Alan Mortimer

@OperHealAmerica You learn something new every day. I always thought Jesus was the son of God …. 🤷‍♂️

Muslims do not believe that Jesus is God. It’s that simple. Don’t overcomplicate it.

@AlexBarnicoat_ @sammyahood Yes

@sammyahood But what would you say if Muslims had their own police force, ambulance service etc?

Jews have their own Ambulances, whilst it takes 8 hours for a normal ambulance to reach everyday British people... If Muslims had their own police force, hospitals and ambulances, then there would be outrage. Why the double standard? Why do Jews get special treatment?

@ShieldsClips An education. A condom. These are two things that would have obviated the need for this question.

This is what happens when a plane hits a firetruck but if it hits the twin towers it will knock them down

@TaylorAdvocate_ @reformparty_uk @RestoreBritain_ Translation - I’ve swapped my tin foil hat for a squeaky red nose

I’ve done it. I’ve left @reformparty_uk and I’ve joined @RestoreBritain_

@Bomblebus @DoctorFishbones Never heard of Red Cross or St John’s??

@DoctorFishbones First ive heard of it too. Yesterday I thought only the NHS operated ambulances

Today I learned there is a separate Jewish ambulance service in the UK and wtf is going on over there, why is that a thing

@his4Everz It’s almost as though agent orange didn’t actually think all this through…..

🚨 BREAKING: Iran just threatened to cut undersea cables that carry 95% of the world’s internet. This changes everything.

No group should have a separate police force, ambulance service or infrastructure based on their religion, nationality or culture. This is Britain. One set of services for everyone equally.

@mikeerwydd1968 But you were ok with the idea of an Empire , the abdication, Lord Mountbatten, Prince Philip and Princess Margaret? We are a monarchy. It’s not a referendum. It’s a fact of life.

I've always been a monarchist, since the silver jubilee in 1977 when the queen visited caerphilly. We had street parties,I was on the back of a lorry dressed as a pirate. But times change, the. Andrew scandal, Harry and Meghan, and Charles seems to put Islam before Christianity. The monarchy finished when the queen died.....

@RobaFett1898 @eric_eisner @Michael_Eisner It’s a snapshot in time. All the championship scores went up like that.

If you don’t understand the full weight of what this image means, then it’s time to sell-up. To 99.99% of people in Portsmouth, football is more than just a game @eric_eisner @Michael_Eisner #pompey #pfc #portsmouth

@Hdjrhdb2 @andie1105 @ianjk23 @CadburyUK She’s a Spurs fan so probably best not to go down the ‘goalposts’ route… 🥴🥴🥴

@andie1105 @ianjk23 @CadburyUK “I’ve been shown I’m wrong so I’m changing the goalposts!” 🤣

@CLombard1910 No it’s damaged their self belief which is fine. They will rate the champions league more important and consider us just a distraction. We can handle their physicality but will need to stretch the game to beat them.

Probably didn’t need arsenal losing this #saintsfc 😆

@MalachiObrey Not sure it should be condoned but let’s not be a drama llama about it.

🚨 Matt Bloomfield blasts #Saints moving the advertising boards before the game today, saying it endangers players welfare. It's thought the move was to prevent #OxfordUnited's long throw threat. 🗣️ "These players have got families to go home to" #oufc 🟡 oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/25957257…

@emmafreemanpt Sorry - meant she - fat fingers!

@AlanMortimer9 Thank you. She always enjoys it if she’s with family 😊

Mollie loved her away day with Mummy and Grandad! It’s not always about the football especially when you’re only 7 😂💛 #oufc

@Uchemontanatv @loveofCountry75 @MbarkCherguia I had a picnic across from them. I can assure you there were only 2 people there.

Yes The couple (2 people) and their 5 sons All of them went. So it’s not just the couple alone. The sons are part of that same family going together. So: 2 parents 5 sons = 7 people The sisters and babies are just there to distract you, they were never said to go. If it had said “A couple went for a picnic. They have 5 sons…” then your answer (2) would make sense. But here, the structure includes the sons in the group. So the correct answer is still 7

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@Saintsfcjoe And Arsenal unbeaten in 14…. ….lets do it again!

Cov had six wins in a row before we beat them Norwich were one of the best teams on form in the division Oxford had 10 points out of their last 12 Just shows how great this #SaintsFC is doing

@DVATW @CadburyUK It’s the obesity season. Ask 100 children why they have Easter eggs and over 90 will tell you it’s cos we like chocolate and Easter is a time we get a few days off school.

Yes, tell us the season, @CadburyUK I’ll wait but would invite all my UK followers to politely request an answer.

£48,174. On paint. That’s what happened in Hounslow. Meanwhile, real issues aren’t getting a penny. How is this justified?

@BenGrahamUK Where in the bible does it talk about Easter eggs?

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@RobinsonDGHK When they fall as deep as they did at 2-0 you have to ease off a bit to open the game up and create the gaps.

At 2 nil the game slowed down. Got lucky that Oxford missed from our mistake. It did seem to stir us a bit after that. Arsenal, Wrexham and Derby to follow after the international break. Let’s hope we can the momentum going. #saintsfc