You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

@AdrianKviolin

Correlation does not imply Causation Deadpan from my #twitter handle-The Internet & X founded a home to congregate 4all the dumb ppl for the 1st time in History

earth - Oz Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Kangmin Lee | 이강민
Feminists went from "#MeToo," "believe all victims" to denying 250,000 UK girls were raped because the perpetrators are brown
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.
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LCHF Matt@LCHF_Matt·
Why does @Albomp get an indexed pension for life, well above the maximum any other Aussie is allowed, yet he brings in laws that caps everyone else’s self funded retirement, not indexed to inflation.
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Lisa
Lisa@Lisa9Sophia·
Fake News Alert No @ABCaustralia and @David_Speers please don’t spread lies @PaulineHansonOz DID NOT say she wants “English spoken at home” She wants people who move here to be able to speak English She wants a multiracial Australia, not a multi cultural country because if you come here and want to assimilate in to Australian culture, and be able to work, you should be able to speak in English
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@BradleyMck44 @AusPoll6 Come on Chicken Little, come up with some more ‘common sense’ that Pauline brings to the table Some fkng detail ‘aUsTraLia firST’ isn’t detail Come on, let’s have it
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bradley mckerlie
bradley mckerlie@BradleyMck44·
@AdrianKviolin @AusPoll6 I was waiting for you to start installing typical woke bs you don't know anything about me but your comments tell me everything I need to know about you.
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Kelly
Kelly@Kelly26552573·
@AdrianKviolin I do because my daughter’s future depends on not being surrounded by idiots that have zero brain capacity.
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Kelly
Kelly@Kelly26552573·
I moved to Australia in 2013. Immediately I clocked Pauline Hanson. Why does everyone hate her? That got my hackles up. If everyone hates her I had to ask myself why? So I spent a few years watching her. Nothing she said was annoying me. She loves her country and she is protecting it fiercely. Australia is for Australians. Immigrate like I did and become Australian. It’s simple. If you don’t want to and commit crimes then F off.
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Middle Age Riot
Middle Age Riot@middleageriot·
Introducing Pantone's newest color, Pedophile Green.
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Roger Hallam
Roger Hallam@RogerHallamCS21·
Two things we know about AMOC: 1. In the coming years it will become more and more certain the greatest global catastrophe for humans since the last ice age is now locked in. 2. As it becomes more certain the elites and their far right foot soldiers will react with ever greater denial and make more cuts in research. "If you tolerate this..." theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗@LucifersTweetz·
Folks out here claiming I sent Trump. Cute. I have standards. I’d have picked someone smooth, charming, and dangerously well-spoken. You know… like Obama. Trump’s too loud and too orange. I’m the devil, not a tacky decorator.
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gem@giannascoli·
if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
I am not a physician. But I would be willing to wager a significant sum that this man has had a left-hemisphere CVA.
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Cloooud |🇺🇦@GloOouD·
HAHAHAHAHA I think almost everyone has seen the moment when, during the attack on Moscow, the lid of one of the oil tanks was literally blown off. SO, IT WAS BLOWN OFF AFTER THE IMPACT OF A RUSSIAN AIR DEFENSE MISSILE NOT UKRAINIAN DRONE🤣🤣🤣
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Kraut@The_Davos_Man·
Just so you know, the Moscow refinery currently burning down supplies half the fuel of the Russian air force.
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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
The Department of War has been renamed to the Department of Direct Deposit.
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
@nicksortor This is awesome! This is where the Germans surrendered too
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