Alex Staszko

@AndyMcMCFC69 @Polewka123 Not mine but nearly went. Piccadilly records ran a coach. Nearly went w John Bramwell

Hurrah the (previously busted) 'Moody Bootleg Man' is back selling near the office. #NewOrder 1983 it is then.... #CrateDigging

@guardian rooves

Drone footage shows roofs torn off after Storm Beryl hits Texas – video #Echobox=1720566841" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/us-news/video/…

@MCRMetrolink Your staff closed piccadilly station access from the rail station on Saturday night/Sunday morning before 0040, when there are Trams still running. A member of staff let me through, saying there are no more Trams. I Got a Tram to ashton and there were more due

@Jack_Bass_ Fuck em . You're where you are because of your talent

I have had this thrown at me before theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@PaulHusband_ Report to the police. This is awful

Hi everyone. This is VERY important. Some little scump is impersonating me on here to get you lot to send money for cartoons you'll never get. Please be completely sure it's me. Don't have a go him/her, obviously can't help his pathetic scumbaggery. Can everyone pls share this?

Starmer now ensuring that the next election is utterly pointless and will have the lowest turnout ever. His praise of Thatcher is the de facto end of social democracy and an endorsement of the continuation and consolidation of the last 40 years unopposed hegemony of big money.

@ististmusic @Spotify And for that you get the princely Sum of around £3000, disgraceful

Everyone else is sharing theirs, so here is our Spotify Wrapped for 2023. Thanks to everyone who’s streamed our music this year and shared it with others.

@PaulHusband_ Don't be silly. Your dad was well loved and a great cartoonist

I'm becoming a bit worried I'm posting a bit too much and concerned it'll start annoying, but I just want to share this. Just found it, appears to be something my dad was planning working on. Seems very fitting with John on the bridge to all support we've had from everyone..

@eventhestarsuk @TheCoopLive Don't be fucking stupid. Pockets . Won't have the guts to reply! £ kerching £

Hey @TheCoopLive will you be investing any of the £2.70 levy on the ticket I bought from you today in grassroots music venues where your headliners of tomorrow start off or is it going straight into your owners' pockets?

@jackthesticks Someone I know went for a night out with Keith years ago. Ill tell you the story some time

Wouldn't have just been one night....

@jackthesticks Twats

Recently joined Facebook, something I said I'd never do - mainly to have access to marketplace. It's quite satisfying seeing people who basically bullied me at school now wanting to be my friend. Even more satisfying refusing their request...

Fun Boy Three - Signed Test Pressings Giveaway #giveaway #funboythree …d-4088-8df0-5817638b4349.usrfiles.com/html/db9376e69…

Seriously @RishiSunak @Jeremy_Hunt @KemiBadenoch et al Is this not a punt in the dark? Yet we can’t find a single penny for Northern transport infrastructure Victorian connections between Lds / Mcr / Sheff & surround HS2? Growing which actual economy? gov.uk/government/new…

This is even funnier if you get it before the punchline is delivered.

@BBCMOTD @NoelGallagher City didn't get to the league cup final too. United did!

If Man City manage to secure a Treble this season, how would it compare to Man Utd's 1999 Treble-winning campaign? 🤔 Famous blue @NoelGallagher has had his say... 💬 #BBCFootball #FACupFinal

@DerrenBrown I thought the same, but there is a video that supposedly shows him having a coffee with the lad when he was 15

I must be morally dim - I don’t see why a TV presenter’s intimate business should lead to public persecution. Makes me so uncomfortable. Having to ask friends why anything terrible has happened, why it warrants such shaming, and why it’s supposed to be endlessly my business.

Convinced my husband to have a vasectomy. One day after the procedure I served divorce papers and told him I knew of his ongoing 9 month long affair with my supposed best friend. She has always wanted children.

My mate Ian Moss aka Moet has a new book coming out! You can go see him talk about it HERE! 👊💥👍🏻💙

@Jack_Bass_ @SmashingPumpkin @Interpol @STPBand @rivalsons 26 Nights of Interpol :-)

I cannot wait for this tour..!! @SmashingPumpkin @Interpol @STPBand @rivalsons #TheWorldIsAVampire 🇺🇸 🇨🇦