Alan Grant
22.1K posts

Alan Grant
@AlanTheWalrus
I play house music for people
Inverness, Scotland Katılım Şubat 2009
851 Takip Edilen565 Takipçiler

@jamierkennedy @ScottishOpen What course is that? I haven't seen riveted walls without a bunker before
English

Still one of the most incredible shots I've ever seen.
Phil at the @ScottishOpen in 2013 🏴
10 yards away. Short-side. Tight lie. Water beyond.
Full swing.
English

@AlanTheWalrus @scotlandpage Id rather flush ma jobby with it than give them it 🤭
English

@d_speirs @scotlandpage Declare independence and sell it for £5 a tea spoon
English
Alan Grant retweetledi

Not quite a 93rd minute equaliser against Strathglass but it will do 😉
PGA TOUR@PGATOUR
"It's the reason I play golf."
English

@wsmcdougall @mstewart_23 You’re right! There’s no way this happened. Why would another country want to be run by another one, madness!
English
Alan Grant retweetledi
Alan Grant retweetledi

Today, we celebrate what would have been Andrew Weatherall's 60th Birthday ❤️ pic.twitter.com/GmvSf1lPLK
English

everytime a dj touches an EQ knob
Jazz Memes@JazzMemes
The greatest dismount in trumpet history…
English

Spoiler alert.. no they’re not xox
Stephen Kerr MSP@RealStephenKerr
Nicola Sturgeon's best talents are communicating, and winning elections. Neither of these helped the people of Scotland. After 8 years of Sturgeon and 16 of the SNP- people are starting to look to the Scottish Conservatives as an alternative.
English
Alan Grant retweetledi


Ok ok i have a small request
Could someone, someone please, PLEASE, just TELL Michael Palin about the #CaithnessBrochProject?
I have a feeling he'd be very interested in all of this and i think i would genuinely cry if I met him and ask if he could be my grandad



English

@Nigel_Farage way this man speaks ov are veterans is a disc race 🇬🇧
English

@Skye_Lloyd @SimonSp67920753 Do you not think maybe it would be better if people didn’t have to work three jobs to get by?
English

@SimonSp67920753 Oh ffs. There’s a significant shortage in a lot of jobs these days cos everyone expects handouts these days. My dad worked 3 jobs when I was a kid and didn’t once cry about it or go on strike 🙄
English















