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@nelsonastrofoto What would’ve happened if they missed the moon? Would they have continued off into space?

Pensar que no vamos “a la Luna”, sino a encontrarnos con ella en un punto exacto del espacio… es otra cosa. Todo se basa en la mecánica orbital: llegar al lugar preciso, en el momento preciso. Un pequeño error… y simplemente no pasa 🚀

@Frankie_1643 100%

Those on Benefits should never be receiving more than a person receiving the Minimum Wage for working 40 hours a week! Who agrees?

@TopRed666 @marmaduke091 Did you think that she was reporting live from the scene?

@marmaduke091 Yeah, ancient people wearing sunglasses was the trend back them

This is the best use of AI videos = education that's fun You can teach anything about the history like this, can't wait for the future

@gotrice2024 Just copy Robocop, drop and roll.

The man and his girlfriend were parked in this double helix parking garage. They didn’t come back the same way they came and now they can’t figure out how to get back to the same level the car is on. They see it through the wire fence but if they go the lower route they actually end up below the vehicle. If they take the higher route, they end up above it. Has this ever happened to you, how did you get back to your car?

@joe_yer99 It does make a nice change from cycle paths.

Ive had a jamaica street idea.

@FromGrassroots2 Would 3v3 lead to kids getting less playing time due to limited pitch availability?

Why are leagues and coaches rebelling against 3v3, is it to keep adults comfortable rather than prioritising player development? #3v3 #grassrootsfootball #footballcoaching

@scottishgreens We were told in 2014 that it was the older generation that swayed the vote so you’d expect we would now be moving to a pro indy majority. Does maintaining a 50/50 split suggest when young adults mature they believe that the indy offered by SNP/Greens isn’t what they want?

Independence has never been more vital for Scotland. Scottish Greens have a plan to build a positive case for putting Scotland’s future in Scotland’s hands.

@TheRealSambora Tour time @TheRealSambora

All of em… at the time the songs are the story of your life. Reaching out to communicate to those who’ll give you a chance, and listen.

@JohnSwinney @CalMacFerries By whom and in what country were they built John?

Delighted to see MV Isle of Islay arrive in Scotland - a welcome addition to @CalMacFerries fleet. My warmest thanks to the crew for handling a challenging journey with great skill and to everyone who has played a part in making this happen. Photo courtesy of C Brindle.

@is_glasgow It took me a minute to get it but well done to whoever thought of it.

Love the names of these mobility assistance vehicles in Glasgow Central Station - they're very much in keeping with the city's sense of humour. #glasgow #glasgowhumour #scotland #puns #glasgowcentral

@TheNorfolkLion Unfortunately thats not unusual when a politician visits any company

Rachel Reeves visited ‘First bus’ company today, and staff were instructed beforehand not to ask any questions and to avoid doing anything that could bring the company into disrepute. No way I could’ve kept my mouth shut in that situation

@cfmontreal @BMOfr @adidascanada @GreavesSports do you think you’ll be able to get the stocked?

Notre nouveau maillot secondaire est arrivé 🔵⚫️ Our new away kit is officially here. Achetez le maillot PROCURE ici >>> tr.ee/VKnt3i #CFMTL @BMOfr @adidascanada

@weeglesgapoet Fantastic!

The Sweaty Son of Betty 💦 #royals #sweaty #epstein

@GlasgowCC @cycling What a ridiculous tweet, no way did 5000 bike pass in 48 hours. What’s happened here is you’ve surveyed at peak time for about an hour and then assumed the same number of bikes pass every hour after, even during the night. The same thing happened on the Govan bridge.

@Douglas4Moray Douglas, we all know you won’t get an answer to this question.

Will we get an honest answer from SNP Ministers? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@keep_jipan @TheRealSambora Yep, these are three terrific albums.

@TheRealSambora To me, it was better than anything else in the world — the most beautiful to listen to, and the greatest masterpiece.

I tried … u know me i think .. if u think i suck thats ok. ☮️

@CllrTKerr @reformparty_uk @ReformUKScot Agree with you 100% but I wouldn’t exempt any student from council tax. Some of the HMO properties in the west end are rented out at over £1000 per month so surely it’s reasonable to expect the household are able to pay an extra couple of hundred ££ in top for council tax.

There are communities across our major cities that now look unrecognisable due to the influx of foreign students. That's why Reform Scotland would introduce council tax for those who study here. We're asked to pay for local services. Why shouldn't they?

@RangersFC That was a fantastic run from Nico.

🤩🤩🤩

@rocknrollofall What a voice

Even battling brain cancer she still did an awesome live acoustic performance. It was 2013, years after being diagnosed with a brain tumor, Marie appeared on the Swedish TV show Tack För Musiken. Despite her illness, she delivered a deeply emotional performance.

@netflix I’m not sure that I’ll invest my time with this after the rubbish ending of the tv show.

Something from the Upside Down must have survived… Stranger Things: Tales From '85, a new animated series, premieres April 23.