Alex Kremin 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇭🇲

@LiamCars007 @Rainmaker1973 Nah, there's only 3 people total. Grandfather, father and son. The father is both a father himself and a son. They've just each got 1 pizza!

How is this possible?

@metrotrains Tackle the trespasser, this isn't safe foe everyone else

⚠ Craigieburn/ Sunbury/ Upfield/ Werribee/ Williamstown lines: Major delays due to a police request in the Southern Cross area. >Trains may remain stationary for extended periods at stations or in between stations. >Select trains may terminate/originate at intermediate stations. Check information displays and listen for announcements as services may be altered at short notice.

Hey @metrotrains, if youre going to cancel a service at flinders, the best thing to do would be to tell the people waiting on the bloody train that they'll be sat there for another 20 mins waiting to depart. You obviously know, let the passengers know. Absolutely terrible service

@MmmSausage @ThatGledhill @CallMeCantrill @DaddySuperYacht Thanks for some amazing news! 🙌

Series 2 of Icklewick FM coming your waaaaaay! 👱‍♂️👩‍🦰

@_imey @Otto_English He wanted people to drink bleach you fucking cockwomble

@Otto_English Donald Trump never stopped me from travelling or going to restaurants without taking an experimental medical product.

We have to accept that millions of Americans are misogynistic, climate change denying, racist fucking lunatics who don't give a single fuck about anything apart from the price of gas in their tanks. Having done that we need to stop caring about America and build a better Europe.

@MelbOnTransit Also annoying to see that they've still gone with the advertising covering the windows!, 🤦🏻

Pic on Page 12 shows Pakenham's Rt 925. Unchanged for years, it stops short of its nearest station. And has up to 70 min peak & 90 min Sunday gaps. Factors not conducive to useful, high occupancy & emissions slashing PT. Electrification must happen in tandem with service reform.

[Zero Emissions Buses] Media release from premier premier.vic.gov.au/road-map-towar… Transition plan available here: vic.gov.au/zero-emissions… It's essential that this does not compromise the fleet growth needed to provide the more frequent 7 day service Melbourne needs. #springst

@PleaseBeGneiss Have you ever had your ears syringed? Feels like the equivalent of this, someone tickling the inside of your head with nice warm water!

@thefootywithbro That doesn't make me chuffed

In 2010 I got a job at Flemington Racecourse. They gave me a blazer and a big cool hat. I was chuffed. They said you had to work ALL 4 DAYS of the spring racing carnival, I agreed. I called in sick, second shift, Cup Day. Despite me explaining I was sick I got fired next shift.

@thefootywithbro Don't let them know that! I want to keep my public holiday! 😅

In my lifetime I've seen the Cup go from something everyone went to a bbq and watched to entirely losing cultural relevance.

@RBumbaclaa25001 @shitbritishpics The 'Ed Stone as they called it! Such a strange choice

Ed Miliband Buys A Bacon Sandwich At New Covent Garden Flower Market (2014)

@SustainableTall Suprised they got the timber columns over the line with regulators. Often a big no-no for UK and Aus, whether fire resistant or not. Often end up with steel cols and timber roof instead

Naples new central station, made out of timber, must *surely* be one of the most spectacular new station buildings built in the 21st Century… By EMBT wallpaper.com/architecture/n…

@PleaseBeGneiss What are you talking about? The weight of her leaning on some cold applied tarmac with a tamp is for sure the same as the weight of an articulated truck wheel!

@DarrenMcLean_uk We did the same at school, but with paper, had to hold an egg!

The 'Spaghetti Bridge Challenge' was an Italian teacher's way of engaging with his class to learn about how structures work. I think it was little bit of genius! youtu.be/ab6TBy1LUD0

@maximumwelfare Let me know when they get to that one year lol

I don't think 3-year government terms are the worst option all things considered but it is a bit sad that we get one year of work out of that tops

@kinokofry @AsFarce Is there a way to transfer the people you're following? Or do you just start again?

@AsFarce I’ve been cruising there occasionally up til now though but I think I will make more of an effort to post/hang out at BlueSky and see if I can form the habit.

@grugstan Plenty of candidates conveniently pretending to be independent, forgetting to mention previous links to parties, probably in a ploy to make themselves seem less obnoxious

@Luiseach I love how just when you think he's gonna close the door he's like 'no, I'd better ride in the back with it to make sure no shit goes down'

when the PSNI arrested a wheelie bin

@MBierce @GraphCrimes Batboy caught flipping a grunt?

Sometimes I see a tweet that reassures me that I'm not *that* terminally online

@hamhammer27 Fun fact, as above the concrete portals at the La Trobe St State Library entrance is an over site development, they can't show the 30 storeys over in concept, as they didn't know what the final building over would look like, as they don't own it

📍 State Library Station, Franklin Street Entrance (Concept images vs today)

@5tevieM What if I told you they're not the ones to worry about? That's what everyone else told me (and it's true), but doesn't help much when you've got to usher one outside lol

love Melbourne love australia would have given it 4/5 but a huntsman just jumped off the ceiling onto the floor and I’m afraid that has taken its rating down to -267,000/5