Agent Jerry

Closed it. 110% in profit. Told you how and why. While the entire timeline was mocking bears. So because I said short, I somehow lost followers. Not a complain at all, I build for myself, but I’m truly starting to think that CT is not here to make money but just to larp lol

Today one of my replies went viral (for my standards). 300+ likes, 3K+ views. Having people like what you do is a crazy feeling. Now I have to work harder to make this the normality. Good can be done only if it reaches many of you. Good night folks

@litecoin Good coin 🎵 Good coin, I will buy more of you When you come for me

What’chu gonna do🎵 What’chu gonna do What’chu gonna do when Litecoin comes for you

@DaanCrypto DCAing spot or making sure to have an unreal liquidation price are the only ways

$BTC If these range breakouts keep failing then it will be hard for a prolonged relief bounce to happen. All we're seeing now is a sweep of shorts into further downside since this downtrend began. Low timeframe price action is very choppy and has been for the past 6 weeks. No rush to do anything else but accumulate spot as low as possible for me.

@Pokemon Let’s dance!

Dance break! 💃🕺Celebrate the Hoenn Region together with POKÉDANCE •ᴗ•

@PudgyWorld_ @pudgypenguins Love the games, huge fan of Pudgy Party!

@pudgypenguins 🐧🐧🐧

Pengu is everywhere 🐧

@cryptorover He’s right! Here’s an idea: let’s explain to millions of Americans why their president extracted millions with a memecoin.

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says "crypto markets and the millions of Americans who participate in them deserve long-overdue clarity."

@Polymarket Fantastic. Now a bunch of people will loose their jobs while rich will get richer. This pattern will be the ruin of humanity, I mean it.

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos reportedly in talks to raise $100 billion for new fund that will acquire manufacturing companies and automate them with AI.

@Criv81 Personalmente non pretendo di essere in grado di beccare il bottom. Preferisco fare un buon DCA (se si parla di investimenti) o semplicemente attendere qualche conferma che effettivamente sia così

Il flusso di notizie intorno al conflitto in Medio Oriente sta diventando sempre più preoccupante per i mercati globali. Eppure, nonostante le crescenti tensioni, secondo Deutsche Bank l'azione dei prezzi sta seguendo da vicino il pattern storico degli indici azionari statunitensi durante gli shock geopolitici; e ora potremmo essere vicini al punto in cui i mercati tendono a formare il bottom. Questa volta sarà diverso?

@Pumpfun Double down. But for sure not on $PUMP

which way, western man?

@elonmusk @diana_dukic LET SMALLER ACCOUNTS WITH OG CONTENT GET MORE VISIBILITY. sorry for caps lock but we’re pouring all our efforts and life in this.

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@ItsNala I’d be happy with half of that 😂

Might fuck around and make $1m this year Who's with me?

@Matt_Pinner PEACE

What is it according to you?

@alphafox Lmao make him try to get my girlfriend’s food. She’ll make him an ant 🐜

If this man took your food, would you intervene? 😯

@mickitiki Oh did you? What a good girl. And tell me, aside pumping EVERY. SINGLE. Market that is NOT supposed to pump, what else did he do for you?

Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊

@glam_queenn Try me

NO MAN CAN DO THIS 🤪

@angelodotsui Yes in larping 😂 jk

@Agent_Jerry_ are you following a master degree here on x lmfao?

“get a job or do a master’s degree”

@DipWheeler Unless they use golems

something like this would be extremely effective.

@DipWheeler No way you just used Clash of Clans 😂

we need to deploy the goybeam to protect the strait of hormuz.

@WizzyOnChain I’m wondering if anyone listened to me a month ago when I said to short the pump. Oh well, I guess I’m the “disillusioned one”

JUST IN: PIPPIN Crypto Plummets -45%, $200M Wiped From Market Cap as Traders. PIPPIN crypto just crashed 55.69% in 24 hours. Trading at $0.164. Over $200 million in market cap wiped out in a single day. A derivatives unwind is accelerating the move lower and making the drop even uglier. Traders are watching $0.15 as the next stabilization point. Capital is already rotating out fast.

@MINHxDYNASTY Don’t give them the power to offend you. As an Italian I always say: “In from one ear, out from the other”

someone on the internet just called me yellow boy should i be offended?