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@AlanBT5

Centre right, test cricket fan. Fast losing patience with the modern world. Right of centre. Swearing may/will occur.

Belfast, Northern Ireland Katılım Aralık 2012
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Alanzinhio
Alanzinhio@AlanBT5·
Some days are just perfect.
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Just Posting Ls
Just Posting Ls@MomsPostingLs·
The journalist is 51 yrs old btw
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Hazel Appleyard
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard·
THERE 🤮 IS 🤮 HAIR 🤮 GROWING 🤮 INSIDE
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james fahey
james fahey@jamesfahey15·
€6.50 for 2kg bag of New Season Irish potatoes. Is that good or bad?
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Alanzinhio
Alanzinhio@AlanBT5·
@NickDixon I think he has a motorbike and likes to visit reservoirs...
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
Ferrari has unveiled its first fully electric car — the Luce — marking the brand’s first EV and first-ever five-seater. Starting at €550,000 (about US$640,000) in Italy, the Luce delivers 1,035 horsepower, goes from 0-60 mph in under 2.5 seconds, and reaches a top speed of 192 mph.
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Jill Foster
Jill Foster@JournalistJill·
Find your Peter Murrell item by putting a pound sign against the number of X followers and the last thing you touched in your kitchen. Mine is a £42600 pizza wheel.
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Alanzinhio
Alanzinhio@AlanBT5·
@JamesCleverly One thing is certain James, the Tories won't win the seat. Just calm yourself and enjoy the good weather.
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James Cleverly🇬🇧
James Cleverly🇬🇧@JamesCleverly·
Reform members and supporters complaining that “Restore will split the vote and let Labour win” without a hint of irony is something to behold.
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Goosey
Goosey@Goosey30111568·
To all you wonderful people. I'm taking a break from X. I will be logging out of X with immediate effect. I may or may not return. Love you all. Xx
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Alanzinhio
Alanzinhio@AlanBT5·
I just don't want Burnham to with the by election. I don't care if even the Greens win, as long as it's not Burnham.
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Crewkerne Gazette
Crewkerne Gazette@CrewkerneGaz·
Here comes Andy Burnham, in Andy Burnham Land… This Bank Holiday, The Crewkerne Gazette presents its musical theatre extravaganza: Andy Burnham as Andy Pandy, dancing through the garden of spin, flip-flops and political reinvention. {satire}
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Carol Vorderman
Carol Vorderman@carolvorders·
@CrewkerneGaz Take this down …. It’s not satire it’s AI slop and you’re using my image without permission . Pls let me know once this has been removed
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Crewkerne Gazette
Crewkerne Gazette@CrewkerneGaz·
Carol Vorderman has a blocked toilet and calls for a plumber to come and unblock it. The plumber is Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon who quickly identifies the cause of the issue, but it’s no easy task. {satire}
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Alanzinhio
Alanzinhio@AlanBT5·
"It wasnae me, it was this thievin' jobbie!"
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On The Slate
On The Slate@ontheslatepod·
Morning #Minder fans. Something a little bit different for a Tuesday morning. The great George Cole in one of the many Leeds building society ads he did in the late 80”s Very lucrative for our George apparently. Oh and it’s definitely not Arthur Daley!!
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That Flo Woman
That Flo Woman@ThatFloWoman·
Just washed the dog beds and am reminded of Hannah Hauxwell and her ‘carefully laundered rags’. Am pondering on the likelihood of passers by thinking they’re my actual blankets and having a whip round.
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John G
John G@RokerEndDweller·
@thesundaysport Did fleetingly get these vibes from his “ahhh fuck” face wheb he was snapped
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Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5
Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5@JeremyVineOn5·
Is it unfair to criticise Nicola Sturgeon over the SNP's embezzlement scandal? Her estranged husband, Peter Murrell, has admitted embezzling more than £400k. Sturgeon denies knowledge of the thefts, but critics say she was naive. Is that fair?
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Alanzinhio
Alanzinhio@AlanBT5·
@melindiscott Ham and egg, fine - not sure about the inclusion of mayonnaise though. The ham does look great.
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Melindi Scott
Melindi Scott@melindiscott·
Have I Murrellated my breakfast?
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