bi seagull (lamptey prop)

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)

@BiSeagull

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ LN1 BHAFC (STH N1F) - AFC WIMBLEDON Tennis, Nascar (11), Baseball (Mariners) and NFL (Falcons) OSC & TTTE fandom I like railways Enby

somewhere in the uk (probably) Katılım Ocak 2021

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·1h

@jallison31 it's hilarious, our fans are ridiculously negative, our media is pathetically and deliberately negative and yet people in America etc. still make up this theory that we're all secretly super arrogant. I think a lot of it comes from a lot of places not understanding sarcasm.

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Jamie@jallison31·7h

Everyone outside of England seems to think English fans are arrogant, whereas most of the discourse from fans is often about how shit we've played.

Neal 🇦🇺@NealGardner_

Still don’t quite understand why England’s confidence is coming from lol.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·19h

@AgingRanchHand You should've got Sausage roll, thrice.

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Mark@AgingRanchHand·1d

My buddy asked if I needed anything from England and I jokingly said "two Gregg's sausage rolls" and look what he shows up with

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·19h

@fountinsofwayne @mathewclarke Tbf that tune is consistently one of the best for chants - whenever we at Brighton sing "We've got Knockeart" it's always one of the louder chants which is funny given he left us 7 years ago.

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dylan🇵🇸@fountinsofwayne·19h

@mathewclarke As a nation we do have some cheek criticising chants, just 90 minutes of no scotland no party and we’ve got mcginn on repeat

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Mathew@mathewclarke·22h

Should try being more original, like singing 'nooo scot-land nooo par-ty' to the tune of Seven Nation Army

Andra@AndyBozzie

Their whole identity is built around stating the obvious and changing the lyrics to the same song.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·19h

@kumpirlipatates @iggie404 Tikka Masala is just chicken and tomato then, you can't just render down describing meals to stating their parts and act like it's a gotcha. We have more than a few high quality dishes, and even the stereotypically "disgusting" stuff is decent. It's a tired, classist stereotype.

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kumpir⚢@kumpirlipatates·19h

@BiSeagull @iggie404 i'm not talking about a few specific dishes, i'm talking about the cuisine as a whole. you'll find a dish you'll enjoy in every cuisine anyways. i do like tikka masala, but then again i like indian cuisine anyways so not surprising. fish and chips is just a fish and potatoes.....

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iggie@iggie404·1d

a lot of "British food bad" boils down to classism

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·19h

@General12134 @iggie404 "Fuck your class bullshit" sounds like pretty classist rhetoric to me i cant lie

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General Grievous@General12134·20h

@iggie404 No. It boils down to people choosing to calm it bad because it’s funny and if you ask why they show you cod head pie, beans on toast and some other niche vile food. Fuck your class bullshit.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·19h

@kumpirlipatates @iggie404 Just not the case though - if you don't like a Tikka Masala, or proper battered fish and chips etc. that's fine, but they're just not by any stretch of the imagination objectively bad.

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kumpir⚢@kumpirlipatates·19h

@iggie404 sorry but british food is genuinely not nice. it's not necessarily about being poor bc i've also had struggle meals in my homecountry, its just that the uk is bad at food.... but then again considering that its a cold and rainy island with limited farming its kinda understandable

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·1d

@AlanB94065038 @duranie68 Just the 30 titles between them.

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Alan B@AlanB94065038·1d

@BiSeagull @duranie68 That would be Wawrinka…

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Caroline@duranie68·2d

Until today, it was widely accepted that the worst Wimbledon men’s final was Hewitt v Nalbandian (which is the only men’s final I’ve ever got ballot tickets for 😭), but now we surely have a new “worst ever”? Dull as dishwater 🥱💤💤💤

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·1d

@crockandbald @BHA_Aqua Van de Ven "making up":

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Rained_THFC@crockandbald·1d

@BHA_Aqua Atleast we have Van de Ven to make up Heckes flaw who do you have? Lewis Dunk?😭

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Aq𝓾a@BHA_Aqua·1d

they signed van hecke btw

Rained_THFC@crockandbald

@BHA_Aqua Vuskovic recovery pace:

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·1d

@AlanB94065038 @duranie68 Ah yeah just the 4th best player during the highest quality era ever.

