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@1776pax @jeffaccordion @wayofftheres @StephenM @OldeWorldOrder @MironchuckNOW @OldGloryClub @ThomasCyr777 @NormanDodd_knew @tomselliott @AngelStudiosInc @martyrmade @dash_eats @AlfredAlfer77 @Scearpo @CaudilloDahl TRUMP 47 Week 70 of 208 TCHAIKOVSKY NIGHT!

Because the system only allows the solutions to its problems to be voiced by villains

@realfemsapien sounds like a fake story or good for them, not my thing

When you realize 95+% of Conservative Christians are covert feminists, you will be free.

@FrenlyOfficer @wheresurhusband @PerryALPHA @DaniGGerman @grok hilarious factoid

@wheresurhusband @PerryALPHA @DaniGGerman @grok can a nigga have nephews

I didn't know @DaniGGerman was a Realtor

Let’s just be the villains

Hobbes: "I wonder why we dream when we sleep..." Calvin: "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night!"

@kenzietuff and you’re all extremely special

I will be Flynnpoasting and will not be stopping

@GreeneMan6 Power is all relative, too. You don’t have to be better than every dude on earth, just all the ones your potential wives they have have access to when they’re hunting

Yes it will. It is a truth universally unacknowledged (by modern women) that a man in possession of power will not suffer from the want of a wife.

@allegedwriter bingo

When I wrestled, one of the first things they taught me was to not make my opponent sound weak when I cut promos. Otherwise why would anyone want to come see me beat them?

@GibbyTurismo207 🫡

@AgitpropMaster Well done 🤣

“I am Jack’s stinky dick.”

@Nightskyshowers @onionloveian It's the Disney Three Musketeers movie

@onionloveian @AgitpropMaster What is this?.

This is the perfect way to handle a villain checking out.

@ThurowTrent Make your own edits. Be my guest.

@AgitpropMaster Wrong song choice

we men don't ask for much

I love @effectpurpose but men need to be aware. The following has NEVER occurred in the history of our species: Women: “Ick, these weak men are disgusting and not up to our standards. Let’s kick them all to the curb!” Men: “ok so we will just stop dating altogether!” Women : “oh nos! There is no one left to date! Please men come back! We will do whatever you ask!” The following has FREQUENTLY occurred in history: Women: “Ick, these weak men are disgusting and not up to our standards. Let’s kick them all to the curb!” Men: “Fine, we will organize and take power” Women : “oh my God! Aren’t all of these strong men who are out there shaping society and building our future so dreamy? I wonder if any of them are looking for a wife?!”

@The_Meme_Caster Serenity

@AgitpropMaster What movie is thus

Confederate Chud defeats Yankee freedman. Everyone comes out looking cool.

@didymus_twin yeah in a post 2020 world, it's impossible to buy into the 'normal people are gonna wake up man' promise unless you are mentally retarded or a sincere libertarian (same same)

@AgitpropMaster What ruins this movie for me is that the reality is blasting that signal would change nothing and people wouldn’t care.

@CaudilloDahl I've tasted a sliver of this moment, a crumb. And it was more thrilling than the moment you realize you're going to get a 10 in the sack

God I wish that were me

@ZapGropper it's one of those movies I can watch any day, any time, and be delighted, up there with Music Man, BTTF, Ghostbusters, and the old Errol Flynn Robin Hood

@AgitpropMaster I fucking love this movie

@SCShipyards real

Writers writing the only thing they know strikes again.