AlexCartori

were back in orange this time open.spotify.com/track/7ylYNEe0…

@FlyOhioAviation Blank check

Austin Hedges is worth 4 million a day man

@AlexCartori oh em gee

Album almost done btw. Cartori season is almost back upon us ladies and gentlemen

@themarcellui 50/50 chance it’s someone getting shot in the head or getting absolutely rocked with a right hand of doom

scrolling reels in public is getting dangerous

@themarcellui I do half claim these outside little guys I be chilling with tho +4 chungi

@themarcellui Gfs cats not mine full disclosure

i am a cat. i shall find the smallest box possible to squeeze into and call it a bed.

@themarcellui 3 chungi

@AlexCartori hes a chungus

If Aaron Judge was playing against Al Qaeda I’d wear an Al Qaeda jersey

@themarcellui @FanDuel I don’t know who’s playing where but I hope yu Chang is still on team china also why does Israel get to have a team

@FanDuel @AlexCartori this cant be real right

THE WBC BEGINS THIS WEEK ⚾️ USA is ranked 3rd in the world 🇺🇸

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

@D_Schaffran @JacobsFieldRBW @CLEsportsTalk Me when I’m dumb as fuck

@JacobsFieldRBW this post tells me you're Gen Z or a millennial news: we're in the process of removing the woke mind virus. we're close, but it takes time to fix such nonsense Indians, Redskins, & other sports teams that bent the knee to woke pressure need to provide a remedy @CLEsportsTalk

If you’re wondering when these people will give up remember that a sizable percentage of them still hang confederate flags in their homes.

Baby Keem

@joseisus This just shot some insane images and memories into my head

@yafioso Die hard holy fuck

What Song Yall Bumpin Da Most #ENCORE

Genuinely where the fuck is there time to work sleep become the biggest artist in the world have a girlfriend play with my friends watch wrestling watch football listen to music listen to NEW music feed myself text people back take a walk clean myself get a haircut smoke Walmart

@themarcellui @JeffPassan demon

@JeffPassan @AlexCartori

Right-handed reliever Shawn Armstrong and the Cleveland Guardians are in agreement on a one-year, $5.5 million contract that includes a mutual option, sources tell ESPN. Armstrong, 35, was one of the most effective RP in MLB this year, with batters hitting .157 over 74 innings.

@themarcellui @MLB @Feinsand I would be the Yankees worst nightmare in that division

@AlexCartori @MLB @Feinsand its almost like you can go play for the orioles too

Orioles, 1B Pete Alonso reportedly agree to 5-year deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.

@themarcellui @MLB @Feinsand another sauceless white boy to the orioles, 4th in the division

@MLB @Feinsand @AlexCartori

@themarcellui @JeffPassan Sigh

@JeffPassan @AlexCartori bro u gotta be kidding me

Closer Edwin Díaz's deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers is for three years and $69 million, sources tell ESPN. The Dodgers, who were targeting bullpen help this winter, got the best closer on the market, setting a new AAV record for relievers.