Alex Press

@amgittlitz I somehow didn’t know this book existed?? maybe I should go too…

@alexnpress is the esposito no good? haven't read it, was thinking of going to his event tomorrow: eventbrite.com/e/brooklyn-cha…

no choice but to do it myself

the key to being interesting at a party is to lie about yourself. make it cool but not too crazy. I met my wife at a wedding by saying I worked for raisin bran.

Love her

Ex-girlfriend from when I was 15 took me off Snapchat. Crazy how fast people grow apart…

that offspring song where they're like "my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch"

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it’s my mom’s birthday. time to tweet the funniest thing she’s ever said

I saw Kreayshawn open for Andre Nickatina and Roach Gigz at the Highline Ballroom, and she performed this song before it had been released as a single — and it was incredible. The whole room could feel it. Not joking.

@hasanthehun blessing in disguise

this is a totally preposterous demand btw

good-hearted reply guy starting to annoy me

I respect people that regularly get 0 likes on their tweets and have had their account for like years who still tweet extremely consistently

I love when Pauline Kael says stuff like “Shaggy and Velma are wretched. And the dog should be put down. But Freddy is a revelation” It’s like wtf are you talking about queen

@lettpoupette There are some seriously stunning individuals from the working class just like myself

drake letting his gf stay up til midnight for his triple album drop

you don’t really hear about Fatboy Slim so much these days

“Some men had to have their testicles amputated by doctors after beatings…” Thread with some of the unspeakably depraved acts of rape and sexual assault by Israelis against Palestinians detailed in this piece:

(making small talk with a couple) so have you guys ever cheated on each other?

fish probably love being made into a soup... "brings me back" type shit