Alex Jones

@marioliveirain Eat it and than eat her.

A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?

@Sheiknbake1313 @butters_jon @NimmyTash Well, im assuming with the amount of emojis you use, you are the following: - Dumb - Extremely fat - Live with your mum - No potential for any sex (except with yourself) Does that about cover it?

@AlexJon05028695 @butters_jon @NimmyTash Vs a lifetime of not having a brain 😂😂😂

Essendon get Upside, while Port get Goodbye. Does any other past player hate their former club as much as Kane hates Port?

@AbigailLuna__ I doubt this really happens

Desde que leí que los trans congelan ketchut para metérselo por el ano y fingir que tienen el periodo mi vida no es la misma.

@Sheiknbake1313 @butters_jon @NimmyTash 10 years of misery little lady. 10 years....

@AlexJon05028695 @butters_jon @NimmyTash Tell me you don’t understand the new draft rules without telling me! 😂😂😂

@Sheiknbake1313 @butters_jon @NimmyTash Crows peaked last year and they have nothing to show for it cunt lips Port lose butters and gain kids, crows are going nowhere for the next 10 years, especially with all the picks Tassie will have, let that sink in m8888.

@AlexJon05028695 @butters_jon @NimmyTash Port aren’t even halfway to the bottom shit lips. You’re about to lose your best player and then use all the picks you get for him on an untried 18 year old! 😂

@SceneinCinema And approximately 3 ppl will watch the movie

Elliot Page will play Achilles in The Odyssey (2026). Brad Pitt portrayed Achilles earlier in Troy (2004).

@Sheiknbake1313 @butters_jon @NimmyTash Port have hit rock bottom, theyre back on the way up shit dick.

@butters_jon @NimmyTash Yet they’re still ahead of Port’s rebuild. You’ve not hit ground zero yet.

@rationalaussie I've heard of zero ppl being fired and ive seen ppl getting hired including my daughter getting her job ever.

The amount of layoffs I'm hearing about in the Australian economy is unlike anything I have ever seen before. It seems like there is no one hiring. Everyone either firing or on hiring pauses, or both.

@BersekEv Nice of them to film and not help her

En España los hospitales pueden sacar tu cama a la calle para que mueras lentamente si tú seguro privado no cubre los gastos. Lo siento, me equivoqué, es Estado Unidos... la tierra de la libertad de Trump, en España la sanidad es universal. Trump, tú país es horrible.

@duncantrussell I heard Aliens taste like chicken

LOL

@SantinoCripto You are a fuckhead for spreading fear

Si se descubre que el Hantavirus habría mutado a una forma que se transmite fácilmente de persona a persona, literalmente tenemos un COV19 2.0, pero muchísimo más grave. El COV19 tenía una letalidad de un 3%, mientras que el Hantavirus tiene una letalidad de alrededor del 40%. Además, la maniobra de acoger el barco lleno de infectados en España (Islas Canarias) con el riesgo que ello conlleva, es muy, muy raro, habiendo tantos países africanos, e incluso islas poco habitadas, que pudieran haberlo hecho. Hay que seguir este tema de cerca.

@RepFine @realDonaldTrump Why are you so fat?

Proud to see President @realDonaldTrump proclaim May 2026 as Jewish American Heritage Month. In a time when Democrats mainstream antisemitism, the President stands strong with the Jewish people and our contributions to America. Well done, Mr. President 🇺🇸

@k_mahlburg We voted for the usa and israel to bomb Iran? Thats amazing.

Dear Australians, If you don’t like the latest interest rate rise, remember: You get what you vote for. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@FootyonNine If i were port id let them take him, he will end up back at port 3 years later ready to go, id than bid on walker.

"The bottom line is, there is an absolute advantage for Carlton to finish last." Eddie reacts as Cal explains whether the Blues would be better off at the end of the year if they finish last. #9FootyClassified | Watch on 9 & 9Now 🖥️

@casalsbate Its much much much harder to catch though

ÚLTIMO MINUTO: ACABA DE FALLECER EN UN AEROPUERTO un nacional británico que tuvo contacto con el paciente cero de esta peligrosa cepa ANDES del #hentavirus por lo que se han iniciado los rastreos de contactos (contact tracing) de los pasajeros que inter actuaron con el fallecido. ¡Justo lo que faltaba ahora otra jodida pandemia del carajo! #El4toBate

@RedPandaKoala At this point I think its fair to say that we are in some kids video game sim and theyre bored and have decided to fuck with everyone on the game.

FBI Director Kash Patel says UFO documents are being released soon “They’re going to be publicly releasing this information very soon. We are all for it. You’re going to start seeing those releases literally happening in the very near future.”

@TheConservati19 Or you live in an echo chamber on line and have no life?

We are a dumb nation.

@deanngan @Coinvo All you need is each tax payer to fork out $357,070 to get out of debt. Good luck!

@Coinvo I rather the money to go to paying down the debt. You’re not even from this country.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP: "When did I promise $2,000 tariff checks to Americans? I don't remember doing that."

@deanngan @Coinvo Have you seen the debt clock mate? No debt is being paid down..

@MichalSabra Didn't israel strike an american ship once with no provocation?

Israel hasn’t dropped a single bomb on a country that didn’t fire first.