Agent Smith

@JohnGil69921313 10 years was a bit of an exaggeration of course, but look at the state of the battery, labels worn off and there are scrapes and faded plastic around it, it's clearly years old and very well used.

@AgentSchmith Never 10 years old? Only built to ladt 10 hours

Some tramp returned this to Lidl - apaprently after using it to build a house - whole tool covered in dust,grimy fingerprints, battery same, & labels ripped off, looks 10yr old. Dunno what's more amazing, that they did so with a straight face, or that staff put it back on shelf.

@MariaFlynn1234 That's my whole holiday and BBQ season sorted, just bring it all back at the end of the month😃

@AgentSchmith Sure if you ever fancy trying kayaking or windsurfing without the expense, you now know you can try before you buy in the middle aisle!

@Southernalien72 So really, they tried to pull a stunt but the jokes on them. Good 🙂

@AgentSchmith As they don’t come with batteries , looks like who ever used it forgot to take their battery out when they returned

@cellah26bsky Those bloody doctors, think they're so smart, well I'll show them! 🫣🤯

You really can't fix stupid !!!

@MariaFlynn1234 Wish I'd had the foresight to think of it - could have renewed half my tool collection, with seemingly no consequence 😅

@AgentSchmith That's unbelievable. Be honest, was it you though?!

@AbarthRocket595 Awful Mile, absolutely devastated for you. All the more worse it happened to something so special and irreplaceable, why couldn't it have been some run of the mill Qasqhai or Chinese EV 😭 Very glad nobody was hurt, but it's cold comfort I'm sure.

VERY SAD NEWS: I am truly heartbroken and sorry to report that my immaculate 1974 Rover P6 3500S V8 manual (with just 37,600 miles & driven just 2,000 miles since 1986) caught fire & exploded yesterday (electrical fault). Car is a total loss, but luckily nobody was injured. 💔😢

@LMDpix @unusual_cars The 90s version 😂

Show us your age, did you own one?

@LMDpix Niiiice 😎

@MotoNutJob @mrbwa1 Very tempting 😅

@AgentSchmith @mrbwa1 Early Guy Fawkes night

Its alive ALIVE I TELLS YA

@MotoNutJob @mrbwa1 It is. Might burn it this evening, haven't decided 😂

@AgentSchmith @mrbwa1 Oh fuck sticks Thats amazingly irritating

@mrbwa1 @MotoNutJob Timings jumped. Looks like the aircon compressor seized, belt came off that and whatever happened in the interim, caused it to strip a few teeth off the timing belt. So glad I spent a grand on it a month ago doing, amongst a load of other things, a new timing belt 😅🤯

@AgentSchmith @MotoNutJob Fuel pump or something else?

@MotoNutJob Thoughts and prayers 😭 Literally about to go and start looking at one of mine which was recovered home 2 weeks ago - suspected Aircon belt has doubled timing - but haven't had the chance to touch it as injured my back. Hope yours has a happy ending 👊

Soooooo Today Gggrrrrrr The good news is we're pretty sure its just the belt as we dumped the bottom cover so it wouldn't get trapped into the cam belt We replaced on tensioner last time so hoping its the other or might be the stop start alternator Being worked on now

@StripeyMiata Meanwhile, iTunes be like

I want to move 9000 pictures to another folder in Apple iCloud drive. So I do that on my PC with iCloud for Windows. You think it would be clever enough to move them on the Cloud server to match, but no, it has delete them from the cloud & reupload all 9000 (34GB) files again

@asteroidsalad The fuck did I just watch? 👀😂

Nobody should take 'You can do anything' this literally....

@MasterRoshi1667 @Cnoordz Never here but I saw one in England once. Rare doesn't even cover it, more exclusive than Ferraris and Lamborghinis😁 The Mi-16 must've been 👌 - great colour too, and that's saying a lot as I normally can't have white cars 😂

@Cnoordz @AgentSchmith you ever seen one of these. I had a white MI-16 back in the day.

Bit of a rare unicorn. For sale as I'm hardly driving it, should anyone be interested.

Irrespective of physique - I'll not comment on yours - I still beat you 12839 to 1856 in the 2010 Westminster election. 👍🏻 Clearly, you still haven't recovered. Seek help