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@PFlat2 @catorano

@catorano I pretty much already do

Men, what's keeping you from having this physique?

@johnpaulp @365Aggie Its true

@365Aggie Sec tournament is notorious for rain delays and sure enough there’s a pretty good chance of rain in Hoover this week

Yeah A&M won’t start til after 10 I will be asleep 😭

@SickosCommittee @BananaBall_ Shreveport sickos walkout:

Starting a team in the @BananaBall_ league that does no trick plays but uses banana ball rules to our competitive advantage. 3-0 count? We're beaning the guy to avoid the ball four sprint. Putting all our bench players in the crowd to fight fans who catch our foul balls. We have great fundamentals. Grey jerseys, grey pants. Tucked in with high white socks. Caps on straight as an arrow. Old time baseball. The Shreveport Sickos are coming for you, Bananas.

@rcb05 @LoewyLawFirm The morning he committed news broke that the Coast Guard stopped 3 tons of cocaine from reaching the US.

@LoewyLawFirm Had no idea Miami was so broke.

Read: “I can’t believe how much money Aggy is paying me. I’ll go live there a few years for it.”

@aubreybloom @rcb05 Kids love it Opposing fans and pitchers hate it The best is when an opposing fan's kid is enjoying them and the wife is comforting the husband who is annoyed about it.

@rcb05 I love that there’s layers to the bubbles. It’s one of our only traditions that gets better when you have kids. I was mostly lukewarm on it before.

Complaining about stuff off the field is what fans do when their teams lose on the field.

@SchottHayden The Phantom of Olsen

@SchottHayden He was born in darkness

Make him look like Bane from Batman @grok

Basket Weaving is really tough though

@CoachJonSumrall @85AustinAg

Grateful to coach at a top 10 public university that also offers advanced basket weaving! 🐊

@FortyAcreVibes To keep with my theme:

The end is near, y’all.

@FortyAcreVibes As someone who works in & around healthcare, why are you hunting a bowel movement?

@Road_Builder_TX Currently on the hunt for another BM right now.

@Yoink_Dawg @NotMyAggBurner If Nebraska can get 92,000 fans for a 1 time volleyball event, we could get 100,000 for a special baseball game event.

@Yoink_Dawg @NotMyAggBurner We have put 50,000 in that stadium at midnight on a Friday for a pep-rally. If we got the word out with plenty of time so families and people could make plans ect. we would put 100,000+ in the stadium for a baseball game easily.

So you’re telling me we can host our regional in Kyle Field?

@rcb05 Are you talking about a year long tournament Tetradecathlon consisting of all sports? Or a BASEketball situation?

Hear me out… A 100-team playoff where the football and basketball teams play each other.

@PFlat2 We know where to check when someone says "it'll be a cold day in hell..."

Austin, Texas: simultaneously the coldest place in America and also America’s best college town

@PFlat2 Its not that contagious. Don't sniff rodent poop/pee Don't get intimate with an infected person Don't sniff or ingest an infected person's bodily fluids ect. (Could be included in previous rule Im not judging 😂) Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.

12?? Gig Em

@billyliucci At the end of November, three rankings come out using computers, coaches, and a comittee Those rankings are used to build a 16 team single elimination bracket played in December while the other regional winners are put in several NIT games sponsored by Mayonnaise and Pop-Tarts.

@billyliucci I want a 2 part 5 month long playoff. First part August-November All FBS programs get in. We put similar teams in regions and you play round-robin in your region. The winner of each region moves on and plays the winners of another similar region. We call it "The Season"

Kick every one of them off of the board and start over with a Common Sense Committee.

@adamdropsbombs The amount/percentage of 5⭐ recruits are relatively new for A&M. Sumlin and especially Fisher had us "Clemsoning" quite a lot... Things feel different under Elko but 🤷🏼‍♂️ time will tell.

@thatgirlKacy12 I don't know the actual distance but my educated estimate was that from home plate to Kyle is 1200-1400ft.

@Agg1e5 It may be closer to 3x!!

Overheard at Blue Bell today: "Hey, do yall think anyone could hit Kyle Field from here?" She was being 100% serious.