Adeyemi Breezy

PURITY

@sirblackiechan @educatedtug01 Lol, mehn

I dated my EX for 10 years deliberately (from school days) , I knew she had been cheating even from the 2nd year of our dating, I knew she had been cheating a long time ago. I didn't care cos I was more focused on establishing myself financially the only change I made was to start using condom permanently. I deliberately acted like I hadn't became financially stable for years cos by our 5th year together I had all it took to be get married, at that point I moved to Ibadan from Benin leaving her in benin cause I had some business in Ibadan,but that was just an excuse I didn't have to move for the business but I wanted her to know less about me . We continued long distance for another 5 years , when i got tired of having her in my life , I invited her over for the first time (the other times we saw I traveled to always see her in benin), didn't want her in my apartment then. When she came she realized I was far beyond the financial capacity she thought , prior to all these I have been prepping her for marriage , even went to see her parent in sango , she spent 5 days I didn't touch her cause I felt zero attraction, on the day of her leaving I suddenly asked her to give me her phone, something I had never done in the whole 10 years, and showed her all her receipts and kicked her out of my apartment. She crashed out for almost a month, her parent too crashed out, insulted me cursed me and all for not breaking up with her since . Nobody tells me how to handle my revenge 👍🏼

Don’t ever make the mistake of trusting your partner so much that you feel you can’t even check their phone. My guy tried checking his girlfriend’s phone last night…something he normally doesn’t do because they “trust each other.” Long story short… the moment he asked, she became very defensive. My guy didn’t back down. After plenty talk, she finally agreed to show him. First thing he checked was the last caller. Tell me why the number was saved with an Arabic name that means “my love” with 🔐💕 emojis beside it. 😂 Brother looked at the phone… looked at her… then looked at the ceiling like he was waiting for God to explain. Fear women.

Damson Idris speaks Yoruba better than Gbarebo 😍

Deadline no be play play o 👀💸 If you never file your tax before March 31, wahala fit start from April 😭 Better arrange yourself early to avoid stories that touch 📌 Have you filed yours yet? 👇

Reason why I’m not attending Their mum is my mum’s elder sister, so we are cousins. My mum is the last born in her family, and i grew up very close to them. I even stayed with them for a while. The twins are five years older than me, and they’ve always been like brothers to me. However, they did something that really hurt me. We both gained admission into the same university together. They got their admission late for some reason, which is why we ended up starting at the same time. One of the twins was given Accounting,the course they both wanted,but the other twin was given a different course. Fast forward to our convocation day: my mum was sick and my dad had travelled. I was already working at a showroom at the time because I needed money for my NYSC. Before convocation, they paid for their gowns and collected theirs. They have three sisters abroad who are doing well, while I’m the first born in my family and carry a lot of responsibility. I couldn’t afford to pay for my clearance and gown immediately, so I was waiting for my salary. By the time I paid, it was late and I wasn’t given my convocation gown. Meanwhile, they collected theirs and did a photoshoot with their family. After their photo shoot, I called and asked if I could borrow their gown so I could also do my own photo shoot. They refused and said they were taking it to school for pictures. I told them, “But you guys already did your shoot.” I begged them, but they still refused to lend it to me. I was really hurt. On our convocation day, when I arrived at school, I couldn’t even enter because of the heavy crowd and traffic. I had to stay outside with my friend. She had also paid for her gown but wasn’t given one either. We both walked around looking for someone who could lend us a gown so we could at least take some pictures. The person we eventually borrowed a gown from didn’t even allow us to use it for more than a minute before she collected it back. At the end of the day, the only picture I managed to take was blurry because we were rushing. It hurt even more when I heard that my cousin and his parents celebrated his convocation in a big way,they cooked, invited friends, and made it a memorable occasion. I felt left out, but I just looked away. When it was time for NYSC, I had already been working for a year. I wanted to register for mine and asked if they could give me the contact of the person who helped them with their direct posting. They had gotten direct posting to Ibadan, and I also wanted Ibadan or Osun. But they refused until I was posted to benue Since then, we stopped talking. That was in 2022. Until now, I don’t use WhatsApp anymore. But whenever I post something on Telegram, they’re always the first person to view it. So I just assumed they didn’t want to talk to me. In January, my mum told me that one of them wants to do a wedding, but they didn’t tell me themselves. That’s why I don’t want to attend. My mum has been begging me to go but I won’t

@feesarhbby If you respect yourself, do not go. Do not go, I repeat , do not go.

@melifew213 @feesarhbby No Time

@feesarhbby If you go, you will regret it, stay in your house, make party jollof rice and push it with cold fanta

The first guy missed his blessing because of the spirit of anger in him. Smh.

The marketing team at KFC needs a raise for this😂

This brother from Africa is trying to teach his Chinese girlfriend to speak English. Very hilarious.

They made Bran the new King Is this some sort of joke

Who are you please 🙏 I want to meet you in person

This was our Ned stark.

Hmmmm. Are you sure you're interested in the relationship?

Sunday Igboho threatening to kidnap Ibadan indigene Funny Thinker for speaking up against him. Sunday Igboho is a terrorist.

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A step mother, beat up her step son too the extent of cutting him with knive.

@Vicyndysimipeal @Singleboy006 @TheWavyRed It's very obvious you sabi, 🙄

@Singleboy006 @TheWavyRed I sabi ball pass you. I still sabi play ball pass you⚽ 😜

Tchouameni got angry why he got substituted for Kante, Kante immediately justified why he needs to start over Tchouameni 😂❤️

Someone who wants to advocate against rape doesn't even know how to spell "raping".

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