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@DrAlfredMutua Why don't u guys go abroad and let us elect a leaders who'll create a jobs for us here in Kenya and grow our economy?

Fun fact: La femme de la vidéo est une actrice de films adultes et créatrice OnlyFans. Elle veut moquer les dames mariées pour se rassurer sur ses choix misérables de vie. Et ça marche parce que les femmes aiment prendre conseil chez des prostitués qui ont déjà raté leur vie.

Le diesel est à 2,50€/L enculé.

Lockdown immediately

Keep your babies safe. As we approach elections, wicked politicians are rushing to offer human sacrifices to their gods in return for a hypnotised society and electoral victory.

Men, How to know if you are a simp - apologizing - double texting - using dysphoric emojis ( 😭😢😞) - explaining yourself - begging her not to leave - looking for excuses to forgive her sluttery - buying flowers and chocolates DO NOT BE A SIMP #MasculinitySaturday

Are you this stupid by birth or by self effort ?

If you are the last woman of a player, you are the luckiest woman alive. And if you are the last man of a hoe, you are the most miserable and foolish man alive.

nigga, he has 4 rings. fuck your awards.

1 bag of cement is Ksh 1,000. Ni mbaya!

Men, Law 1: Thou shall not marry a woman older than you. Law 2: Though shall not ignore red flags. Law 3: Thou shall not buy a newspaper after midday. Law 4: Thou shall not wear a pink coat. Law 5: Thou shall not cock shame. #MasculinitySaturday

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

In Kenya, a youth is anyone between the ages of 35 and 55. An adult is anyone above 55 years old. A person below 35 years is a Gen Z.

If you're the guy driving the white car that was just hit at the junction of Thigiri Ridge Road & Redhill Road by a BLACK XTRAIL that took off, another car and I tried to chase it, we lost it near Rosslyn Riviera but here's its number plate: KCB 576M! I hope this helps! Pls RT

When fuel prices increase, life becomes so difficult for all of us. We are not your slaves! #RejectFuelPrices

Men, There are 3,992,233,117 women in the world. Trust me, She is replaceable. Don't hang on a woman who doesn't like you. Be your own anchor. YOU ARE A MAN #MasculinitySaturday

Tutam my ass!! 😂😂😂 #RutoMustGo

@ledamalekina Post hii takataka kwa WhatsApp Status kina Gladys Wanga watakupigia makofi.

The day I become President of Kenya, I will rule with an iron fist against corruption, inefficiency, and negligence, while upholding the rule of law and serving the people with integrity. Kenyans deserve a government that delivers. I believe that many of the current ministers are letting the President down, prioritizing lining their own pockets over service delivery and that must change.

Name the mikora?