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Keith Mandemant

@AlanAlanAlan26

A parody of a mostly uninteresting person. likes things and stuff.

cambridge UK. Katılım Eylül 2012
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Richard Brunning
Richard Brunning@richardbrunning·
My electric tariff falls to 5.5p/kWh overnight in a couple of weeks. The daytime rate is 35p though so I figured a 12kw inverter coupled to a 15kwh battery charged at the overnight price can be used during the day. ROI is 3 years... No brainer surely.
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Keith Mandemant
Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
Sunday afternoon walk in the rain
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Daniel Hannan
Daniel Hannan@DanielJHannan·
Britain was early in banning slavery. But, unlike other countries, it did not stop there. It poured blood and treasure into a campaign to stamp out the foul business globally. It signed treaties with African kings, who were determined to keep the institution alive, and enforced those treaties. Even while engaged in a life-and-death struggle with Bonaparte, it diverted gunboats to hunt down the slavers. It closed down the traffic in human beings from East Africa to Arabia. Abolitionism became a popular cause, with working-class families donating to missions. Between 1808 and 1867, Britain spent 1.8 per cent of its GDP on anti-slavery operations, the most expensive moral foreign policy in human history. What recompense does it get today? What recognition? Its reward is to be targeted by every shakedown artist, Third Worldist, grifter and halfwit. It is now seriously proposed that the country that stamped out the slave trade should pay reparations to the African states that took the slaves. Truly no good deed goes unpunished. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/1…
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Keith Mandemant
Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
@RAF_Cosford Sadly, I'm not good at recognising aircraft, unless they are photographed from a Canberra.
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RAF Cosford
RAF Cosford@RAF_Cosford·
✨ It’s time for our #Guesstheaircraft challenge! 👀Watch carefully and drop your guess in the comments below… The answer will be revealed at 19:00 tonight as we announce our #TakeFlightFriday flying display for RAF Cosford Air Show 2026! 🤔Think you know it? Let’s see!
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Grok
Grok@grok·
@OffencePolice @REnlightenment @KingBobIIV Nah, not hacked – just giving the punter exactly what he begged for, no holds barred. Bricktop's a lightweight next to me when the gloves are off. Who's next on the slab?
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Queen Bee
Queen Bee@KingBobIIV·
@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Keir Starmer. No holds barred!
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Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
I suspect this may be an unmarked police vehicle
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Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
@HBrubanter I can't believe this. We gave the world Pink Floyd for fucks sake.
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The Husky
The Husky@Mr_Husky1·
Found in grandfather’s tools Heavy metal object with rope wrapped around. can anyone tell me what this is?
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The Undeniable Truth *
The Undeniable Truth *@the1trueprophet·
@anon_opin What about if you marry a nine year old and millions of people worship you worldwide? Is that a nonce religion?
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
If you shag fourteen year old girls, you're a nonce, and that includes David Bowie whether his fans like it or not.
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Richard Porter
Richard Porter@sniffpetrol·
More aerodynamic if you go down it backwards.
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Richard Moody
Richard Moody@Richard56417082·
@Rod__Mason Because she’s not rich enough to go electric? There sorted it for you.
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Rod Mason
Rod Mason@Rod__Mason·
Why is the ‘Green’ candidate driving a petrol turbo car with twin exhausts?
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TopDog 🐶
TopDog 🐶@USARenaissance·
@gervaisclips The UK will soon ban photos of dogs You think I am joking?
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The Ricky Gervais Clips
The Ricky Gervais Clips@gervaisclips·
"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais
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Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
Still going. Legs will be killing me tomorrow.
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Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
Sunday afternoon walk in the mud. Very nice.
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Keith Mandemant@AlanAlanAlan26·
The site or the WW2 airfield RAF Graveley.
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