Alex R

@IwanDerErste Lange haare

Frage an Männer, die keine Sonnencreme nutzen, aber trotzdem bei Hitze rausgehen: Wie schützt ihr konkret den Nacken vor Sonnenbrand?

@AtnsXBT For starters its 3/8192. And also you dont need any other pokemon to beat the game

craziest ways that players beat pokemon. back in 2020, a youtuber named smallant decided to beat pokémon soulsilver with one simple rule: he could only use shiny pokémon. in soulsilver you only have a 1 in 8,192 chance of even encountering one. smallant needed a full team of them. the pain started immediately. just to get a shiny totodile as his starter, he had to reset the game 1,352 times and that alone took four hours. from there he used that single shiny to get through the first four gym badges. then he hunted a shiny eevee, which took another 2,633 resets. luckily he got the guaranteed shiny red gyarados at the lake of rage. but then his twitch chat dared him to do something brutal. they challenged him to catch a shiny electrode. he started resetting and resetting and resetting. after 15,170 resets, a shiny blue electrode finally appeared but smallant had been resetting for so long that his hands moved on autopilot, and he accidentally reset the game the exact moment the shiny appeared. all 15,000 resets were gone in one second. he had to start the entire electrode hunt over again. despite that heartbreaking moment, he kept going. he eventually caught a shiny dratini, a shiny lugia, and a shiny ho-oh. after several months and over thousands resets, smallant finally beat the entire game using nothing but shiny pokémon.

@FlorianDreaming Weiß man leider erst seit heute. Gegenmaßnahmen bisher unmöglich.

Pfingsten ist und es gab gestern schon die ersten 30*C dieses Jahres. Es ist eine bewiesene Tatsache, dass Wetterextreme zunehmen. Unter anderem auch starke Hitzewellen. Trotzdem werden auch dieses Jahr wieder die ganzen Vollkoffer sagen: „in heißen Ländern haben die auch kein Problem damit!!1elf!!“ Ja Herbert45 und Christian193456 - die Menschen dort haben aber ihr Leben und ihre komplette Infrastruktur danach ausgerichtet. Aber bei uns sind nicht mal alle Gesundheits- und Langzeitpflegeeinrichtungen mit Klimaanlagen ausgestattet. Ich bin ja schon länger davon überzeugt, dass wir, obwohl wir niederschwellig Zugang zum gesamten Wissen der Menschheit haben, trotzdem in der dümmsten Zeitlinie ever leben. Die ganzen Erleuchteten, Selberdenker, etc. checken nicht mal, wie sie von einigen bekannten Gestalten, hauptsächlich vom rechten Rand, manipuliert werden. „Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe“ a trifft es da ganz gut.

@thebagworker Leute so dumm kann man nicht sein. 6/10 Ragebait

Ich war vorhin einkaufen und vor dem Eingang zum Markt stand eine Frau. Als ich vorbeiging hat sie Zigarettenrauch ausgeatmet. Ich habe seitdem das Gefühl, dass ich wieder eine Migräneattacke bekommen werde. Raucher kotzen mich an.

@UwUCancerCringe Its good because you dont need to hit skillshots

Ahri has 0 built-in sheen or auto attack synergies -> somehow is one of the best users. Great champion

@ravi__ravioli Der Betrug an sich selber ist schlimmer

So leute muss man so hart aus der uni werfen

@KingFidd Everyone who played 100 +games typed that at some point.

Wow. I'm so happy for the guy who told me to uninstall League and kill myself less than a year ago 😇❣️

@ScrubNoobLoL @Squille7 Finally challenger irl

CHAAAT SHE SAID YES ^_^

@RiotPhroxzon U cannot tell me u gonna leave smolder a whole patch more like this? Statistics dont lie on the issue with this champ rn

