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@YourAlphaMom The third one comes with a restraining order.

Which footballer looks best as a woman? 👀 1. Cristiano Ronaldo 2. Erling Haaland 3. Kylian Mbappé 4. Lionel Messi #FIFAWorldCup

@YourAlphaMom I shouldn’t have laughed that much…

@DesireeAmerica4 The problem with unions, right there in pictures. It’s not UPS “not doing a damn thing” Trust me

Update: UPS put out an official statement on the video saying: "We're aware of the video. We have taken appropriate action with our driver and also have followed up with our customer." ​In other words? They’re not going to do a damn thing to him. And if that owner had kept yapping, he was about to get popped right along with the package.

@awfulannouncing Even tho I wasn’t his biggest fan, Roddick was probably the best post-match player interview in the men’s game. He easily brought that to the commentary table.

Andy Roddick’s Wimbledon analysis proves it’s time for the McEnroe era at ESPN to end awfulannouncing.com/tennis/andy-ro…

@GauffWinwhen “…what happened to real tennis” The fake fans turned into social media faggots.

men’s tennis final is BORING BORING BORING it’s just serve after serve after serve and tiebreak after tiebreak after tiebreak….. what happened to real tennis

@BiSeagull @duranie68 That would be Wawrinka…

@AlanB94065038 @duranie68 Ah yeah just the 4th best player during the highest quality era ever.

Until today, it was widely accepted that the worst Wimbledon men’s final was Hewitt v Nalbandian (which is the only men’s final I’ve ever got ballot tickets for 😭), but now we surely have a new “worst ever”? Dull as dishwater 🥱💤💤💤

@FiltreYokMKA Just two more booster shots and they’ll be good…

Hayatta kim olduğunuzun ya da nerede bulunduğunuzun hiçbir öneminin olmadığını hatırlatan görüntüler…

@GlamSpinTennis @1gamesetmatch Almost every year of Safin’s career was in the same timeframe as Agassi’s. They were most assuredly of the same “generation”

@1gamesetmatch Marat is not his generation. He’s Roger and Andy R’s generation

Andre Agassi: “My generation doesn’t count. There’s one guy I can think of from my generation that, playing his best tennis, could compete with levels like this. One guy and one guy only: Marat Safin.” Interesting take from Andre while he commentates the Djokovic-Sinner SF 👀🎾

@PHShriver Did they do a bad job? (knows the answer) Then shut the fck up.

Interesting ESPN has chosen two men and just one woman to call a Ladies’ final. The other day for women’s semis BBC had all female teams for both semi finals. Tomorrow will be all men calling men’s final. It’s a tough workplace for women. Great start for Noskova. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Andre Agassi could very well be the greatest tennis commentator to EVER suit up.

@Pavlo__Escobar Numbers don’t make you the GOAT

List of players with more Grand Slam titles than Novak Djokovic in the Open Era. End of list #Wimbledon

@jamesgraysport They oversell all the Slams. I will never go back to The Open as a spectator. Greed has infused itself into Big Tennis so largely, that the soul of our sport may never recover.

This excellent piece about the overcrowding at Wimbledon has never felt more relevant. Even today, when there will only be 30,000-ish people on site, there are queues at every single bar/concession/sponsor activation/toilet. inews.co.uk/sport/tennis/w…

@davevowels @nolevolent He gained more fans than he lost with that…

@nolevolent The lying about Covid was a pretty big one for many people.

John McEnroe: “Over the last 10-15 years, Novak Djokovic has been disrespected because of how good he is? Because of where he’s from? What has he done that’s been bad? Name something. He hasn’t done anything bad.”

@alexhrbfc @nolevolent Those two things alone move him into hero status

@nolevolent I'll name two things 1. He presented a fake vaccine certificate 2. He is a tax exile.

@rolandgarros You gotta feel for this guy… Best Player To Never Win One contender. For sure. Wish that guy coulda been everything he was expected to be. ‘Cause he had it in there… somewhere.

A very well-deserved standing ovation for Grigor 🫶 #Wimbledon

@TheLaurenChen Just finished “Mr. InBetween” a few night ago. Solid watch…

What's the best show you're watching right now? Need recommendations. Sci-fi, fantasy, horror, mystery, thrillers. No romance or sappy stuff please 🙂

You can’t make this stuff up 🤯 Yes, Eala really did make that point! #Wimbledon

@thatkeaton Makes him infinitely more qualified than a socialist

This guy watches football and eats cheese pizza for a living

@ManUtdFan_80 Spell ‘aluminum’