Alex J.

Happy turkey day and second day of Hanukkah - follow @alexjacobs33 for all your holiday updates.

This account was hacked and the password lost - please follow at @alexjacobs33 moving forward for random thoughts, retweets, and more.

Congrats to @BowdoinCollege Field Hockey! NCAA D3 champs! @GoUBears

I've got dim sum in 8 and a half hours. Fuck. Let's go.

It's my birthday. Another day, another dollar. #thuglife #imsohoooooood #24 #leggo #hashtag #racksonracksonracks #PR #WorldHelloDay

Not to be annoying, but please bookmark this page msn.foxsports.com/buzzer and follow @BuzzeronFOX and @anezbitt. Thanks.

Gerald Green is a man of the people. He thanks you when you interview him and eats media meal pregame. #LoveIt

“@adage: Top editors at Time Inc. received an unexpected gift last week from Martha Nelson. bit.ly/1b8zfRF” @sampjacobs et tu?

The Gruden Grinderrrrrrrs

Creepy mustache + LES bars = no bueno. #Movember

Soup was a bad idea #MustacheProblems

“Hours before registration closes, Prof. Nerdahl's "Classical Mythology" class has 144 requests for 50 spots” @ahkmaninoff @theMatchula

Weather tweet!

“@CelticsLife: Celtics crush Magic 120-105, win 4th straight and are now in 1st place bit.ly/19YVKGK (New Post)” I have no words

Sunset is at 4:39pm today. That seems a little early.

Bowdoin football #3 top play. Celtics game winner over LeBron #2 top play. Is the apocalypse next?

I'm confused by this. “@celtics Green catches an inbound pass in the corner and nails a 3 as time expires to down the Heat 111-110 in Miami”

“@Grantland33: In the wake of the Dolphins scandal, @runofplay declares war on warrior culture es.pn/1iPqgUh” - a must read.

Not the best time to start your weekend. 6:30am wake up on a Saturday. Woof.

Why do adults do work at night at Starbucks? Who are the girls that hang there on their phones sipping a drink? Don't y'all have homes?