Patch 26.11 Preview! In 26.11, we're making a few adjustments to the Support ecosystem to improve diversity, especially in terms of melee vs ranged balance.  We're also doing some continued followup to champs after some of the Season 2 changes have been optimized.  AP Xin Zhao has popped out as one of the most striking and fun champs, but his healing is a bit on the high side, especially when he's outhealing some of the champs designed around healing.  That said, we still think healing a bunch is exciting and worth supporting, just not at this magnitude.  Systems - With the role quests in Season Start, ranged supports have risen to the top of the pecking order - They're both the best at multiplying ADC's who are strong currently, as well as benefiting the most from being in lane for role quests - Roaming also pays a higher systemic cost as it puts both yourself behind on quest progress and makes it so your ally ADC can't stack their quest - Overall, this has been desirable, as we think in 2025, roaming was too high for the most part and especially undercut the satisfaction of players in bot lane wanting to a play a “real laning phase” - At the same time though, we do want to open up a bit of roaming power on the grub timing after early lane is done and so we're buffing up the reward of grubs just slightly - We're making a broad set of changes to both improve the desirability of some underpurchased items, as well as more finely tune the purpose of various items in the ecosystem - Other systems adjustments this patch are changes to Experimental Hexplate that aim to make it shine on both melee and ranged users.  - Currently the best users are champs like Nocturne, Olaf, Vayne, Varus and we think we can strike a better balance on more champions while also making the item tradeoffs more apparent for durability vs damage on Vayne and Varus (mostly manifesting in Top) - The other systems impacting changes are some adjustments to Diana and Ekko jungle who have been slightly worse for wear there (though Mid is mostly fine)

@Manenkos Meanwhile im halfway to bot lane while clearing minion wave

@Jane_Banane_ Dort oben weht wirklich ein rauher Wind.

Vielleicht ist sie gar kein Missbrauchsopfer, sondern einfach ein bisschen dumm? 🤷‍♀️

@36malisa Nichts

was ist so peinlich daran für seine freundin periodenprodukte zu kaufen wenn sie gerade nicht kann? ernst gemeinte frage ich werde probieren viel verständnis zu haben weil ich es wirklich nachvollziehen will…

@wwarrior_1 Civ 7 feels like a clone of civ clones to me. Ill keep playing 6

if you didn't know, the main gimmick of the 7th game was that you would change civilizations per new "age". so if, for example if you started as french in antiquity and the age shifts to exploration, you are REQUIRED BY THE GAME MECHANICS to change to another civilization. it was a baffling decision because one of the draws of Civ is bringing your chosen civilization to victory from mud huts to space. glad that they did say "we got it wrong"

@elonmusk 2/10 ragebait

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

@AutogrillGoe Was ist ein cannabis Entzug? 2 Tage Kopfweh und vorbei.

Andere Mädels mit 15: Kleidung, Jungs, Gezicke, Pubertät Meine Tochter mit ihrem 29 jährigen Freund: Haben heute ihren 2. #Cannabis|Entzug hinter sich, sind auf 38kg u 52kg abgemagert und schrauben Kugelschreiber zusammen. Alles nur wegen dieser ach so harmlosen Droge!

@Prettigilo @nickimoraa 649 AIs upvoting an AI generated post. Thats 2026 Twitter.

@nickimoraa He walked all the way from the back just to say, "ask her," and then headed back. The commitment to the joke is impressive. Your boyfriend understood the task, even though it wasn't his to take on.

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man." So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this: "What can I help you with?" "Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project." Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

@Manco1lol In that case ppl could just terminate every lobby they deem not worth playing. Your jgl goes yi, all know if we report now we dont have to play this out and get a Real jgl next lobby

This thread is being debated with Meta vs Offmeta and the champ select termination stuff. I see a lot of "riot should let us play what we want" If your teammates all report you in CS isnt that the community voting for you to not play the champ not riot?

@drewlevin @erenjaegerSOS His mastery doesnt matter. Let him play his champ if he feeds his ass off you can punish him afterwards? Why is riot trying to minority report these days?

@erenjaegerSOS what's your kalista mastery?

@drewlevin locked in Kalista support with an adc Caitlyn to counter pick an alistar support. Immediately got a lobby terminated and a queue ban. Posts aren’t going through so I no longer babw the picture. How is this allowed? It’s a fine pick

@Landgans Dann schmeiß doch noch ne Flasche Vodka dazu, ist vermutlich weniger schädlich als die Energyrotze

Die Kassiererin wollte Ausweis sehen von so 13, 14jährigen, die Energydrinks zu ihren Brötchen kaufen wollten, die Dosen mussten sie stehenlassen; wollte die erst für die Jungs kaufen, habs aber dann doch nicht gemacht, wann und warum bin ich so spießig vernünftig geworden?

Können wir aufhören so zu tun als wäre das Problem hier die Essensfrage? Die ist schon fragwürdig, aber grundsätzlich noch nachvollziehbar. Aber hat mal jemand den letzten Satz gelesen?