Alan Collins

@Netballerss I’m not a fan of hers but tonight she was right!

Ebony commentary just screaming at shooters to shoot is driving me crazy #nsl2026

Just put the damn shots up! Both teams! #RHIvDRA #NSL2026

@willnorman @EnfieldCouncil @JourneysPlaces You’re 100% more likely to survive if you don’t step into the road in front of 2 tonnes of steel

You are five times more likely to survive being hit by a driver doing 20mph vs a driver doing 30mph. Great to see Enfield rolling out new life saving 20mph zones. Slow down. Slower speeds save lives. #VisionZeroLDN. 👏👏@EnfieldCouncil @JourneysPlaces

@petersharding @AutoPap So why’d they make it an appliance then?

@Alan_Collins13 @AutoPap They wanted to make a good car.

Took my neighbour out for a drive in my R5 last week. Today he bought one for himself. Maybe I’ve actually become a bloody influencer 😩

@traceynev Did she jump or was she pushed, and have either of your phones rung yet?

Send in questions?

Pretend netball meeting….. Claire Nelson - how can we take the heat off the netball players and their Mums. Jess - I could resign and everyone will forget NSL for a bit. Done 🤝

@JessLMas Gotta be Tamsin!

Next 🌹 HC? Answer below ⬇️

@MelR18 @gacw15 @ReplayedNetball Oh joy!

@Alan_Collins13 @gacw15 @ReplayedNetball Stembridge

England Roses Head Coach steps away from role

Thirlby stands down! Shame it took so long with so little planning time before the CG! #EnglandNetball #Netball

@gacw15 @ReplayedNetball Who?

@ReplayedNetball Got excited and then saw who has stepped into the HC role 🙄😴

@MOJOM21 @StephenHedges7 Well what’s your solution to the number of clubs going under? Wasps, London Irish, Worcester all gone in recent years, clubs all struggling. The current model isn’t working. What’s wrong with having some characters that engage a different audience?

@Alan_Collins13 @StephenHedges7 That comment is even more embarrassing than that pillock’s behaviour.

Does this really merit a place on a rugby field ? The history and traditions of the game would suggest not. Its not football.

Dragons defence must be fuming! So many turnovers and only 1 shooter putting shots up the other end! Stop messing around and get the shots up! #NSL2026 #NSL26

@MSchumacherFans He’s not complaining, he’s stating facts

This guy is acting like he wasn't in that position for so many years. He spent years having this privelege winning with that engine and now he's on the other side of it complaining. Especially 2014-2016, in terms of competitiveness, same bullshit as 2026. What a tool.

@Jenny_1884 Who are “they”

Just think why they are spraying our skies. If they didn’t we’d be healthier & farmers could grow their crops properly. I wander why they are spraying our skies 🤔

@RetroMoviesDB Crash bandicoot!

First game that comes to mind

@by_niels21222 @bolderston_mark And still looks better than a Tesla

@bolderston_mark Here's a Mexico rally car of mine after a slightly more pronounced deceleration than intended :-).

Your Thoughts Please and Thank You

@modernhistory He’d be cancelled for that these days

Billy Connolly's funny reaction to Liz Hurley's dress at the BAFTA (1994)

@narindertweets @JeremyClarkson

Has @JeremyClarkson called this out? Has he asked for it be deleted? Silence is beginning to look like endorsement.