he is with Kim Wilde when they were courting.

@BrentfordFC How? Failing to hurdle a barrier?

💔 You gave it your all, Jordan!

🗣️ Gary Lineker on Olise: “I’d already noticed when he was playing for Palace that he was special. That said, I never imagined he’d be this special. I’m very good friends with Palace’s owner, and when he sold him, he warned me that Olise would become a global superstar. And I think he was right.“

@HLTCO On the money. He's had time to cool down and reflect on the game.

Really rate that immediate response from Jude Bellingham.

@avfc_stef If it was good beer he'd drink it. Good example of someone enforcing their fun on other people.

Why am I against booze in UK stadiums? Twats like this:

🎉🏆 #UECL

Crystal Palace will have more players (12) at the World Cup this summer than Real Madrid (10).

One week ago today, Crystal Palace lifted the UEFA Conference League 🏆 #UECL | @CPFC

🚨🚨| Crystal Palace have become the FIRST club in the Premier League era to lift a major European trophy in their very first European campaign. {@Squawka}

@Baptistaooo Good luck for the future.

Qué sensación de mierda tíos. Fueron mejores que nosotros, pero la experiencia que hemos vivido no nos la quita nadie. Viva el fútbol coño

Celebration so iconic the whole team is doing it 🥶 #UECLfinal | @CPFC

"120 years without a trophy, and now they've got three in the cabinet." 🏆 "What is it they say about those London buses?" 🚌 Watch @alibruceball call the moment Crystal Palace won their first ever European trophy 🦅 #BBCFootball #CPFC

Adam Wharton's passing in the #UECLfinal 😮‍💨 #UECL | @CPFC

Nice one lads 🥲

Utterly, utterly surreal. A simply beautiful thing.

OLIVER GLASNER DID THE BELLY SLIDE ⚠️

Steve Parish’s handling of Oliver Glasner’s angry reaction to Marc Guehi’s exit proved masterful. Some club chairmen might have dismissed an emotional head coach who challenged their authority. Parish rose above Glasner’s criticism to do what was best for Crystal Palace. He has to balance the books so Guehi’s departure with his contract expiring was inevitable. Parish also had to work with a manager who had already signalled his intent to leave. Palace were beset with “civil war” headlines and a sense of uncertainty and transition. A winter of discontent, holders knocked out the Cup, 10 games without a win, Glasner barbs at the board, chaos. Parish got a grip of the situation. Whatever the disagreement over Guehi’s sale, Parish and Glasner had a mutual respect, they cleared the air, the storm passed and they finish the season in glorious style with another trophy. It’s a pity Glasner’s not staying at Palace, not building on this remarkable momentum and having a crack at the Europa League. Palace will miss Glasner. And he will miss them, a club and board who care. #CPFC

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

@CrowleyOnAir @BBCRadioLondon As Debsey's on Bridge House, Canning Town and 101 Club at Clapham Junction should get a mention but make sure Paul talks about Croydon's lost venues especially The Greyhound.

I’m On Air @BBCRadioLondon @ 2pm! We’re celebrating London’s Lost Music Venue’s. What were your faves, who did you see there & meet there - & why they mattered. With special guests #PaulTalling #DebseyWykes #LeeeJohn #BernardButler. 👂94.9 | Digital | bbc.co.uk/radiolondon

@HLTCO It was a happy hunting ground for them. I don't buy it with those two and their insincere compliments. If we'd turned them over more often they'd whine like anything.

There’s a level of pride that comes with managers like Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho waxing lyrical about Selhurst Park. As we often say, it may be a shithole but it’s our shithole and I wouldn’t change it for the world. ❤️