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@Aderyn

Tori: she/her, 36, Korean-American. Bisexual parking lot siren & Kryptonian witch: your typical Oriental Mata Hari. Overeducated & addicted to mischief.

Chicago, IL Katılım Mart 2007
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princess undercut@Aderyn·
No, I've never actually come out to my parents as a bisexual socialist, but I *did* have our DJ play Janelle Monáe's Q.U.E.E.N. as our entrance song when I married @rndmdeinonychus, so I really don't know how much more blatant I could possibly be
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Jeff VanderMeer
Jeff VanderMeer@jeffvandermeer·
Proving how reactions to nature are cultural/social, our daughter's Dutch boyfriend, knowing nothing of FL or nature, found a huge cockroach in the guest suite, cradled it gently in his hands and released it outside saying "Go free, beautiful creature." So now he must stay.
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birdclump :)@jasminevdon·
a regular apple pie is topped with pie crust and a Dutch apple pie is slightly angled to create a sense of uneasiness or disorientation for the viewer
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Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson@adamjohnsonCHI·
“We were not always perfect”!! let he who has not kidnapped dozens of people to save money on insurance premiums cast the first stone here guys
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Kate Kennedy
Kate Kennedy@TheOGKennedy·
Also just an aside but whenever someone asks about my resume gap I kind of pull a spoiled rich kid card and say I was working on a novel/screenplay/comedy career I never finished. Which is like a half lie but it makes people fear you just a little, so I recommend it.
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Jamie Jirak
Jamie Jirak@JamieCinematics·
This exchange in #TheMenu was amazing: "Where did you go to school?" "Brown." "Student loans?" "No." "I'm sorry, you’re dying."
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princess undercut@Aderyn·
@jadiegray @squidkidnyc @BlakeRobPerry It's a visual indicator of how his entire life is about cooking – the house, empty except for the massive kitchen, with his cot set up in the corner. There isn't a single part of his life that isn't cooking, except his memories, which he keeps behind a literal locked door.
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Jadie
Jadie@jadiegray·
@squidkidnyc @BlakeRobPerry I jumped every time chef clapped! One thing that confused me was why there was a second kitchen/set up in the house, can anyone explain?
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Corner@BlakeRobPerry·
#TheMenu was spectacular. Hilarious and brilliant from ‘appetizer to dessert’ with incredible performances across the board. It starts with its foot on the gas and never lets up, not a wasted moment. Top 5 of the year. Please support fun original films like this 9.5/10
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hitler did one good thing that i can praise him for: he killed hitler
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feral (will bite)@strongeststars·
I really went ham on this one as a kid. Baby goths ftw
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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.
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Jorts (and Jean)
Jorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat·
Sure, you ‘should not’ look at returns constantly. I also ‘should not’ bite the tissues. Be realistic
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Agnes Callard
Agnes Callard@AgnesCallard·
9yo: mama you DIDN'T throw out the halloween candy?!--- [background: we have a halloween tradition where after the kids go to bed, I throw all their candy in the garbage. The next morning, they are filled with rage.] ---thank you SO much!!! [hugs & kisses] Reader, I forgot.
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Tempest is 𝕏ing herself off of this site
Guess what! It's 2 weeks until the release of Ruby Finley vs. the Interstellar Invasion! 🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉 Print, eBook, and Audiobook, all available September 27th. Wanna know what the book is about and what fancy people are saying about it? Take my hand 🫴🏾 and read this🧵
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Sunrise Movement 🌅
Sunrise Movement 🌅@sunrisemvmt·
The nation's largest railroad companies have made record profits this year, and now they are holding the supply chain hostage to make more money. Solidarity with railroad workers everywhere as they fight for higher pay and better work conditions.
Jonah Furman@JonahFurman

I really feel like people are not appreciating that Warren Buffet and his friends are shutting down the supply chain to force Congress to mandate 125,000 railroad workers go to work with no weekends or sick leave.

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