Alexandra Hoosier

@alixaudra Unfortunately they go straight to the trash lol. We used to hang them above our fireplace or around an archway as a kid but now I don’t get enough to make it worth it

Respectfully, what is the purpose of Christmas cards? What am I supposed to do with it?

Wanted cheaper eggs and got. Rapists. Pedophiles. Sexual assaulters. Putin apologists. Talk show hosts. Enjoy your fucking eggs. #DemsUnited

I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser. My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.

Says it all

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

@darkxprincess If the bedding is freshly clean too ommmgggggg im horned up

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

@darkxprincess ME TOO OMG

@alixaudra I’ve never seen miss Rachel but we freakin love bluey

I guess this means I have to start watching Bluey and Miss Rachel

Ada is starting to pay attention to what’s happening on the TV now. She’s watching Guardians of the Galaxy. I made a creature that watches TV.

@alixaudra Ah she’s in mariemont :/

@Alex_Hoosier I would definitely be interested but I live up in Mason now! I don’t have a lot of wiggle room to drive her very far

I am not impressed with this daycare.

@eliseshallburn This has been my thought for about 20 years

@alixaudra Hahahaha

@Alex_Hoosier I’m gonna have to start padding my bra for the first time since middle school, but only on one side

My left boob is producing significantly more than my right boob. I’m about to have some seriously lopsided tits.

@mlaformattt He’ll divorce me

@Alex_Hoosier Oh god you better not

Derek is going out of town this weekend and I’m terrified I will kill his plants/vegetables.

I’m going to become an aunt this weekend!!! Ahhhh!

@katescreepy I am not caught up but I really want ben to survive 😭

@notKyle_aScamp @AlexHuffman I was about to say the same thing lol. She said they also do it for computer dusters lol

I love standing at the scan thing at Kroger for 5 minutes waiting for someone to check my ID for the non-alcoholic beer I’m buying.

@alixaudra Every single time

myChart should really not release lab work results until the doctor has actually reviewed them and can provide some context because now I’m googling everything and my anxiety is through the roof, which is probably not great for the high blood pressure I’m already experiencing