alex.sats
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alex.sats
@AlexJVidal
Dᴇғᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴᴋɪɴᴅ • ๔เгєςՇ๏г ๏Ŧ שเ₿єร • @CostlySignals
Florida, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
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ANOTHER AI video of Netanyahu has surfaced social media, further pushing the idea that Bibi might really be gone! And in his most recent press conference, Netanyahu says that Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan! WHAT!?!?
#trending #fyp #israel🇮🇱 #netanyahu #ai
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just went on a walk around the block and was humming this out loud for a mile
certified RIAA platinum heater
Stereogum@stereogum
“Randy Walters Is A Son Of A Bitch” is an earworm stereogum.com/2492766/afroma…
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I've added "and I think I'm a sport for doing so" to my mental book of idioms
SWIFT@Swift_Pilot
This CLIP of Afroman will live in INFAMY 🤣
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@DineshDSouza Evil did not overcome good when Jesus was crucified. It was God’s plan.
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He’s quoting historian Will Durant to the effect that this is the way of the world. History is a record of conquest, and might typically prevails regardless of who is right. Christianity is in full agreement that Satan is the prince of this world and his side often prevails.
Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra
Benjamin Netanyahu says Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Netanyahu says that if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, and powerful enough, “evil will overcome good.” What's your message to Benjamin Netanyahu?
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Afroman wins legal battle over songs mocking US police bbc.in/40FPZwS
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Cop grilled in Afroman defamation case hints he actually doesn't know if rapper had sex with his wife trib.al/KelHGOE

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