Alameda Bets

@AltcoinDailyio The Halvening with be a horror movie about #Bitcoin

It's called the Bitcoin Halving. STOP calling it the Halvening. 👏

@clownworld There is no gym for your face

@TiffanyFong_ Mustn’t have been that nice to stop and take a photo of it rather than simply finishing your meal.

howdy bitches

@TiffanyFong_ 👀

btw i’m blind as a bat, but my tiny little asian eyes are too small to shove contacts in every day. i hate wearing glasses, so i just go about life not really knowing wtf is going on around me.

@TiffanyFong_ Why is Gene no longer in jail?

I got a chance to interview Gene Borrello, a former mob enforcer who was in jail with Sam Bankman-Fried. Gene tells me SBF was on suicide watch, was extorted & did not eat or shower for several days. We also discuss how Sam spends his time in jail, bullying, sentencing & more.

@HeyItsMeTheDev @AltcoinDailyio Can I borrow a light?

@AltcoinDailyio i think there's a good chance

Do you think Satoshi Nakamoto is alive? #bitcoin

@AltcoinDailyio Yes and he will inflict the greatest rugpull known to man in the year 2025.

@stats_feed Bitcoin

What purchase has had the biggest effect on improving your life?

@WhaleChart There aren’t enough characters on this app to do that I’m afraid.

What is the worst crypto token you ever bought?

@InvestFailure Some poor soul out there is still hoping to retire soon.

@TiffanyFong_ The fake Tiffanys are actually almost as much fun.

pretty sure my DMs are 80% people alerting me about imposter accounts. i am aware. report them. i can’t do anything else about it. don’t be dumb - i am obviously not DMing you about crypto trading. please stop sending me screenshots of fake accounts.

@stats_feed Drink the mini bar

What’s the first thing you do when you get into a hotel room?

@crisreed That’s Rory Mcilroy the golfer

If I went to bars anymore this would be me 😂😂 #bitcoin

@stats_feed Not enough

How much alcohol do you drink in an average day?

@ZavenTheRapper If I had no brain yes!

Would you believe me if I told you 1 $QNT will be worth more than $86,999

@LadyofCrypto1 Oh stop please 🙏🏻

@ZavenTheRapper Is he back? 😂

Quamfy Joe coming out of his cave to tell us he called the top and we are heading to $30 $QNT

@TiffanyFong_ Good - just sh*t post on Twitter with the rest of us!

my goal is to literally never run a marathon.

@milesdeutscher How many years we been waiting on retail now? Anyone counting?

What's happening right now is just a small glimpse of what's actually going to happen in full bull.. Retail isn't here yet. Many quality alts have still barely moved on HTF. Some of next cycle's top performers haven't even released yet. Exciting times ahead.