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@ZackPolanski It doesn’t make sense. Cause people what?

If there's one thing that will be guaranteed to cause people who protect the wealth and power of the super rich - it's people having a great time. I present to you Trafalgar Square today which was beautiful and alive and buzzing with just that. 💚😍

@NoToDigitalID 1997 when Diana died.

When did the world actually go mad? I’m going with 1997. Answers 👇

@IntrovertProbss Years ago my Mum was on a bus and stood up to give her seat to another older woman. At the next stop the bus was full and the driver shouters “right everyone standing has to get off!” The woman in my Mum’s seat never flinched or looked at her as the bus drove off!

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an asshole??

@MarkHeath45 Like two old has been pop stars at a rewind festival!

There are some seriously mentally unwell people, who are putting their trust in this batshit crazy, lefty, woke, Green Party, headed by the titty whisperer! Anyone concerned??

@PaulEmbery Drugs took over I think and people don’t socialise like they used to. It’s a dying art!

When I was growing up, pubs would often be rammed until closing time (not so much during the week, but certainly at weekends). The bell for “last orders” would usually spark a rush to the bar. These days, even the most popular pubs seem to start emptying out around 8.00-9.00pm, including on Fridays and Saturdays. Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon? Is there a reason for it?

@liz_churchill10 Pointing her finger / aggressive

Rupert Lowe annihilates a BBC Foot Soldier… BBC: “Patients will feel more comfortable speaking in their native language” Lowe: “I don’t care” BBC: “Fine” Lowe: “I have no interest in that. They live in England…they should speak English”

@TheExtremeMusi1 Kate Bush is a very good person!

The time Kate Bush 📬 wrote back to a teenage fan who wanted the lyrics to Wuthering Heights 😊

@MarkHeath45 Prices are usually advertised beforehand. Should have asked really. It’s like ordering a bottle of wine and baulking at the bill because you didn’t check!

£50 for a haircut and beard trim and style. Must of been for the 10 second massage he gave me. When my barnet is ready for another trim, i shall be shaving it all of myself for free! What prices are being charged where you are???

@aquitainexox He walks like he’s shat himself or his hip replacements have gone wrong!

He’s like that kid at school that was always last to be picked for games! Complete spaz at everything he does

@benonwine FFS! Where will it end?

Co-Op has issued a WARNING to its Staff if they stop Shop lifters they will be SACKED! So this message to me says that they ENCOURAGE Shop Lifting. ANOTHER Company to BOYCOTT then!

Keir Starmer playing football has all the mobility of Norman Wisdom on Ketamine.

@benonwine Or the one nostril blow 🤢

Be honest… does seeing someone spit in public instantly put you off them?

@DebiEvansMatron Looks like their buyers have overbought!

#Sainsburys I REFUSE to buy an EASTER egg unless it says EASTER 😡 Can you see one with Easter 🐣 on it that I may have missed 👀?? Not ONE that I can see? 😡

@rpondiscio What’s drip coffee please? Is it filter coffee?

Walked into an upscale Manhattan coffee shop yesterday. Asked for a large drip coffee. Place was empty except for three nice baristas. One said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're an online company" and explained how to order with a QR code. "Thanks," I said, and went next door to the 7-11.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Conspiracy theorists are pointing how former President Joe Biden walk was identical to the news robots we see walking around this year.

@benonwine 1997 it all started going wrong! Once Diana was out of the way! I think she was planning to rock the boat more than we realised!

Did everything start going wrong in Britain after the Queen died… Because it feels things have definitely accelerated rapidly downhill since.

@benonwine It’s all been planned. They were just waiting for her to die. You could say out of respect for her but they have no respect for her country!

@Kica333 Like changing room lighting!

Have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in a self check out camera at the store and it ruined your day a little bit?

@fesshole Wasteful!

If I get prescribed antibiotics from the doctor, unless it's life threatening I store them in the cupboard. It's short term inconvenience, but when the apocalypse happens, zombie or otherwise, I'll be sitting on a trading goldmine.

@grlofmstry @aquamaewest @MattHar65517869 YES! Stop it!

@aquamaewest @MattHar65517869 I'm the hairstylist that charges a 100% rebooking fee for no call/no show appointments. Are you sure you want us to stop texting reminders?

I'm so tired of creating accounts for every single bill. Insurance, hydro, internet, gas. Passwords, user names, 2-factor authorisations. I've decided I'm making everyone send me a paper bill and I'm going to pay by check. Enough with all the log-ins and texts to my phone.