Forged

Only thing more beautiful than a sunrise in Florida is the people you share them with. If you are lucky. 🍀

@Shafpocalypse Really great

Cape Fear on Apple TV is bonkers

@BigDadEnergyX Menstrual cycle?

My dude ate a couple cheeseburgers and gained weight

@PGC1a_RB @a7las1984 I set a rock out by the frog Is my gh fake?

@AdvancedForged @a7las1984 This lmao

Is my GH fake? Injected 4iu at 7 am ish Bloodwork at 10am IGF1 226 Z score 1.2

Imym

@SMB_Attorney When the peasants could gain access it was cooked.

I’m done with airport lounges. Stories of a couple at the Chase Sapphire at JFK who ordered six burgers, stuffed them in duffel bags with a mountain of desserts, then hide the greasy plates behind a plant. Someone saw a guy at a Delta Sky Club packing ribs, chicken, and cookies into shopping bags like it was Costco. Families at United’s grab-and-go in Denver scanning one pass over and over so the whole crew can raid the free food and then throw half of it in the trash. Kids’ clothes and sneakers dumped all over the seats, 45-minute waits just to get in, buffets cleaned out by 9 a.m., people lined up testing six different cards for free entry. These places used to be a quiet escape. Now they’re just free grocery stores with bad lighting and zero manners. Not worth it anymore. I’ll take a $15 beer at a bar instead.

@realDrewMullins Mercury sure worked

Funny, I have a bottle of this. And now I hear it’s impossible to find?

@ironnfox Fact

Who even enjoys breakfast in bed? Be honest. It just seems like a messy annoying way to eat breakfast. You cant sit in an ergonomically comfortable position to eat properly.

@HistorianUSA1 How to get the guy you are with best the fuck up. What a bitch

This Karen saw a dad and his boy having a pure, normal father-son moment—kid just caught a fish, they’re lining up the photo, kid’s grinning ear to ear—and her brain short-circuited. Instead of walking past like a functional adult, she marches over to harass them. Because heaven forbid a little boy gets to keep the memory of holding up his catch with his dad. Nope. She had to insert herself into the frame like the main character of a movie nobody asked for. These people are allergic to other people’s happiness. A kid catches a fish and she treats it like a personal attack on her existence. The sheer entitlement is wild. No life, no hobbies, no self-awareness—just pure, unfiltered need to police joy. Imagine being so empty that you see a dad and his son taking a picture with a fish and think, “This is my moment.” Sit down, Karen. Nobody invited you.

@kevin_smith45 The one who can’t score

This photo is the biggest self own on earth. Guy next to her couldn’t care less And the people behind Angel Reese don’t know who she is. Rough

Donnie literally rebuilt my ankle joints with this. You guys have a bad anything this guy is a wizard.

@LeadingReport So all 4 of them

Trans WNBA fans are now burning Sophie Cunningham jerseys.

@trinity2pointO @boydmyers Is Boyd really 7 feet tall or

As I’m slogging on the stairmill this morning, I can’t help but continue to reminisce over this truly special moment that @boydmyers and I experienced. We were awarded the highest honor achievable in the Mantis™️ community (without actually being a mantis) and were presented with a large pussy. The pussy was so big, it actually made me feel small. #unforgettable

@BowTiedYukon What in the curry favored fuck

I’m not sure if this is a “sleeper build” but those are definitely saucer nips

Wawa 🐔 🍚 stuff

@doctorcalf I don’t get it

A funny amount of smart people on here larp as dumb people

@PGC1a_RB I like All sushi

@AdvancedForged Do you like sushi at all, Forged

🐔 🍚 🇯🇵

@ZachShurtleff @LeeRosebush Cartel gonna cartel

During MOTS-C hearing: “Two of the three that were just against this happen to be publicly affiliated with Lilly and Novo. I wonder why they’re against a peptide that helps people lose weight and get in shape? Probably some thoughts about that one…” —@LeeRosebush got that DAWG in him! 🔥

@LawrenceElliots 💯

“How does a man become dangerous?” - Responsibility - Competition - Solitude - Purpose - Fluoxymesterone