Master Roshi

@AutoInfatuation @eBay_UK EBay don’t give a fuck about you. Follow the money.

I’ve had my @eBay_UK account since 2012, 100% positive feedback. Always an honest buyer and seller for all sorts of things over the years. Put a PC component up for sale the other day and a guy offers me my minimum within 3hrs, I agree to sell it and post it the same day as he seemed desperate. I was crystal clear in my description that it was missing one of the original USB-C to USB-A cables as I lost it when I moved house and that a normal cable does the exact same job. Guy messages me demanding I either partially refund him for the ‘Missing’ cable or ‘I can have it back’ once delivered. I suggest he takes it up with eBay as he clearly didn’t read the advert. As you can see below he’s playing the buyer protection system and trying to extort money from me basically. He then puts in a return request for a reason that is completely null and void. I ring eBay and they suggest I accept the return request despite me not being in the wrong, I tell them I will not pander to people like that who are playing the system and would sooner not use their platform anymore. Now my account is under review and all payouts have been put on hold for at least 5 working days 😡 So fuck you @eBay_UK and your ridiculous system that always sides with the buyer regardless of what they say or how blatantly they abuse the system.

@CharlieCurrie12 Care to cite your sources please?

@HappyPunch Great to see

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

The demographic constantly screaming about CuLtUrAl ApPrOpRiAtIoN, ladies and gentlemen:

Daughter calls the police on her mother for stealing her credit card profile

It's chimping tf out!

Spirit Airlines was the Nigga club of the sky What airline will Niggas ruin next to fight and fly?

@RandomWsLs Feral black cunts. Just animals.

Every place they walk into ends up wrecked. Furniture smashed, food tossed around, the place left in ruins. My sympathy goes to whoever had to clean this up , why are they like this ?

@TheGriftReport Jonnie cash. Loved his late show😜

I'll start, Nish Kumar.

@platounderwater @_glorianas Oh ahhh up the RA

@_glorianas Dracula was in the IRA.

how is dracula an irish book?

@_glorianas Thick as fuck American again. An absolute indictment of the American education system. Anything outside of continental United States they are as dumb as a bag of rocks.

@FuhgedNews Thick as fuck black American cunts as usual.

What rock did this dumb dumb just crawl out from under?

@IrishRedDevil76 He’s a fucking bottom Feeding ghoul

You really have to hand it to Stephen Nolan. He's managed to get years out of the Bobby Storey funeral. Today, after it was revealed that British soldiers murdered 5 innocent people in West Belfast he managed to twist it to criticising the Irish government.

@TheGriftReport She’s a fucking vile harradin

Katie Price revealed she's gained half a stone since marrying her feeder husband Lee Andrews, the 47-year-old says she's never been happier or more comfortable and actually loves the extra padding, Katie admitted the weight suits her down to the ground and she's loving life with Lee who clearly enjoys feeding her up, she's now fully embraced the "happy and comfortable" look while still posting gym selfies, Cruel trolls reacted saying "there is no way she has put weight on it looks like she starves herself" and "extra padding"

@SaltyGoat17 Fucking shit eating smirk. You’d love to slap the complete shite outta that.

As I sit here eating leftover ribs for breakfast while petting my dog…

@AgentSchmith Fuck schmitty. That can’t be good. As you say karma will pay back 10 fold.

To the prick on Hannahstown road with the white transit, improperly secured trailer and airborne wheelbarrow I hit at 60MPH, who, seeing what had happened, initially braked then changed their mind and floored it, hope karma repays you in kind 😘

@InesBetancur1 Feral wee cunts. Deserve to be tried as adults and put away for a long time.

Mamá envió a los futuros eruditos a hacer algunas compras de comestibles 🛍️ 3 niños en pijama, fueron sorprendidos in fraganti en un Walgreens de Dallas, con bolsas de regalo llenas de artículos robados, los empleados cerraron las puertas. ¿Deberían arrestar a estos niños? 🤨

@FuhgedNews Black person? Yeah so do I win a prize

An obese woman walks out of the nail salon without paying the $20–$30 she owed. The worker follows her next door to the pizza place, where she is ordering food.

@newsoncool @jamesgould23 @CArchibald_SF Wouldnt trust a smart meter as far as I could throw it.

⚡️💰WATCH: Households ‘could save hundreds of pounds’ as smart meters are set to be rolled out in Northern Ireland 🎤🎥Chief Reporter @jamesgould23 has been speaking to Economy Minister Dr @CArchibald_SF. Publishing a new ‘Smart Electricity Meters Design Plan’, the Minister says smart meters will bring an end to estimated bills, giving people clear, real-time information about how much electricity they use and when they use it. She also acknowledged some people may have negative views towards the roll-out, adding that work will continue over the coming period to address those concerns. Smart electricity meters are due to be rolled out here from 2028, replacing traditional electricity meters. They are already standard in England, Scotland, Wales, as well as the Republic of Ireland.