Alex Bares

I'm so Minnesotan that I can't ever get through a conversation without commenting on the weather.

me with the laundry from the dryer

Stephen Miller covered his pregnant wife with his body. She is curled into him for protection. One of the most beautiful representations of love, marriage, and manliness I’ve seen. Christ, keep them safe.

it hurts as much as it did 16 years ago.

Some heroes wear capes — Chief Aaron Edwards wears blue.

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche my children will inherit this burden

Avoid the the area of Hwy 252 at 73rd. A GIANT spider is on the loose.

🚨NEW: Utah Governor delivers powerful message following the assassination of Charlie Kirk: "If anyone ... celebrated even a little bit at the news of this shooting, I would beg you to look in the mirror and to see if you can find a better angel in there somewhere." "I don't care what his politics are. I care that he was an American."

March: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” April: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” May: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” June: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” July: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” August: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” September:

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie

😂💯

*Music not playing* @carrieunderwood: “I can just sing it”

Keep TikTok and take away Snapchat instead

just did my last legal scroll through tiktok

Me seeing college kids at the bars knowing that it looks fun, but my body would take a week to recover

if u need me this is where I’ll be

Jordan Addison & Justin Jefferson right now trying to outdo each other putting on a show for the crowd…

the part where rylee gives stephen a big smile & nod then walks off to let him have a moment w/ his gymnastic usa team in the spot light under the usa colors & then coming back to dance w/ him. you’re kidding. rylee your choreography. perfection. #dwts • #dwtsfinale

Having to get up Monday morning but then realizing it’s a short holiday week

the netflix employee trying to fix the stream for the mike tyson vs jake paul fight

“You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?” “Ah, this grumpy old race car I know once told me something, it's just an empty cup.”