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@MasterRoshi1667

Master Roshi is an ancient and wise martial arts master who lives on a small, isolated island and is often accompanied by a turtle.

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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
Congratulations to Spain on their World Cup win
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Raphousetv (RHTV)@raphousetv2·
Woman Pregnant With Her 5th Child Says Doctors Have Informed Her That She “Will Die” While Giving Birth 😢🤰🏥 Our Prayers Go Out 💔🙏🏾
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Fuel@fuelkek·
You are sitting next to Elon Musk, only 3 words, what would you say to him
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@KarenRees11 This, lads, is a hurley. Used in the Irish game of hurling — a cross between hockey and murder.”
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Karen Rees@KarenRees11·
Watching hurling on @bbc2, never seen it before. It's brutal, they're mental, no idea of the rules, if there are any, I'm loving it #hurling
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@KarenRees11 I think Jonathan Statham summed it up perfectly. “This, lads, is a hurley. Used in the Irish game of hurling — a cross between hockey and murder.”
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@BobbyTeeitup 365 million dumb as fuck yanks chimping out because he called out a cheating fucker. DeShambles was a disgrace and should have been booted out for a blatant cheating incident.
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Squinter@squinteratn·
What a feckin racket. Like a fire in a pet shop.
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@squinteratn Bit screechy. But how did they manage pauly walnuts from the sopranos to sing with Nicole?
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@wiseunclebuck Buck I had my first stroke in the bath when I was like 12 yrs old. Hope that made you smirk. Stoke is the only one of the tri fecta I haven’t had. 2 heart attacks, stents in , I’ve had cancer as well so only need to have stroke to win the prize. Get well soon bud.
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WiseUncleBuck@wiseunclebuck·
I had my first stroke. The universe has sense of humor. Happened right after I got a fatal cancer diagnosis.
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@Dallas_Matters @BlueBoxDave 365 million dumb as fuck yanks chimping out because he called out a cheating fucker. DeShambles was a disgrace and should have been booted out for a blatant cheating incident.
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@brydog7474 365 million dumb as fuck yanks chimping out because he called out a cheating fucker. DeShambles was a disgrace and should have been booted out for a blatant cheating incident.
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@BeattieDoug Doug.”, we would just like the psni to do their jobs. They are toothless tigers. Point in fact stewartstown road yesterday. UVF flags on lampposts. They cant even do the basics
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Master Roshi@MasterRoshi1667·
@_54Golf 365 million dumb as fuck yanks chimping out because he called out a cheating fucker. DeShambles was a disgrace and should have been booted out for a blatant cheating incident.
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54 Golf@_54Golf·
Anyone in the golf media ask Rory McIlroy about not calling a two-stroke penalty on himself during Round 1 of The Open when he brushed the mound of sand from his footprint on Hole 17 during his backswing?
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