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Whoever ate the bat FUCK YOU, that just made my uni timetable and assessments 10000x more confusing, chink #coronavirus #uni

@DoorDash is where it’s at @UberEats you be dead 💀💀💀💀💀

@yunggravy your last gig at Sydney went off, why aren’t you returning 2020???

@krisscottxxx Thank you for your service 🇱🇷

@Pringles wtf how am I supposed to reach the bottom of the chips while I drive, make the facts Bigger 🚨 fix yo shit #exposed

Thanks to the Uber eats ads to remind me that there are more foods then a McDonald’s double quarter pounder 😱🙏 #emotional #blessed

SUBWAY selling stale cookies should be a war crime, #FIXYOSHIT @SUBWAY

WHOEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING SATURDAY EXAMS, MAJOR PUNCH ON ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨

@SonyPictures cast me if you ever need another vulture, a waiter was holding my plate for too long and I bit the guys hand off 😳#ONLYFUCKWITHQUICKSERVICE #LIVINGVULTURE #VILLIAN #IHATESPIDERMAN

When the misses starts playing up * I no longer have a manager, I can’t be managed* #INTHABINALERT

PEOPLE be out here having friends and making them pay entry to their own house 😳 imma grab these hands and start hitting fools with fairy bread 😡 #aussieculture

@LukeThaDon1 Start BITCH slapping, these fools with fairy bread 😡

Aussies really have a party then say B.Y.O only thing of mine I'm brining is these hands! Disrespecting me like that! SAME DAY DELIVERY #UPS

*when petrol hits $1.95* alright imma head out...