Alan Collins

Have developed a soft spot for Dragons this season, if they can get a shooter that moves and puts the shots up next year they could challenge for top 4! #NSL2026

@narindertweets If it’s triggered Mick the grifter it can only be a good things

Mick Lynch spits facts about Nigel Farage and Reform UK "He's going to unleash a torrent of racism & division.. putting us into the dark ages"

@terrychristian What caused it over a decade ago? And the time before that?

But Dave down the pub who failed all the way through school - told me it was a hoax - he saw it on Facebook and Farage told him

@katieflintt Carlisle?

In the most depressing train station. Any guesses

@Netball_Nik You think it’s just one of those freak seasons? I can’t remember a season with so many injuries. I really hope the clubs can get to the bottom of it. There’s certainly an argument for slightly bigger squads to allow for more rotation and less pressure on players

@Alan_Collins13 It can't hurt, but a lot of injuries are just 1-2 week non-S&C things - e.g. Haz & Ellen had concussions, SWJ & G were ill, Nic Smith got hurt with RSA, Niamh twisted her ankle, Elia slipped on some steps, Amy was not an injury, Joyce is pregnant, Emily fell awkwardly, etc..

The #NSL2026 injury tracker has now hit 40% with official news of Hannah Knightbridge having ruptured her ACL. That's like every team having lost 4 of their contracted 10 at some point this season, but some teams have suffered more than others... docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

@LukanyoBee It won’t happen

Maybe start calling Cardwell for contact!!!#NSL2026

@BazzieBooBoo Not sure it’s that controversial tbh

Controversial opinion but Manchester thunder are nasty players and Karen has a BAD attitude. #nsl2026

@netballtalkliv I agree

Unpopular opinion perhaps but if Jayda had more GD time this season I’d go as far as to say she’s englands best defender this season. Over Funmi 🫣 #NSL2026

@carla_denyer So you’re taking an extended summer break on the tax payer?

Following my doctor’s advice, I am taking some time away from work for health reasons. My office will be functioning as usual and my staff are there to support all my constituents who need help, so please don't hesitate to get in touch. See my full statement below.

I have written to Andy Burnham to ask whether he would establish an independent public inquiry into the British government’s complicity in genocide.

@AutoPap It’s less likely to leave you on the hard shoulder though

Currently in Kentucky. After driving the Escalade for 100 miles I can safely say Range Rover have nothing to worry about with this Cadillac. It’s big, gutless, handles like a boat and the brakes take a lot of effort to slow this thing down.

Lmao! The guys a big girls blouse! @stephenjones9 mention his beloved Saracens and he blocks you 🤣 #Rugby #saintrugby #NorthamptonSaints #Pollock

@ZaraTomkiActor I think maybe more effort and training needs going into S&C for these clubs. Something is obviously not right since the league went professional

Please not another ACL. This is really distressing. Research needs be done URGENTLY into why women suffer so many ACLS and work done on how to prevent it as much as possible. #nsl2026 Sending all the love to Hannah K.

@fergie_cat @stephenjones9 He’d love him if he was a Saracen

@stephenjones9 Do you not like him?

@narindertweets Not all Muslim women are brown, why do you mention colour?

In this country, people have the right to criticise religion. But there’s a clear line between criticism and the degradation of women. What we’re seeing here is the sexualisation and humiliation of brown women. That should never be acceptable. This isn’t clever or empowering. it’s the public humiliation of one group of women by another group of women. Sad and pathetic.

@supertanskiii @RobertJenrick I love how the far left are always so polite, tolerant and well spoken, they can always put their point across without foul language and abuse

@RobertJenrick I’m looking to hire your mum to go back in time and have a wank instead of conceiving you, you absolute waste of human piss.

I am looking to hire a chief economic advisor. As Reform prepare for government we are looking to expand our growing team of policy advisors. I’m after an exceptionally talented individual with a strong grounding in macro economics. If you’re passionate about getting growth again in the economy, and have ideas to shake up our stale economic debate, this role is for you. We have a once in a generation opportunity to build a new economic model that transforms this country for the better. If you have the energy and determination to do that with us, this role is for you. The job will involve: -policy development -modelling -in-depth research No experience in Westminster is required. Business experience is preferable. The pay is highly competitive, but variable depending on the candidate. Please email your CV and a cover letter to jenrickr@parliament.uk Applications close on the 29th May but will be reviewed on a rolling basis.

@supertanskiii Maybe it’s not far right?

What a match!! Yes @NFNetball!!! And played with smiles on your faces!! Awesome stuff!! #NSL2026

@jeremycorbyn Who cares!!

78 years ago, 800,000 Palestinians were expelled from their homes. Britain made it possible. Today, Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. Britain made it possible. 78 years of the Nakba - and 78 years of British complicity in crimes against the Palestinian people.