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Alan B@AlanB94065038·1d

@duranie68 You’re a Murray fan. You should be content with overwhelming mediocrity.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·1d

@bhaparker2 far too real

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@MKtopfan Nah this is just a silly idea that came into my head at 2am yesterday and i knew I had to make lol.

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Luna@MKtopfan·2d

@BiSeagull oh come on surely you aren’t supporting the argies of all people?

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

I didn't know they played Rugby at the Estadio Nadine Noordam.

Josh McAllister@JMcAllisterRL

The full-time scenes as St Helens hammered 46-0 at home.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@ItzKruzzer Haaland fouled Ander son, get lost

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Kruzzer@ItzKruzzer·2d

@BiSeagull Spence fouled him self, get lost

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Emma🇳🇴 💙🧡/❤️🤍🏆@sadislesfan30·2d

so, England’s first goal shouldn’t have stood, Norway’s second goal was disallowed because Haaland pushed Anderson after being pushed first, Norway should’ve had a penalty after Berge was elbowed in the head… fun times.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@grahamstorvik @sadislesfan30 Yes, the famously positive and supportive English media…

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anna@grahamstorvik·2d

@BiSeagull @sadislesfan30 Even the English media admits England deserved to lose that game

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@SpencerVignes Has to be the back to back passing shots during that tiebreak in 2008, simply the greatest tiebreak the sport has ever and will ever see in the middle of the greatest match the sport has ever seen.

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Spencer Vignes@SpencerVignes·2d

What's your favourite all-time Wimbledon moment? I tried to cover as many as possible in my latest book 'The Wimbledon Anthology', but it's a tough call. I don't know about 'favourite' but John McEnroe's infamous 1981 outburst on Court 1 remains, for me, the most memorable.

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@MikeKing14_ Kane did it once i think.

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Mike@MikeKing14_·2d

Well given England wouldn’t have been able to sub on another keeper, who would people have wanted to see go in net for the final couple of minutes if he was sent off? Got to be Big Dan Burn surely

Elite Wien@Elite_Wien

Where was the red card for Pickford having the hand before his mouth during talking to a Norway player? #fifa #noreng

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@helloIamBesty This is the most obvious piece of evidence - if the ball had hit the cable - every player would've been wrong footed. I thought this claim was a joke until I woke up this morning and saw just how many people are blindly parroting it.

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S T Best@helloIamBesty·2d

I’ve not seen another angle of this (twitter informs me there’s one that makes the contact obvious) but Gordon starts his run early and doesn’t deviate. Why would he if it wasn’t apparent from early in the ball’s trajectory that the ball was going to land where it did?

Tancredi Palmeri@tancredipalmeri

ENGLAND GOAL HAD TO BE RULED OUT AS BALL HIT CAMERA AT THE BEGINNING OF BUILD UP! WHAT A PLAIN ROBBERY FROM ENGLAND!

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

@Tazdr417250 @sadislesfan30 I think it was the, cable of god.

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Tazdr@Tazdr417250·2d

@BiSeagull @sadislesfan30 England is literally the most embarrassing team in the world cup constantly diving all over the field and crying like babies. England’s best player was the camera wire. Weak team, weak players, weak people

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

ITV are shocking but all 3 of those comments are true - in fact you probably picked the only 3 true things they said.

Kevin McKenna@kmckenna63

ITV commentary is comically bad. ‘Schjelderup’s goal was a fluke’; ‘the hydration-break broke our rhythm’; ‘it's the Bellingham World Cup’. Almost as bad as England’s pedestrian first half

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bi seagull (lamptey prop)@BiSeagull·2d

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Barfy@Barfy_·2d

@Apple can we get a cracker emoji please

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@jallison31 @AgingRanchHand @fountinsofwayne @mathewclarke @kumpirlipatates @iggie404 @General12134 @AlanB94065038